第213章 吃蝗神!
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却听幽姬往前一步,躬身微微行了一礼,说道:“见过这位里正了。方才什么仙人下凡,只是公子年少,信口胡说罢了。不过关于这蝗灾,还请里正大人耐着性子听妾身说叨几句。”
那个里正看看幽姬,这才态度略微的缓和了一些,不过却还是没有好脸色,黑着一张脸:“还有甚子好说的,你们亵渎了蝗神,会给此地百姓带灾的……”
“里正大人小心!”站在旁边的夏鸿升突然猛地一下提高声音朝里正喊了一句。
里正被夏鸿升突然发出的高腔吓了一跳,下意识的往后退开了一步,下一刻就见夏鸿升瞪大了眼睛,指着里正的脚下:“哎呀!里正大人,都说过让你小心了!你看看,你把蝗神给踩死了!”
里正低头一看,可不是,自己方才退那一步,一脚将两只蝗虫踩了个稀烂!
“你!”里正赶紧退开一步,脸色顿时大变,怒气冲冲的指着夏鸿升:“你,你们究竟是何人?!为何要加害我等穷苦百姓?!你们……你们……来人,抓了他们拿来祭祀蝗神!”
女刺客一步迈出,往前面一站,周围的人想起来刚才倒飞出去起不来的那个人,顿时就停住了脚步,不敢再靠近过来了。
夏鸿升冷笑了一声,说道:“方才我已经说过,左右不过几只蚂蚱而已,也敢做什么蝗神?真当世上没人能治得了它了?呵呵,来来来,待本公子吃了它,好为尔等的庄稼报仇!”
说着,夏鸿升从女刺客的手中拿过了一串串号的蝗虫来,然后抵溜着走到了祭祀的案几旁边烧黄纸的铜盆子上前,抬手一扔,就那串蝗虫给扔到了里面。
铜盆子里面立刻一阵哔啵作响,周围的人全都惊呆了,连里正也忘记了捉拿他们,愣愣的看着夏鸿升。就见夏鸿升顺手从旁边的地上捡起来了一根树枝来,在里面搅动了几下,将火弄小了一些。又过了一会儿,夏鸿升挑翻了铜盆,然后用手里的树枝挑了起来,将里面的那些蝗虫给挑了出来,多数已经烧成黑炭了,只挑出来了几只能吃的。
夏鸿升从地上捡起来放到手里,翅膀已经被烧没了,再一拽,将大腿给拽掉扔了,前头一扭,把脑袋也拧掉,只留下一个身子来,凑到鼻子前头嗅了嗅,摇了摇头,说道:“恩,到底还是差了些火候,果然还是得用油炸,再撒上盐和胡麻来,才是美味。”
说着,抬手就给送到嘴里面去了,嚼了几下,还行,还挺香,就是有些不够入味儿。
对于吃几只蚂蚱,夏鸿升毫无心理负担。这东西也就看起来恶心吓人,实际上烹制之后吃起来还是很美味的。小时候在乡下住,跟着那些大一些的孩子抓蚂蚱,然后用狗尾巴草一串,带回家让大人给油锅里面过一下,再往上面撒上些盐和芝麻,后来长大了些知道吃嘴了,就又多撒了孜然和辣椒面儿,只要克服了那个心理障碍,吃进嘴里可真是美味。同样的野味还有知了,田鸡这些,吃起实际上都是很香的。
不过周围其他的人可就不行了。包括那个里正在内,顿时瞪大了眼睛,张大了嘴巴,死死的盯着夏鸿升,那个里正更是抬起了手来指着夏鸿升,可是嘴却哆哆嗦嗦的说不出一句话来,憋了好半晌,才憋出了一句话来:“吃……你把蝗神吃了!”
夏鸿升笑着点了点头,然后朝里正伸出了手去:“恩,很是美味,里正大人也来尝尝?”
里正顿时大骇,面无血色的赶紧就往后退,仓皇之间一屁股坐到了地上,也顾不得起来,惊恐的盯着夏鸿升。
“哈哈哈哈……”夏鸿升大笑了起来,扫视一圈,笑道:“什么蝗神,不过在下腹中冲饥之物而已。里正大人,如何?它吃尔等庄稼,让尔等无物可吃,我便也吃了它,也不是什么事情都没有?里正大人若是真为这些百姓着想,今夜请命村人积薪于此,看我如何让这周围田地中的‘蝗神’死无葬身之地!”
“这……这……”里正急促的呼吸着,看着夏鸿升站在那里将手中的蝗虫一个一个的拧头拽腿然后吃掉,那副美味的神情不像是装出来的,似乎真的很是美味一般,于是粗重的喘息了几口,咽了咽口中的唾沫,说道:“公,公子真能……”
“不错,本公子可以跟你们打一个赌。”夏鸿升说道:“今夜里正照我说的做,明日我可以保证你这一片田地里面再无蝗虫成灾。若是做不到,本公子愿意自刎,让尔等拿本公子祭祀,再赔给尔等一人十贯钱来。若是做到了,呵呵,里正大人,你也尝一尝这‘蝗神’的滋味如何?”
里正急促的喘着粗气,低头看看在地上爬来爬去的蝗虫,好大一会儿,猛地用力一咬牙:“好!我答应公子!若是公子真能驱除蝗神,某愿照做!”
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