第281章 不合心意的礼物
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褚龙骧是习武之人，饭量颇大，平素里无日不欢，自守孝以来，按照李鱼所说，麻衣素食，闭门不出，虔诚守孝，如此过得两月时光，嘴里早就淡出鸟儿来。
可他对母亲的孝心确是不假，不肯放弃守孝的规矩，只是每日里都不免有种度日如年的感觉。眼看着皇帝为他制定的守孝百天之规已经履行了三分之二，再有个把月儿就能出了孝期，生活都有了奔头，褚大将军好不欢喜。
他盘坐在榻上，盯着面前一盘子用粗粮制作的面食，馋得发绿的两眼渐渐恍惚，那一盘子粗粮仿佛变成了裹着足足一斤熟羊肉的大胡饼，里边还放了椒豉、抹了酥油，当真是……
褚大将军“咕咚”一声吞了口唾沫，感觉腹中愈发地饥饿了。
这时候，一条大黑狗“呼”地一声从半拉着没关上的障子门前钻了进来，四下一顾盼，便蹲坐在地，耷拉着舌头，呼呼哈哈地看着褚大将军。
褚大将军先是一呆，继而勃然大怒，他跳将起来，从墙上一把摘下七星宝刀，大吼一声：“孽畜，找死！”
褚大将军一刀挥出，那大黑狗吓了一跳，掉头就跑。哧溜一声钻出了房门。
褚大将军怒不可遏，光着脚丫子，举着大刀就追出门去：“你这畜牲，竟然冲撞褚某的孝期！一百天、一百天啊，眼看再有个把月就到期了，吃你这一撞，老子还得从头守起，啊我要杀了你！杀了你”
那狗夹着尾巴逃到院中，迎面看到自家主人，欢叫一声，就嗖地一下钻到了她的裙后。
褚府大管家陪着挺着肚子的龙作作正走在院中，一见褚大将军麻服赤脚，蓬头垢面，手持大刀，暴跳如雷，不禁呆在那里。
褚龙骧看到二人也是一呆，怔愕地道：“你这女子，哪里人氏，缘何出现在这里？”
大管家正目瞪口呆，赶紧上前解释道：“大将军，这女子是李鱼李郎君的夫人，自陇右来长安寻亲。只是李郎君今居何处，老奴也不晓得。想来李郎君离去时曾经说与大将军知道，因此前来求问。”
褚龙骧“喔”了一声，上下打量龙作作几眼，道：“你是李先生的夫人？”
龙作作福礼：“正是！陇右龙作作，见过褚大将军！”
褚龙骧道：“你怀着身子，无需多礼！有什么事儿，你等会儿再说，先等我砍了那狗头！”
龙作作吃惊地道：“不知我家军师哪里冲撞了大将军，为何要砍它的头？”
褚龙骧一听大怒：“这狗是你养的？真真的岂有此理！皇帝命俺守孝百天，这眼看着已经过去两个多月，马上就捱到了日子。偏生你家这恶犬闯进我的卧室，毁了咱家的守孝，我今日定要剁了那狗头，方消心头之恨！”
龙作作和大管家面面相觑，一脸的茫然。
片刻之后，大管家才疑惑地道：“大将军，这黑犬怎么冲撞了大将军守孝啊？”
褚大将军怒气冲冲地向那黑狗一指，那大黑狗刚从龙作作身后探出脑袋来，马上嗖地一下又缩了回去。褚大将军道：“它闯进我的房间了！”
龙作作困惑地道：“我家军师闯进大将军的房间，怎么就冲撞了大将军守孝呢？”
褚龙骧怒道：“你这女娃儿年纪轻，不识礼数！李先生曾告诉我，须得穿粗布衣裳，不食荤腥，独居一室，为家母守孝百日！独居，明白吗？这恶犬闯进咱的房间，坏了这个独字，如何是好？”
龙作作和大管家互相看看，眼神儿迷茫，仿佛没睡醒似的。
褚大将军怒气冲冲地道：“如今你们明白了吧？这条恶犬坏我孝期，褚某一定要砍了它！”
龙作作赶紧张开双臂护住“军师”：“慢来慢来！大将军，守孝时当独居一室，虔诚守孝不假。不过这个独居，并不是说自始至终，就不能有其他人物或牲畜进你房间啊。”
大管家本来不敢多说什么，听龙作作开口了，这才壮起胆子道：“是啊大将军。你比如说，一户穷人家有三位孝子，就只一间房子，难不成为了守孝，还得借钱再盖两间房子，以供三人分别独居？”
褚龙骧守孝两个多月，连沐浴都不曾有过，听他一说，挠得头屑飞扬：“不是吗？那这独居，是什么意思？”
大管家咳嗽一声，上前两步，踮着脚尖儿凑到褚大将军耳边，小声地道：“大将军，这个独居，指的是守孝期间不能与妻子圆房，不能与女子欢好啊！”
大管着说着，脸皮子抽动了几下，心中暗道：“难怪大将军把这院子里的下人都轰了出去，只许我们每日送餐、换马桶，而且严禁我们进他房间，都是在门口儿交接，原来……大将军是这般理解的一个‘独’字！”
褚大将军张大嘴巴，“嗬嗬”半晌，猛地一拍脑门，转嗔为喜道：“原来如此，原来如此，原来是老夫理会错了，害得我这么久不敢与人多言一语，想到院中活动一下拳脚，都得把人先轰赶出去，以求一个独字。”
大管家听得啼笑皆非。
褚龙骧欢喜了一阵子，脸色一正，对龙作作道：“小娘子要寻你夫君？本将军守孝期间，不得料理公务，你那郎君已然离开褚府，今在何处，我也不知。唔……”
褚龙骧拍了拍脑门儿，眼睛一亮：“是了！你往北城去，钦天监右街上，有一个制伞的苏有道苏先生，曾被李先生聘做帮闲，你去找他，当能问到李先生下落！”
龙作作大喜，她千里迢迢而来，只知道李鱼是跟着褚龙骧回了长安，却不想到了褚府，却悉闻李鱼早已离开，心中便有些慌了，这时听褚龙骧一说，心像插上了翅膀似的，顾不得多做客套，赶紧告辞，领着她的狗头军师急急离开了。
褚龙骧独自站在院中，仰首望天，喃喃自语：“原来如此，原来如此！俺老褚问得不够端详，平白吃了许多苦！”
大管家把这位龙小娘子送出府门，门口一行队伍，高头大马，刀枪齐全，无情郎和负心汉两个小丫头俏生生地立在车前，一瞧她回来了，赶紧放好脚踏，打起轿帘儿。
龙作作身怀六甲，动作却不迟懒，敏捷地登车坐定，发号施令道：“无情，负心，速速往北城钦天监右街市上去寻一个名叫苏有道的制伞人，他知道李鱼那混账东西的下落！”
一行人车马辘辘，便自群贤坊离开，浩浩荡荡向北而去，继续着她的寻夫之旅……
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