第228章 假大仙儿
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是不是每一个穿越者都得遇上个公主才显得他牛叉啊?这烂大街的梗儿……,照理说光是认识公主还不行,这公主还必须得死心踏地、哭着喊着抱穿越者的大腿,非得给他当五六七八房才行。
李鱼暗暗吐槽着,仔细瞟了眼这不知道是谁的哪位小公主,身材娇小,明眸皓齿,颊上还有两个浅浅的小酒窝儿,因为身着男装,反而显得更加俊俏,倒真是耐看。只是一想到人家还未长成呢,居然想像他们两个能有什么不可告人之关系,不免暗道一声罪过。
高阳公主皱了皱鼻子,道:“问你是做什么的做什么?好绕口。我是想呢,罗师傅和徐师傅都是大高手,武功很厉害的,居然对你低声下气,你的武功一定不赖。”
李鱼微微一笑,不予置评。
高阳公主眼珠一转,又道:“袁少监和李秋官那就更加了不起了,民间常说,他们是天上的星宿下凡呢,所以才知道那么多的天上事。可他们跟你,也蛮熟稔的,似乎还有求于你的样子,你的本领,一定很厉害。”
若不是苏有道、康班主等人都在,而且都在看着他,李鱼一定会“旧疾复发”,吓唬吓唬这位小公主了,但问题是他们在,露怯啊!
这都是些什么人呐?
几个狱友,他最狼狈、最没用的样子,都被他们看过了。
一个是枪手,而且是文采比他还高明的枪手,虽说他有意遮掩,可是人家只怕早就看穿了。
在这些人面前,再装模作样就说过不去了。
可是,谦虚实在不是李鱼的美德,再说了,深深和静静也都仰望着他呢,这两位俏姑娘可不知道他就是个耍嘴皮子的,谁还没有点虚荣心呐,于是李鱼就打起了虚虚实实的把戏。
“登梯到碧空,对坐问天公。无马常骑虎,观鱼每钓龙。补衣针贯月,劈竹篾穿风。为截犀牛角,推平五老峰……”
李鱼一首诗吟出,高阳顿时满眼的小星星乱冒,小脸兴奋的都有些红了:“小郎君果然是修神仙术的高人?”
李鱼向她嘿嘿一笑,道:“你知道这首诗叫什么名字吗?”
高阳公主已经被李鱼忽悠晕了,估计李鱼再加把劲儿,说是双修能帮她开光,这丫头都能信,毕竟以她的身份,还真没被人忽悠过,缺少免疫力。高阳公主马上毕恭毕敬地道:“小女子孤陋寡闻,正要请教小郎君。”
李鱼悠然道:“这首诗名曰‘吹牛’”
高阳公主仔细想了想,忍不住噗哧一笑,但马上就换了一副央求的模样,上前拉着李鱼的衣袖摇动,道:“哎呀,你快说嘛,你究竟会不会神仙术啊。”
虽说高阳生得俏皮可爱,但毕竟年纪还小,撒娇的杀伤力不大,李鱼不为所动,只管莫测高深地道:“我已经告诉你了呀,你猜!”
“我猜?”
高阳公主气极,也不管自始至终她都没报过家门,双方并不熟悉,顿足就发起了小脾气:“你就说嘛!你们这些修神仙术的,就喜欢搞些玄虚的东西,说些似是而非的话,叫人家猜,猜猜猜。人家猜得到人家也是活神仙了!”
李鱼笑道:“不然怎么办呢?你看这天晴气朗,风和日丽的,要不我施法让它顷刻间彤云密布,急雨如箭?再不然你看这屋顶似苍穹一般,本大神信手一挥,就让它一画开天,拨云见日?”
高阳公主眉开眼笑:“好啊!好啊!那你演来看看!”
高阳公主话音刚落,那汉代穹顶风格的大屋屋顶就轰隆一声裂开了一个大口子,一束阳光倏然照落,和着草灰泥土,罩向太子李承乾的头顶。紧接着,弩箭密集,雨打芭蕉一般猛烈地扫进了大厅。
骤见如此一幕,李大仙的脸儿都绿了……
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