第三百五十四章 口活儿的力量
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不知道为什么,6希虽然的确是被蛇魔将军突如其来的揭破给吓了一跳,但既没有“虎躯剧震”也没有“花容失色”,应该是早已经有心理准备了。更多小说ltxs520.com不过,不管怎么说,学者一只魅到骨子里的魅魔娇滴滴地说了一整章的废话,结果除了能够确认那位“不朽者”阿斯莫德斯的确是在背后煽风点火之外,便什么有价值的情报都没套出来,而且还有可能会被读者们吐槽灌水骗数字。
想要从一位深渊领主级别的魔将军口中套话,结果就是这样的后果,6希此生第一次开始审视自己是不是偶尔太容易得意忘形了。
虽然明知道对方应该将自己识破了,但6希依旧硬着头皮不甘心地顺口答了一句:“我就是艾格妮丝啊,姐姐大人,您在说些什么啊?”
&得不说,你的伪装已经算得上是高明了。无论是语气还是音色,甚至连艾格妮丝平时对我的称呼都学得出来。”从字面上来看赛碧娜似乎是在赞扬6希,但她的语气早已经从方才宛若冰山般凛冽的寒意变成了雪崩般滔天的煞气,如果是个胆子小一点的普通人,恐怕仅凭这声音中所蕴含的压迫感就会肝胆俱裂吧。
6希心想我勒个去一个小p称呼自己的t外加领导不叫“姐姐大人”还能叫什么难道就是因为这个世界还是中古时代资讯不达这种常识在一般人看来就叫秘密了?可关键问题别人会不会因此对我的三观有着微妙的误解啊?
&么,我能不能问一下。我到底是在哪里露馅儿的呢?”6希耸了耸肩,用很随意的口吻懒洋洋地道。
&格妮丝是个调皮活泼的姑娘,但是我下的命令从来都会第一时间去完成,绝不会讨价还价。另外,‘阿斯莫德斯’这个绰号,只有我们这些和他同阶的上级军团长才会这么叫,艾格妮丝是个谦逊守礼的好姑娘,绝对不会这么失礼的。”
得,这就进入传说中的回忆路线了?虽然从您那沉醉和缅怀的口气中我是能听出来你们那芳香弥漫香飘千里的百合之情的,可想要我因此感到同情和内疚也是绝对不可能的啊!
&斯莫德斯这个绰号取自在诸神之战中陨落的魔神。百巨人阿斯莫的名字吧?我的确是听那家伙说过。他很不喜欢这个绰号,看来是带有一定的调侃甚至侮辱性吧。除了你们这些和他同级的深渊领主和魔将军,也就只有我们这些敌人才会如此称呼他了。哎呀呀,原来是在这里露陷了。”6希无奈地拍了拍脑门。表示如果自己下次去忽悠人的时候一定会注意这些细节。
蛇魔将军的声音却忽然尖利了起来:“不要用艾格妮丝那可爱动人的声音出那么猥琐的声音。这简直就是一种亵渎!我向拉姆希德圣座誓。不管你逃到什么地方,我都一定会找到你!我要拔下你那条恶心的舌头让你自己吞下去,我要把你的和灵魂钉在无尽深渊最滚烫的熔岩大浪中。让你在那里哀嚎一万年!”
6希这才想起,自己忘了解除魔法,刚才还在用魅魔小姐的声音说话呢,于是便吐了吐舌头,当下便解除了“巧舌术”。他向同伴们做了一个手势,指了指那半掩着着的大门,看到格莉莎、安吉和卡迪已经抽出剑守到了门边,合法萝莉小姐也念咒放出了自己那些彪悍的野兽小伙伴们,这才点了点头,一边用猥琐的动作抠着鼻腔一边用不耐烦的语气道:“好吧好吧,您这样的威胁听起来还真恐怖,可惜不够创意所以必须差评。另外,很抱歉干掉了您的好拉友……呃,不对,这个称呼似乎有人生攻击的嫌疑,毕竟你们听起来像是真爱,那还是叫好姬友吧。总而言之,让一位美丽可人,童颜巨乳的妹纸身分离实非我愿,但这已经成了无法回避的客观事实。我希望您能够冷静地接受现实。请您务必要明白,以暴制暴并不是解决问题的方法,化解矛盾才是正路。也请您不要为了复仇而叫好,否则您的暴行也一样合法。您还要知道,在咱们这旮旯,一般自己的小p死了,第一件事,小t的会出来向p的家人道歉,然后周围的人会铺天盖地谴责小t保护不周,照顾不利,才会引如此惨剧。然后最多一两个月,小t就会在舆论压力下自刎以谢天下。所以,赛碧娜大人,不如死一次如何?”
长篇大论之后,6希很满意地看到室内的小伙伴们的瞠目结舌,当然也更满意水晶后面的鸦雀无声。当蛇魔将军哑口无声的时候,之前那宛若凛冽的冰风暴般可怕的压迫感也当然无存。
看到了吗?这就是口活儿的力量。在那一刻,他觉得自己简直就伟大得仿佛一个圣人。
&然,如果您不愿意死上一次,我还有别的东西可以选择。我会把艾格妮丝小姐的身体缝补好,保证和生前一样的栩栩如生,然后用冰封魔法将她封存,保证一千年都不会腐朽。如果您还不满意,我还愿意帮您出一部分葬礼钱,并且友情赞助棺材一口,无论是水晶还是黄金的都可以。怎么样?这够能代表我愿意化解仇恨的诚意了吧?”
6希自然是没有得到对方的回应的,他很快便听到了水晶那一边传来了一声刺耳的咔嚓崩裂的声音。如果没猜错,应该是另外一枚通信水晶在蛇魔将军暴怒的腕力之下粉身碎骨了。
&不愧是‘千腕’的魔剑啊!”6希啧巴着嘴巴表示了一下感慨。
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