第861章 全裸(为“又土又没趣”盟主加更)
最新网址:m.ltxsdz.com
九十二盟了,还差九个。最新地址ltxsba.xyz
继续加更。(半夜了,没改错字)
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哈里发赵祯....
赵祯怔怔的听着,下意识发问。
“这个西什么元帅苏玛....还有这个‘哈里发’是为何物?”
“他这是.....在向咱们大宋宣战吗?”
好吧,这段时间被周边四夷搞的有点精神紧张。一听到外国名儿就以为是宣战。
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对于这点...李孝光也解释不了,特么他这个专业宣旨,念奏报的也搞不明白这上面写的啥。
那边儿刚刚回京接掌三司使的宋庠看不下去了。对李孝光道:“交给老夫来读吧。”
赵祯听完眼前一亮!怎么把知识渊博的宋状元给忘了?
“快,与爱卿观瞧。”
宋庠接过奏报,搭眼细看,看着看着....宋状元也是差点儿没把眼珠子瞪出来。
半天才反过劲儿来....抬着看向赵祯。
“陛下....”
“此非战书....而是....”
“降表...”
“噗!!”
满朝文武包括赵祯又喷了!
只闻宋庠继续道,“这个帝国西方元帅,指的就是大宋帝国....”
“至于这个哈里发....”
“则是大食人对真主继承者的称谓....也就是陛下您。”
“真主?”赵祯不解“何意?”
“呃....”宋庠想了想,“就是他们的神。”
得,赵祯哭笑不得,稀里糊涂就成神的继承者。
“这么说朕现在是绿衣大食的....哈里发了?”
宋庠道:“绿衣大食已经于数月前举国归顺,也就是....”
“癫王上一次消息刚刚发回大宋不久。就纳入大宋版图了”
“所以,陛下的说法有误,您不是绿衣大食的哈里发,而是绿衣大食已经是大宋领土了。”
“嘶!!!”
赵祯倒吸一口凉气。
不是说受阻了吗?怎么转个眼就....就纳入大宋版图了?
怎么开疆拓土在那小疯子手里,那么容易?
....
百官们也是日了狗了....
前两天刚说完癫王就是在那瞎折腾,结果这货打脸一点都不含糊。这就又开疆扩土了?
“拿山河图来!!”
赵祯的声音在殿上回荡,绿衣大食对大宋来说实在遥远,到底是怎么个地方,还得找出来细看。
李孝光自然知道官家要的山河图,不是普通的山河图,而是唐奕送入京中的那份山河全图。
亲自小跑回福宁殿取图。
等把图拿来,赵祯趴在图上一找.....
!!!!
老皇帝惊了!!
“怎么这么大!?”
百官也是好奇,多大啊?
文彦博实在忍不了了,皇帝着实不地道,光顾自己,也不管管大伙儿。一揖告罪,上到赵祯身旁...
顺着赵祯目光所指一瞅....
“怎么这么大!?”
好吧,文相公也懵了....
下面的富弼、宋庠等人恨不得踹死这货。
多大啊?你特么倒是举起来给大伙儿瞅瞅啊?
“咳咳!!”
关键时刻,还得是王德用!
重咳两声!上位上的一君一臣这才发现不妥。
赵祯面色一红,连忙让文彦博高举山河图...自己在图前一指....
“好像是这里....”
不出意外,底下异口同声.....
“怎么这么大!?”
绿衣大食所处,都快赶上大宋的大小了....
上次交趾占婆归附,还只能算是两个州。这回却是翻倍。
众人忍不住在心中生出一个念头。那个疯子还真能折腾!
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时间倒回数月前,唐奕于阵前与苏玛照面的第二天。
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一轮弯月当空。沙漠之中,夜冷寒凉。
曹觉、侬继思、在韦拉的指引之下,领八千涯州军,借着月色,极速奔行。
“曹将军.....”一天一夜的长途奔袭,对于韦拉这样的普通人显然是吃不消的....
“此距开罗,没有多远了....”
“咱们....咱们歇息片刻....天亮之前必可到达。”
曹觉淡淡的撇了韦拉一眼。随后对侬继思道,“叫个人扛着他!!”
歇?做梦!
曹老二心里正憋着股劲儿!上回把唐奕的事情搞砸了。这回说什么也要找回场子!
哪还有工夫歇?一天一夜,奔袭两百余里,不到开罗,谁特么也别想歇!
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侬继思也是冷冷看了一眼韦拉,当真找了个壮汉,扛起这厮就继续赶路!
他其实也憋着火呢,特么天下无敌的狼兵只和马木留克打了个平手,侬继思当然不满意说什么也得还回去!
八千将士继续赶路。
看着痛苦不堪的韦拉,曹老二还不忘补了一句。
“若不是你说那么回事儿,看我怎么收拾你!!”
到现在他还是不太相信这个大食奸商和唐奕所说的话....
一国都城....
怎么可能?
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一个时辰之后,翻过一座沙丘。眼前豁然开朗起来!
一条宽阔大河横亘沙洲。借着月色沿河下望,只见不远外的大河边上,有点点灯光点缀的城镇.....
韦拉从狼兵身上跳下来!
指着前方,激动低吼!“开罗!!那就是开罗!!”
“....”
“....”
没人搭理他.....
曹老二和侬继思两人,张着大嘴,一脸的不敢相信....
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