第188章 女人的特权
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深深道：“也不是啦！我邋遢惯了嘛！反正现在又不用登台，捯饬那么漂亮又赚不来钱花！”
李鱼用力点了点头：“有道理！真是太有道理了！”
李鱼想了想，道：“一会儿，我就要出门去，恐怕得傍晚才能回来，你……”
“我就不去了吧！”
深深满面堆笑：“小郎君身边带个女仆出门，未免不够威风。再说了，我又不会打扮，带出去丢了小郎君的脸面。”
李鱼摇了摇头，对这个偷奸耍滑的小女人实在是无话可说了。
李鱼提起筷子想挟菜，这才发现，一共四碟小菜，几乎已被深深风卷残云，李鱼大吃一惊，立即加快了挟菜的速度。
深深发现不妙，马上挟挟挟挟挟，挟了菜不往嘴里填，先挟到碗里，片刻功夫，连菜带饭堆得冒尖，这才放心大吃起来。李鱼只能默默的端起一盘炒荠菜的汤汁拌到饭碗里……
李鱼本以为这个吃货又懒又馋全无一丝长处，不料吃罢饭，她倒一下子勤快起来，收拾碗碟，麻利无比。梳洗打扮的过程，虽然比起旁的女人缩减了不只三五倍的时间，捯饬出来，不施脂粉、素面朝天的小模样儿倒也俊俏伶俐。
接着进内室帮李鱼叠整被褥，不知从哪儿搬来一架梯子爬上去扫尘，窗纸处有破损的地方，小心地贴补完整，毕竟原家搬走有一阵子了，家里雇来的仆佣洒扫时难免有顾及不到的地方。
等这一切忙完了，她又拿了一块大毛巾，翘着屁股蹬着双腿一圈圈地擦起地来，那叫一个勤快。
李鱼终于弄明白了：吃和睡，就是这丫头的充电过程，只要满足了这两点，她就能变成一个全能的家政机器人。
这具家政机器人没有胸衣，李鱼这地方也不可能给她准备胸衣，所以她上身俯低，屁股抬高，一圈圈地擦地板的时候，由于地心引力的作用，那样子可真够瞧的。
李鱼虽然不是一个方正君子，但也不好一直盯着人瞧，看看天色也不早了，他正打算离开褚府再往司天监走一遭，可刚出屋，就见褚大将军大步流星地赶进了立雪堂。
“哈哈哈哈，李先生，昨晚休息的可好哇？”
褚龙骧咧开大嘴向李鱼打招呼，李鱼赶紧拱手道：“学生休息的很好！大将军，您怎么来了，有什么事，传唤一声，学生去见您就是了。”
“哎，我老褚家不讲那些臭规矩。等皇上散了朝，就要见我的。我怕道路不好走，这就赶去宫里候着，反正也要经过前院儿，就来看看你。”
李鱼笑道：“原来如此，皇上召见，看来马上就要有所安排了，恭喜大将军！”
褚大将军道：“是啊，等差使安排下来，咱一个武将，也不用日日上朝陪绑，只是得常往军营里跑啦。嘿！咱老褚这一遭儿的奏章是你李先生帮着写的，比以往的都好，今日见了皇上，皇上一定会夸咱大有长进的。”
李鱼谦逊道：“学生那点舞文弄墨的本领，哪能入得了圣上的法眼，大将军太过看重了。啊，既然是皇上召见，大将军还该早点儿去才是，若是延误了，未免不美！”
诸龙骧道：“谁说不是，这宅子什么都好，就是出入太不方便，一百万贯，着实贵了些。”
“一百万贯？”
深深姑娘赤着一双雪白的天足，提了一桶污水从屋里出来，正要趿上高齿木屐，恰听到这句话，前边的话她没听见，也不晓得这武弁大汉是个什么人物，只一听一百万贯，登时惊呼出声。
“一百万贯？天啦，这也太黑啦！长安居，虽然昂贵，可是价值百万贯的，也就是王爷公主那么寥寥几幢豪宅，就这幢宅子，看它的位置、大小，和院中林泉石洞、亭阁楼榭的用材用料，最多六十来万贯啊，怎也值不上一百万贯！”
褚龙骧一听这话，登时双眼一瞪：“啊？哦？你、待、怎讲？”
李鱼心里马上默默地跟了一句：“哇呀呀呀呀呀……”
褚龙骧倒没这般怪叫，而是瞪起双眼看向深深：“姑娘此言，可是当真？”
深深奇怪地眨了眨眼：“真的呀！我打小儿就住在长安城，这些行情，我还能不知道？”
“好！好！好！哈、哈、哈！”
褚龙骧一张脸登时黑了，见皇上？皇上先等着，老子先去找尉迟恭那个黑炭头理论理论！
褚龙骧二话不说，掉头就走。
深深一脸好奇地看着褚龙骧大步流星的背影：“小郎君，他谁呀！”
李鱼面无表情：“本宅主人，褚大将军。”
深深恍然：“哦！褚大将军，他走那么快，干什么去呀？”
李鱼依旧面无表情：“不出意料的话，找尉迟恭干仗去了。”
深深眼珠转了转：“这宅子，是尉迟大将军卖给他的。”
李鱼叹了口气：“不然呢？”
深深楚楚可怜地看向李鱼，一脸无辜：“小郎君，这不关我的事吧？”
李鱼点点头：“从道理上来说，是的！”
李鱼说完，转身向外就走，片刻功夫，身后踢嗒踢嗒作响，深深趿着一双高齿木屐追了上来，气喘吁吁地追到李鱼身边，陪着一副甜甜的笑脸儿：“小郎君要出门，身边哪能没个侍候的人呢，让奴奴陪小郎君去吧？”
李鱼奇道：“你不是不想出门吗？”
深深谗媚地笑，跟个小奸臣似的：“没有啦，那都是起床气惹得祸。人家是女人嘛，改主意很快哒！”
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