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第九百五十七章 更新晚了也没关系

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不过,这种造型的出场,对于没有见过特摄片的人来说可能还是很有冲击力的。没看到我们的天然黑红色笨蛋已经呆滞了吗?嗯,不过那表情,与其说是呆滞,倒不如说是尴尬得已经无地自容,就算是找个地缝钻进去也无法阻挡这些沉重的羞耻感,只能放空灵魂逃避现实了……

“嗯,你就是奥鲁赛罗家的小混蛋!”铁人扭动着头盔,出了瓮声瓮气的声音,又换了一个方式来称呼6希:“哼,白白嫩嫩地小白脸娘娘腔。有什么好的!这样的家伙,居然敢骗走我可爱的小疾风?”

哇啊,多么典型的言,而且貌似在什么地方听到过似的。

“那个。师叔啊……这种事情呢,您必须要接受现实……”6希硬着头皮对。

“休得再言!且吃我钢铁战甲马克2型的一击火焰飞拳!”师叔,或者说是包在铁皮罐头里的师叔提起了沙包大的铁拳——很奇怪,明明是细细的小胳膊,却偏偏带着一个西瓜般大的战锤式铁拳——直接就冲着6希的面门招呼了过来。

必须要说的是,看上去是那么笨拙的劣质机器人。但动作还真的不满呢。如果是一般的人,亦或是普通受过专门训练的战士,根本就来不及反应,很有可能直接就被砸碎面门。

6希叹了一口气,退后一步让过:“必须要说,师叔,您这样的欢迎仪式很热闹也很有创意,不过,咱们是不是也还是得各退一步,心平气和地好好商量一下呢?实际上啊,您老人家的这台,嗯,钢铁装甲真的酷爆了!果然只有像您这样魔道天才才能制作出这样脑洞……啊不,才气纵横的作品呢!”

“是啊是啊,你这小子真的很有眼光嘛。论起对魔道研究的想象力,我比奥鲁赛罗那个榆木脑袋可强多了!”师叔刚刚欣慰地开口,便随即意识到了那里错了,赶忙大声道:“啊,不对,你以为这样毫无诚意的夸奖就会让我上当吗?嗯,真是好一张漂亮的小脸蛋加上抹了蜜的小甜嘴!你就是这样骗走小疾风的吧?”

“这个,好让您知道,我和疾风是两情相悦心心相印,怎么能用骗字呢?作为相当于疾风父亲一般的人物,您这时候难道不应该成熟一点,认真地祝福我们吗?这样疾风一定会非常开心的,她也一定会感觉到真正的幸福!”

“幸福你个鬼啊!跟着你这种满肚子坏水的小白脸,什么样的姑娘才会幸福?啊啊啊,这种尖酸刻薄云淡风轻的装逼样儿,和奥鲁赛罗那老家伙简直是一个模子里刻出来的!当年我就恨不得一拳打烂他的一口牙齿,现在我就要打烂你那张漂亮的小脸蛋!”铁人面具后的师叔大声吼着三流反派的台词:“我和奥鲁赛罗?贝伦卡斯特的小王八蛋没什么可说的!更何况你竟然敢骗走我的小疾风!是的,让你的血来祭旗,没有什么比奥鲁赛罗的兔崽子的痛苦惨叫,更适合我的钢铁战甲马克2型号的初战了!”

师叔操控着笨重的钢铁战甲,挥舞着仿佛战锤似的拳头,一边大吼着一边进攻。虽然没有一记拳头打在6希身上,却不断地给周围的过道墙壁制造出了越来越多的破坏,顿时便腾起了一阵烟尘迷雾。

不得不说,气势确实很足,如果真的冲到了普通人,记住,是普通人组成的军队中,这台铁人说不定还真能够一骑当千。可问题却在于,从铁人目前表现出的破坏力来看,也就不过是个白银高阶的水准(当然,防御能力目前还未知),这样一来,让一个传奇级的魔导师呆在里面又有什么意义呢?周围包裹着一个大铁皮罐头,就算是德伦斯师叔这样实力的施法者,施法起来也会很不方便吧?

在高端的战场上,一个“不方便”,便往往代表着致命。

综上所述,师叔的马克2型,依然是个坑货……

6希还在为师叔的明失败而悲哀的当口,尴尬癌都犯了的娜诺卡终于无法再逃避现实了。她用力地跺了跺脚,大声道:“哎呀!老师,您为什么每次都这个样子!就是因为您这样,我们才不想回来看您的!”

“娜诺卡,你和基斯一边呆着去,待我收拾了这个奥鲁赛罗的狗崽子,再来给你道歉!”

话说,师叔今天晚上到底给了用了几个称呼了?

“道歉要是有用,还要魔法师干什么啊!您要是听不进人话,我就打到您听进来为止!”某天然黑的红色元气笨蛋终于怒了,晨曦般的光芒忽然绽开,旭日之心从光芒中跳出,化作法杖落入了她的手中。

下一秒钟,胖乎乎圆滚滚的钢铁战甲马克2型,顿时便被清冷的幽光所覆盖,整体就仿佛是被压过了皮球一般,整个都以肉眼可见的度迅干瘪了下去。紧接着,那些充满了金属质感的外壳便失去了冷硬的光泽,就仿佛是被变成了泡沫塑料似的。

娜诺卡用的是第九环的‘金属掌控’。一旦施展出来,在魔法作用范围内,所有的金属,亦或是元素属性和金属相似的物质都将直接被腐蚀,坚不可摧的钢铁瞬间便会成为一戳就破的伪劣泡沫制品,当场失去坚固属性。高深之处,甚至连四大神圣金属也在其破坏范围之内。也只有同样水准的魔法加护才有可能抵挡这种魔法的装备一击必杀效果。在战场上,这种魔法又被称为“战士杀手”,因为它能瞬间剥夺一名战士所有的武装。

于是,这便是“钢铁战甲马克2型”最后还能保持其正常状态的一刻了。下一秒钟,却只听见“哗啦!”一声,钢铁战甲就仿佛变成了纸糊的硬坑板,拉出了好大的一条口子。

一个男人灰头土脸地从纸状的甲壳中钻了出来,出了近乎于惨烈的悲鸣声:“啊!我的马克2型!足足花了我5ooo金币的材料费啊!”

5ooo金奥铢?都足够买1o台同样能挥出白银高阶战斗力的特质构装傀儡了吧?就做了这么一个货出来?

6希现在知道疾风为什么一直在为钱愁了。

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