第三百四十章 二次元?你也配
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&才应该是你的声音吧?唉,说实在话,这个声音我倒是觉得有趣得多。虽然听起来就像是从阴沟里的找不到吃的耗子饿极了啃下水道栏杆时的声音,但至少辨识度比起高大上的泰坦要充分多了。”
&坦巨人”倒也没有对6希的明显的人身攻击做出太过激的反应,只是嘿嘿的笑了一下。在阴沉的笑声中。他的形体整个都开始松软变形褪色,仿佛整个人都变成了一滩诡异的烂泥似的。
&这是我有生以来见过的最不符合美学的变身了。”6希撇着嘴道。
几秒钟后,对方总算是从黏糊糊湿哒哒的泥浆状诡异不明物体的形态中恢复成了可以见得光的正常状态,不过这一次却是一个穿着朴素的旅行者外衣,三十岁上下大众脸的中年男人。当然,就算是变了形,他被弹丸切下来的左臂也没有像蘑菇式地重新长出来,躯干上的巨大创口依旧是触目惊心,而且还覆上了一层薄薄的冰霜。
&然还附带了寒冰的魔法效果吗?啧。真是个危险的道具……如果那群矮矬子的玩具都有这样的威力。一百年前我的级就已经成了他们的战利品了。”
&为我的战利品也不错嘛。至少咱会把你的级用上好的石灰粉胭起来,然后纪念堂摆在大厅中央。向每个前来参观的矮人收门票,一人一个银币,如果想吐口水的话就要额外付一枚金币。用不了多久就可以到涅奥思菲亚的中央城区买豪宅了。”
饶是活了数万年之久认为自己什么都见过什么都不惧的深渊领主。也忍不住打了一个寒噤。他不得不承认。如果真沦落到这个地步。他还不如让自己自爆粉碎算了,再怎么着不能把完整的尸体留给对方肆意折辱吧?
&吧,年轻的魔法师。这一回合是我输了。重新做一下自我介绍吧。我的名字是基尔德卡,伟大的灾厄之王拉姆希德麾下走狗,如你所见,一位小小的深渊领主。嗯,行走江湖闯荡多年,有了一个‘镜像’的外号。”
&可是终于承认了啊?那么我也做一下自我介绍吧,6希?贝伦卡斯特,学识联盟二星法师,娜迪亚联邦海军上尉,一位人畜无害的文职军官……哦,对了,大圣堂的枢机主教老爷爷给了我这个……”他抬起了左手上的猎天使手环,“所以也算是一位编外的恶魔猎人吧,也就是说,是你们的克星!”
&在我手下的恶魔猎手没有一百也有八十了,战利品都收集了一大堆,甚至比你那枚猎天使手环更高一级的战天使护腕也有好几个。这些家伙甚至到死的时候都还不知道是怎么一回事……嘿嘿,年轻的魔法师,我原本以为你会成为下一个,却没想到会被你识破,这可真是前所未有的体验啊!那么,可爱的露西,能告诉我,你是怎么做到的吗?”
&叫得那么亲密。如果你非要直呼我名的话,最好还是叫我6希大人吧。”6希摆了摆手:“你还记得我向你提起的那本叫做《灵歌》的通俗小说吗?”
&得……不过我确实一页都没有读过。”
&读过也正常。这是一本在三年前才出版的小说。真正的诺伽戈尔说过,你只要触碰到他人的身体,就可以完全复制对方的外表、记忆乃至于力量,但你五十年前就被他镇压在了中枢塔底下,没有最近的记忆也说得过去。”
“……但就凭这一点,并不可能辨明真假吧?”
&要听我说完嘛。这本《灵歌》……嗯,其实只不过是一本普通的青春小说,既没有太高的文学价值和艺术价值,也不可能包含思想性哲学性这些高大上的东西。主要的剧情其实就是一个普通的少年遇到了一位能够通过歌唱沟通天地万物的治愈系美少女,两人结伴旅行,在路上遇到了一本正经的女神官御姐,腹黑的魔法师萝莉,傲娇的贵族骑士千金……从而生了一连串相爱相杀,充满了爱和治愈,能温暖人心还带着淡淡忧郁的冒险故事。”
&这种充满即视感的剧情是肿么一回事啊?说白了只是典型的后宫卖萌小说吧?类似的玩意每天都至少有十部在涅奥思菲亚上市场好吧?难不成你都读过吗?”合法萝莉忍不住大声地吐槽。
&而言之,《灵歌》的设定老套了一点,但文笔优美人物鲜活故事感人,其实是一本好书呢,在通俗青春小说中来看得话……”6希摊开了手,望着依旧摸不清楚状况,露出迷茫表情的深渊领主,忍不住叹息了一声:“看来你还是不明白呢。仔细想一想吧,基尔德卡先生,一个本来一本正经高端大气冷艳高贵的泰坦巨人,突然有一天捧着一本二次元后宫宅向小说看得津津有味抓耳饶腮,这不是一件挺有爱的事情吗?可是,哪怕是以本少爷出时代五百年的想象力,也实在无法想象一个深渊领主看宅向小说的情形。”
“……这,这就是你的理由吗?”深渊领主忽然现,即便是以自己上万年的阅历以及体验过的数千人的记忆经验,也依旧是无法跟上6希的思路。他本能地觉得对方说的话应该是非常重要的,但他就是听不懂,完全理解和沟通不能。
&个理由已经足够充分了!恶魔!你们这群躲在熔岩海里腐朽的生物也妄图染指吾辈那充满了爱和治愈的世界吗?二次元?你丫也配?”
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