第715章 什么叫家教
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可是,真到动真格的,却是都怕了。
“你你,你可别胡来,他们都听着呢!”
萧巧哥声若蚊蝇,真后悔刚刚激他。
福康也有些发懵,这才出京一天都不到啊,自己怎么就根换了个人似的?
而唐奕眼睛一立,“听着怎么了?还就让他们听着。”
“别犯混。”关键时刻,君欣卓都不淡定了。
“你闭嘴!”唐奕此时大家长的风范尽露无余,一句就让君姐姐再不敢多嘴插话。
索性一把捞过福康,还有萧巧哥的小手一手掌握,又把君欣卓的手拉过来四手相握。
“都别说话,听我说。”
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此时此刻,曹佾快四十岁的人了,不顾体面地贴在舱壁之上。
其实,这舱与舱之间倒也没那么不隔音,除非你贴着墙特意去听,否则隔壁说什么话,办什么事儿,倒是不会有太大的影响。
当然,像唐奕那般大喊大叫另说。
曹国舅心都提到了嗓子眼儿,这疯子不会是要大被同眠,三个一起办了吧?这可还没完婚呢!
而潘丰更过火,出了舱,靠在舱门上听。还不断安慰自己,君子非礼匆视,非礼匆闻,某就听个结果。
楼下。
宋楷站在桌子上,贴着天花板,贱纯礼急得直打转,“你特么让点地方不行啊?”
辜胖子则是颇为淡定地躺在床上,双手枕于脑后,不由撇嘴,“有什么啊?不就男女那点儿事儿吗?胖爷十三岁就食笋知味了,到现在睡过的娘子没一百也有八十。”
“不过......”辜胖子一阵心痒。“三个一起,胖爷还真没试过呢?”
“这疯子行吗?下得来床吗?”
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此时,两层船舱静可闻针,都等着唐奕的“听我说”。
“听我说。”唐奕面容一肃。
“这次,怪我!好好一场赐婚让我给作没了,我对不起你们三个。”
三人都是一怔,没想到唐奕会说这个。
感觉得唐奕掌中传来的热力,萧巧哥低声道:“其实,唐哥哥不用如此。”下意识看了眼福康。“我和君姐姐不在乎这个名份。”
“你不在乎我在乎,我答应过王妃娘娘给你名份!”
转向君欣卓,“我也答应过你,要给你名份。”
君欣卓心中一暖,她算什么啊,她就是个女土匪......
“嗯,十年都等得,又怎怕再等几年?”
唐奕手上稍一用力,递去一个感激的眼神。
又转向福康,“对不起!”
福康闻声一颤,“好端端的,说这个做甚?”
唐奕回道:“你是公主,跟了我,却连个名份也没有。”
只见福康登时脸色更红,“谁,谁说跟你了......”
而唐奕刚是无赖地坏笑一声,“上了我的船,却是由不得你了。”
“对不起!”唐奕又说了一次这三个字。“奕放不下她们,让你受委屈了。”
“我......”福康急急出声,却是在替唐奕辩解。“我没觉得委屈。”
“哈哈......”唐奕大笑。“那就好!”
“不过,话说回来,虽然现在不能完婚,但那也是早晚的事儿。”
“今天就算是说开了,也甭管完没完婚,咱们这个家算是凑齐了,三位娘子,多多担待!”
“谁是你娘子!?”三女霎时间不知所措起来,这色胚是什么漏骨的话都说得出来。
“聒噪!”唐奕佯装温怒。
“老子是一家之主,谁也不许质疑老子的决定。”
“......”
“还有,从今天开始,得给你们立个家教,否则出去还不丢我唐家的人?”
三人立时哭笑不得,这坏坯明明一脸戏虐,可是话却不容有疑,还拉着你的手,极尽温柔,却是让人拒绝不得。“什么家教?”
唐奕眼睛一立,真有几分大家长的派头,严肃道:
“我负责赚钱养家,你们负责貌美如花!若有违背,家法伺候!”
“扑哧......”
三女忍不住笑出了声儿,见他一脸严肃,还当是真的家教。
原来......
而那帮听墙根的狐朋狗友,一个个石化当场,都听傻了。
这特么也行?
屋里边,唐奕眼看着三个娇滴滴的娘子就要化成水了,心里那个得意。
“既然立下家规,那为夫可就得丑话说在前头了。”
“嗯。”
“说吧。”
“大郎且说。”
三人小声应着,怎么听唐奕的厉喝之声,怎么像柔言蜜语。
唐奕登时来了精神,一脸的蛋疼,“像刚刚那般情况若再发生,看我怎么收拾你们!”
“你们的夫君让一帮混蛋王八蛋算计,眼瞅着都不要睡甲板了,你们呢?”
“居然为虎作伥,帮着他们挤对自家人,你们到底哪头的!?”
“在外人面前,我是一家之主。回到家里,谁是一家之主......另说!”
“咯咯......”
萧巧哥闻之,忍不住大笑,他总是有理,辩解道:“就是逗趣嘛!”
唐奕眼睛瞪,“顶嘴!?”
一吐舌头,萧巧哥不敢说话了,现在的情况适用“在外人面前”。
“哎,这就对了嘛!”唐奕很“大度”的赞赏一声。“来,说声‘错了’,与夫君听听。”
萧巧哥嘟着嘴,“唐哥哥......”
“叫错了,重叫!”
“夫君......我错了。”
“嗯。”唐奕极为受用地点点头。
又转向福康,“你呢?”
“夫,夫君,我错了......”
“还有你!”又对准君欣卓。“大姐没有一个大姐的样子,带头顶撞一家之主,当罚!”
“夫君息怒,奴奴错了!”
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哐当!
宋楷一个屁墩儿坐在地上,却是把桌子都压塌了。
吃瓜群众彻底服气,难怪这货能三妻并娶,妈的,是真有两下子啊!
福康才跟着出来一天不到,就服服帖帖了?
呆怔怔地看着贱纯礼,“我负责赚钱养家,你负责貌美如花。学会了吗?”
贱纯礼怔怔答道:“学会了,下船就去试试。”
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