第二十章 古奇受伤(下)
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黑鸟蹦到桌子上,将木盘推到雷星峰身前,这才跳上雷星峰的肩头,讨好的蹭了一下雷星峰的脸颊,这才安静看着众人。龙腾小说ltxs520.com
都知道黑鸟毒舌,所以谁都不敢说黑鸟,雷星峰道:“是现在就揍你,还是等会儿?”
黑鸟道:“难得天气不错,暂时让我清醒一点吧。”
雷星峰道:“随便你,想要挨揍的话,就说一声啊。”
众人听一人一鸟的对话,忍不住都要笑,黑鸟哼了一声,说道:“想笑就笑,小心憋出尿来,嘎!”依旧不改毒舌本性。
辛兆仑道:“你这只鸟啊,谁都惹不起,要不是阿峰护着,你早就变成烤鸟了。”
就算辛兆仑是雷星峰的二师兄,黑鸟也不买账,他忌惮的是午阳,古奇这些恐怖高手,对于和自家老爷差不多的人,它才不怕,说道:“烤你的鸟!我是阿峰的鸟,你烤不着……”
雷星峰听得头发都要竖起来了,这话太难听了,喝道:“闭嘴!”
腾远,苗灵捂着嘴巴,低着脑袋,肩膀狂抖,两人拼命压制就要喷出口的笑声,金大亚,疯鹰和嗜虎也扭过头去,嘴角的笑意是无论如何也挡不住,这黑鸟要么不说话,一旦说话,当真能够噎死人。
辛兆仑咂摸了一下滋味,反正他觉得黑鸟的话,怎么听怎么别扭,只是一时间没有反应过来,有点愣愣的看着黑鸟。
黑鸟心里骂了一句笨蛋,他也不敢继续乱说了,惹上辛兆仑没有什么关系,但是惹怒雷星峰可就不妙了。
辛兆仑好不容易才算醒悟过来,忍不住骂了一句:“这个混蛋家伙,鸟布德,你的嘴太臭了!”
黑鸟偷看了雷星峰一眼,见他没有什么表示,立即又神气起来,说道:“彼此彼此……我们的嘴都臭!”
辛兆仑也是昏头了,和一只鸟去理论,有理也变成没理了,他说道:“你比我更臭!”
黑鸟又偷眼看了雷星峰一次,见他依旧没有表示,顿时兴奋起来,其实黑鸟只是享受斗嘴,并不是真的想要骂人,它嘎嘎了两声,说道:“有点出息行不?你一个大高手,好意思和鸟比嘴臭……”这毒舌喷出的毒液,当真让人受不了。
一帮人无论如何忍不住,一个个爆笑起来。
雷星峰道:“师兄啊,你和它有什么好斗嘴的啊,你又不是不知道,黑鸟从来都是一张贱嘴。”
辛兆仑张张嘴巴,终于还是紧紧闭起,雷星峰说的对,和一只鸟斗,他天然不占优势,被鄙视也就很正常了。
黑鸟得意的嘎嘎大笑,被雷星峰一道霹雳,打得不停颤抖,半晌,它才说道:“不带这样……这样的……欺负鸟!”
雷星峰也头痛,黑鸟这张嘴巴一点也不饶人,幸好师兄师姐并不怎么计较,而且雷星峰为人很好,和师兄师姐关系不错,这才没有惹出祸事来。
劈下三道雷电,黑鸟就说不出话来,只顾着吸收雷电,就算它想要讲话也不成了,抖的就像是寒风中鹌鹑一样,勉强开口,也语不成声。
辛兆仑无奈笑了一声,他现在已经确定,和黑鸟斗嘴,自己稳输不赢,当一只鸟可以和人一样熟练的耍嘴皮的时候,人反而被动,因为同样一句话,人说了不好笑,而鸟说了就很好笑,先天就斗不过鸟。
尴尬间,金大胖带着一帮手下,端着各种菜肴上来。
金大胖现在可不得了,在秘门中,人缘极好,他心宽体胖,对人态度友好,加上烧的一手好菜肴,就赢得了众人的喜爱,一看他出来,每个人都争相招呼,就连苗灵也会叫一声胖子哥哥,要知道苗灵可是嫡系子弟。
腾远直接叫兄弟,辛兆仑开口就是老弟,可想而知,金大胖有多么受欢迎。
金大胖笑眯眯的说道:“今天的食材可是腾远老哥拿来的,大家要谢就谢他吧,呵呵,阿峰,这次可有几样好东西哦,大家一起品尝。”他一边招呼着,一边指挥手下,将木盘摆在桌子上。
雷星峰笑道:“胖子,是什么好东西?”
金大胖道:“大部分都是海鲜,我也是第一次弄,以前很少遇上这种食材。”
雷星峰抬头看去,只见尺长的大虾,巨大的海蟹,还有大块的鱼肉,各种各样的海中生物,大海螺,海参,扇贝,大海龟之类的食材无数,他好奇的问道:“腾远师兄,你去哪里搞来的那么多海产品?”
腾远笑道:“去了一趟外世界,材料倒是没有找到多少,却发现有无数的食材,那里是一个海世界。”
等到摆好菜肴,金大胖也坐了下来,他说道:“大都是清蒸的,这食材非常新鲜,有不少生吃都可以,我尝试过,非常鲜美。”
其实对于吃肉的人,海鲜并不是很适宜,这完全是两种口味,雷星峰倒是很习惯,前世他就喜欢吃海鲜,这次吃的一样津津有味,其他人就不同了。
辛兆仑道:“呃,没有想象中那么好吃。”
金大胖和腾远是标准吃货,作为吃货,嘴巴就比别人刁钻而且敏感,所以两人吃的兴高采烈,都觉得非常美味。
雷星峰抓着一只尺长的大虾吃着,他说道:“这虾,生吃也不错的。”
这个世界的人,都有一副钢牙铁胃,比前世不知道强多少,生吃对于他们并不陌生,比如烤肉,半生带血的肉,就比完全烤熟的受欢迎,因为半生的肉,更加肥美鲜嫩。
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