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第一千零三十二章 把闪1&2玩完了

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“果然,这才是熟悉的老帕啊!”6希笑道:“虽然几分钟之前我都以为自己不认识你了。怎么着,帕纳尔西斯哟,你难不成是做了五六百章的宠物之后,终于意识到自己其实丢尽了所有巨龙亲戚的脸,于是终于决定还是要雄起一把了?然而这不科学啊!我宁愿相信一个巫妖会喜欢泡温泉还在用触角鬼畜妹纸,也不相信废宅能有血性呢。否则11区的渣渣们早就抱着炸(喵)药冲到美军基地大喊阿拉克胡吧……呃,或者说应该是喊尊王攘夷,王道乐土,天闹黑卡板载啥的?”

要是换别人被这么说,估计早就要翻脸了,但老帕却不以为耻反以为荣地不断点着头:“是啊是啊,好让您知道,我的龙生宗旨就是安全第一呢。世界上还有那么多美好的事物,我还没有开心玩够呢!我的小主人,您从来不把我估算在战力的范围内,这的确是相当贤明的做法啊!无论对您还是对我,都是相当有意义的!嗯嗯,非常有意义!”

妈蛋,好在我打心眼里就没有对你这个圆滚滚的胖喵抱有什么期待,否则本人岂不是真的就像是个傻瓜了?

“那刚才算是怎么一回事?嗑药了?话说,理论上你就算磕了aptx5869也不会让你突然变强上几个数量级吧?居然一个飞扑就把人家咬了个结实,而且还是从我的头顶上扑过去的……啧,一想到这里便真是奇耻大辱啊!”

“那可真的不关我的事!这可绝对不是我想要这样的啊!”肥雪豹大声地分辨着,满脸都是凄凄惨惨的悲哀表情:“讲真,我的小主人,您真的要管管我的那些女主人了,她们啊,别看她们一个个笑起来都那么可爱,但下起手来可是真黑啊!”

“哦呀?”他的水晶宫成员们都不是那种坐以待毙的弱女子,肯定是会搞个大新闻来援救自己亦或是干掉敌人,这一点6希并不觉得奇怪。不过,妹纸们居然会通过帕纳尔西斯这废宅宠物兼应急口粮搞大新闻,这倒是很英吹四艇的呢。

“妮可小姐用念话对我说,她最近刚刚研习忘了德鲁伊魔法变形学中的奥义,能够初步掌握龙化术了。呃,当然,只不过是初步的,向蒂法里奥大师那样身化巨龙还是做不到的,倒是可以给自己,以及别的动物短时间赋予真龙之力。那个,小主人啊,您也知道的,精灵的德鲁伊魔法很多时候都是对自然的拟态,在动物身上作用起来,往往比施展在人上的效果要好得多呢。”

“哦,也就是说,妮可刚才在你身上放了一个化龙术?但是也没有看你长出鳞片和翅膀出来嘛。”

“所以说啦,那咒文根本就不完整。妮维雅小姐分明是以前根本没成功过,于是便拿我当试验品啊!试验品什么的您懂,您能接受?就,就算是喵也是得有起码的喵权的啊!这样未免也太过分了!是的,真的是太过分了!”帕纳尔西斯一副“你要是不给我做主我就哭给你看”的样子,然而,若是当真当着妮可的面,他恐怕连屁都是不敢放一个的。

“然后呢?因为被灌了一点不完整的化龙术,觉得自己萌萌哒地要神了,然后就扑过来了?这也很不科学啊!我觉得啊,短暂的实力倒是可以通过魔法赋予,但精神属性倒是很困难的。虽然我知道魔法中也有不少鼓舞士气,增加战斗意志的办法啦,还比如说本主角的战争技能光环神马的……可你这样的废宅草食喵就太不现实了吧?我觉得啊,就算是本主角给你套个风林火山,你也是绝不可能雄起的。”

“那是,您真是太了解我了!”废宅草食喵不以为耻反以为荣地露出了笑容,但随即又哭丧着脸道:“所以啊,我分明就是被疾风女主人直接用奥术之手扔过来的啊!她把我当投射的飞行道具用啊!飞行道具您明白吗?而且还顺便给我套了一层钢铁皮肤、一层灼烧波纹和一层磁力连锁啊!只要我撞上了敌人,就根本不会被甩掉啊!可,可是,哪家宠物会被这样对待啊?你能懂吗?您能理解吗?”

嗯呢,好吧……要是被逼急了,疾风她们也并不是干不出这种事情来的,还不是只怪这里没有小动保吗?

“不管怎么说,也算是因祸得福吧。”6希拍了拍快要哭出来的肥喵的脸:“你看,作为团队最没用的应急口粮,你居然能和我这位堂堂团队领袖一起进入宝库,还是队伍中唯二的两个。这多少也能算是命运给你的优待嘛。”说到这里,6希忽然恍然大悟地用左拳敲了敲右手:“这样一想不就更合适了吗?要是我困在这里出不去,光是你这身肥肉就够我坚持个小半年的了……”

“请,请您务必不要开这种残忍的玩笑啊!猫肉不好吃的,又酸又臭而且还软绵绵地没有嚼劲!”

“也就是说你连当应急口粮都是失格的?啧,我堂堂一个主角,怎么会有这么没用的宠物啊!”

“我真的哭出来了,我真的已经哭出来了!”

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