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第192章 邪门的刀

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“九十万贯!”

褚龙骧气得额头青筋直跳,转悠着脑袋四下找他的大斧:“尉迟恭,你脸儿黑,心更黑啊!老子跟你无话可说了o来来来,你叫我卸你一条膀子,那十万贯的差价,老子不要了!”

“放你娘的罗圈拐子屁!”尉迟恭举起铁鞭,仰天长啸:“老子玩不过那些读书人的花花肠子,被人坑了一道,本就一肚子的火o现在你个大字不识的褚老粗也想来讹我,老子跟你拼了!”

“别呀,别呀!”

李鱼赶紧打圆场,双臂一伸,就揽住了褚龙骧和尉迟恭的脖子,这两条大汉,肩膀脖颈真是宽厚,李鱼有种搂住了两头大牯牛的感觉o

李鱼压低了声音,小声道:“两位大将军,事关家丑,且莫声张!”

褚龙骧和尉迟恭都是好面子的人,一听事涉家丑,马上警惕起来,瞪圆了牛眼看着李鱼o

李鱼道:“尉迟大将军,你只收了褚将军九十万贯?”

“昂!”

李鱼又道:“东翁,你实实在在付了一百万贯?”

“昂!”

李鱼笑了笑,道:“东翁一到长安,就入住了o这交割,应该另外有人吧?东翁以为,那替东翁买房的人,会不会从中手脚呢?”

褚龙骧一对眼珠子几乎要瞪出眼眶,张口结舌地说不出话来o

尉迟恭指着褚龙骧道:“对啊!对啊!你小舅子!肯定是你小舅子从中做了手脚!嘿!你个褚老粗,被自己小舅子坑了,你却来找我算帐,你丢不丢人?”

褚龙骧面红耳赤,喃喃地道:“戚公正这个忘八蛋!我饶不了他!”

褚龙骧说到这里,突又一瞪眼,看向尉迟恭:“好,这十万贯,咱先不提o你最多值七十万贯的一幢宅子,卖我九十万贯,这怎么说?”

尉迟恭顿时气馁,讪然道:“我……我买的时候,市价才五十万贯呢,可我花了九十万贯!我转卖给你时,一文钱都没加啊,这还不行?”

褚龙骧道:“咱们是什么交情?咱们是并肩作战、出生入死的战友啊,你被人坑了,就转嫁给我?你有本事,谁坑你,你找谁去啊!除非卖你宅子的是皇上,否则,你怕谁?”

尉迟恭摊摊手,无奈地道:“我当然不怕他,可我说不过他呀o他一个文弱书生,难不成我还揍他一顿?我一巴掌,就得把他扇断了气儿,我能怎么办?”

“那你也不能坑我啊!”

“二位,二位,打住,打住!”李鱼为了调解这两个粗汉之争,也是煞费苦心:“转卖宅子给尉迟将军的是个文官?”

“昂!要不然,老子早去找他理论了o他那小嘴巴巴巴的,我又说不过他,打又不能打,我怎么办?”

“嘿嘿嘿嘿……”李鱼奸诈地一笑:“尉迟大将军,你用错法子了,跟一个文官讲道理,你当然讲不过他o要打,那也不合适o”

“着哇!所以老子吃了亏,也只能捏着鼻子忍了o”

“不用忍,不用忍o文官怕什么?他不怕人跟他讲理,也不怕人跟他动粗,他怕耍无赖啊!”

尉迟恭瞪起眼睛:“嗯?这是何意?”

李鱼道:“文官最爱什么?爱面子,爱名声啊!他坑了大将军您,您就拉上一家老小,往他们家门口一堵,就说被人坑得饭都吃不上了,求他发发善心,把坑你的钱还你o我就不信了,只要他还想在长安混,会赖着你的钱不给!”

李鱼这损招儿,若换成李靖、徐世绩那种儒将,是绝对不以为然的o但尉迟恭……,他只是一个打铁的,大字不识一个,一听李鱼这招法,登时两眼放光,哈哈大笑:“对啊!对啊!我怎么没想到,好主意!好主意!”

尉迟恭兴冲冲地对褚龙骧道:“我现在就带上我几房小妾,拉着我几个小孙子、小孙女儿,去堵长孙无忌的大门,等我讨回来钱就还你,哈哈哈……”

我擦!

长孙无忌?

你个夯货怎么不早说啊!

你早说了,老子才不给你出这主意o长孙无忌……那是长孙无忌啊!凌烟阁上排名第一,当朝第一宰相,长孙皇后他亲哥,太宗皇帝他大舅哥啊!如果他知道是我给尉迟恭出的主意……

一时间,李鱼欲哭无泪o

一条荒僻的小巷,因为这是一排楼阁的后门窄巷,所以很是荒凉,少有行人经过o纥干承基和罗一刀藏身其间,探头探脑地向外看着,纥干承基肯定地点了点头:“没错,就是他,李鱼!”

罗一刀唏嘘道:“原来是他!想不到,罗某今次误打误撞的,竟然是他救了我!”

纥干承基苦笑道:“算了,现在别说这些,咱们赶紧找条河,洗漱一番,要不然,如今真比乞索儿(叫花子)还要狼狈o”

罗一刀点点头,用袖子用力拭了拭他沾了桐油和石灰的长刀,黯然道:“老伙计,罗某委屈了你啊,跟着我这许多年,一向渴饮仇人血,谁料今日竟……”

“哗!”

某无良的长安市民一桶泔水从楼上倒了下来,正好浇在罗一刀的身上,纥干承基身上都溅了许多o

罗一刀慢慢抬起头,看了看纥干承基,一脸绝望:“二弟,我们今天出门,一定没看黄历!”

纥干承基有些惊恐地看了看罗霸道手中的刀,低声道:“大哥,我觉得你这把刀,有点儿邪!只要你一碰它,准没好事o你还是赶紧把它扔了吧o”

罗霸道不以为然,用掌背拍了拍他的刀,道:“英雄难免落难时,跟我的刀有什么关系o你看,我又碰它了,发生什么了?”

罗霸道话音刚落,又是一桶泔水落下来,正正儿的浇在纥干承基身上,纥干承基拨开挂在头发上的几根面条,气极败坏地对罗霸道道:“你看到了?你看到了?你再不丢刀,老子就跟你分道扬镳!”

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