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下午的时候,一辆原产马自达停在我的门口,从驾驶室下来的女人黑黑壮壮,穿着一件黑色的确良的半袖,胸前缀满了亮晶晶的塑料片,像是个摆地摊卖葱的乡下大婶,不过眼睛倒是又大又圆,显得挺招人的,年轻时候应该也是漂亮女人。龙腾小说ltxs520.com

“羊羊!”这个女人就喜欢这样热情洋溢地喊我,一边走到我身边用手指使劲捏我的肩膀:“又结实了啊。”

我嘿嘿一笑:“孟姨。”

“母子”俩还没亲热完,孟姨冷丁回头冲车上喊:“你还不快点死出来等什么呢?”

紧接着副驾驶的门一开,跳出一个妖怪来:这货把脑袋上边的头发全用发胶拢起来,像个大菠萝屁股一样,然后把太阳穴那的头发全剃光,描着两个紫哇哇的眼圈,一只耳朵上像呼啦圈杂技演员一样串了一大串耳环,另一只光秃秃的什么也没有,她嚼着口香糖,下车以后很不情愿地“哐”一下把车门砸上,磨磨蹭蹭地溜达过来。

孟姨指着我冲她喝道:“叫过哥哥没有?”

小妖怪高小薇这才勉强冲我一扬下巴,极不情愿地说:“哥。”然后皱着眉又补了一句,“你这破店怎么这么难找啊?”

孟姨立刻骂道:“闭嘴,没这个破店你就得被人杀!”

高小薇针锋相对:“他也得有那本事!”

我顿时汗下,这就是老妈和闺女之间的对话,不过据我的了解,这还只算是一般聊天,真吵起来比这有内容……

孟姨过意不去地跟我说:“羊羊你甭搭理她!以后她在你这要敢放肆使劲抽她!”

“呵呵……进来说吧。”开玩笑,还不知道谁抽谁呢。

进了屋我给母女俩倒上水,小声问孟姨:“怎么回事?”

孟姨气不打一处来,指着高小薇道:“你问这个小王八蛋!”

高小薇嚼着口香糖,眼睛望天一副不忿的架势,翻着白眼道:“不就踢烂姓王的一颗蛋吗?谁让他想占姑奶奶便宜。”

孟姨顿时挺直腰吵吵道:“你听听——不就才一颗蛋,你知道男人一共才几颗蛋吗?”

我本想解劝,听完这句理智地闭嘴了……

孟姨跟我诉苦:“几个小兔崽子出去喝酒,王二财的那个小杂种就摸了她两把,她一脚就把人家蛋踢碎一颗”

我擦汗道:“明白。”

高小薇高声叫道:“你还想让他干什么?我是你亲闺女吗?”

孟姨顿了顿道:“对了,他摸你哪了?”

高小薇一挺胸脯,“你说呢?”

孟姨一怔,语重心长地说:“你打断他几根骨头也就算了,绝人后干什么?”

我汗下……

我练练摆手:“别吵了别吵了,都消消气。”好么,这话我都听不下去了,再让她们继续吐槽非把我书封了不可……

孟姨道:“总之,我没和王老二谈完之前你必须给我老老实实在你哥哥这待着,哪也不许去,把你电话给我!”

高小薇不情愿道:“你要我电话干什么?”

“废话,你那群狐群狗党谁知道哪个就把你卖了,快给我!”

高小薇瞪着眼扯开书包,把一个拴着大公仔的电话赌气地扔在桌子上,孟姨一把拿过,关机,塞进自己兜里。转脸冲我笑道:“羊羊,那妹妹就放在你这了,你替我管着她,这小兔崽子要是敢往外跑你给把她腿打断!”

我下意识地夹了夹腿道:“我肯定照顾好她。”

我偷眼瞄了瞄高小薇的脚,她穿了一双风格怪异的尖头皮鞋,那尖儿看着就肉疼,那个什么王老二的儿子也是作死,惹谁不好惹这位姑奶奶,活该他成为蛋疼哥,不过话说回来也幸亏是尖头皮鞋,要是平头的估计就一个也不剩了——侵彻力和阻止力是两个概念。

我把孟姨送到门外,她拉着我的胳膊道:“短则三五天长则半个月,你就忍几天吧。”

我说:“没事,你忙你的,我给你看着她。”

孟姨道:“也幸亏有你这么个地方,要不我还真不知道该把她弄哪去,别看小兔崽子嘴上横,其实远门也没出过。”孟姨停了一下又道,“不过话说回来你在这长久也不是个事儿,要不过了这几天跟我一块回去,你爸在里头,我一个女人家家的不能总抛头露面,没个男人撑着算怎么回事?”

我笑道:“我爸那关你能过去吗?”

孟姨叹了口气道:“也不知道他是怎么想的,下次去看他的时候我再和他说说,行了你回去吧。”

送走孟姨回来,高小薇已经占据了我柜台后面那台电脑,她把两条腿八叉着抬到桌子上,带来那只包口大敞着,散落出许多零食,一边登陆qq一边把吃完的果冻塑料壳扔得到处都是,我扫了一眼她的qq头像,是她自己的大头贴,经典的脑残妆,qq签名上用火星文写着:你看不见我流泪,因为我的泪腺在心里……

高小薇见我看她,不满地扫了我一眼,大声道:“龙羊羊,把我水端过来。”

我坐在小餐厅的沙发上道:“你自己的手呢?”作为不同父异母的兄妹,她不叫我哥是惯例,而我心情好的时候也会陪她拌几句嘴。

“切——”她也不搭理我了。两只细长的爪子开始在键盘噼里啪啦的打字,一边悠然自得地抖动着腿,那两条腿又白又长,帆布超短裤刚能把大腿根儿裹住,她四仰八叉地在皮椅子上上网,胸前的两团小白肉就露出一对弧线。

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