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第一章 祸不单行

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至于说道女朋友,嗯,景添高中大学的时候可是非常出众的,女朋友也交往过5个,不过按现在景添来说就是看开了,经历过后也就那么回事,刚开始交往时的兴奋,慢慢的玩些浪漫,然后归于平淡,最后发现双方性格的不适点,然后冷淡,吵架,分手……

按他的话说就是多给自己留些自由时间,等30多了找个合适的结婚就行了,现在找对象还不如多看看电影动漫小说什么的,把自己代入其中泡妹子,然后还可以自欺欺人的说:“看,我泡了这么多妹子呢……”

把做好的饭菜放到电脑桌上,坐下,点开小说,一边吃一边看。没错,餐桌和电视这两个概念已经在景添的世界里消失了。

看完今天更新的小说后,景添有些郁闷的道:“哎,现在好小说越来越不好找了。”哪知话音刚落电脑顿时一黑……

“看来你也同意我的说法了……拜托~老大,同意顶一下点个赞就好了,别玩崩溃啊,没有你我今儿晚上没法活啊……”景添一脸纠结的看着悄无声息的主机哀嚎着。

这时只听们外啪啪想起了拍门声,随后对门的八婆大妈的大嗓门响起:“小添,小添,又停电了,你们供电局怎么回事啊,知不知道今天是来自火星的X最后一集啊,你们#¥%&×%&×%&×……”

开启自动忽略功能的景添放心的拍了拍胸口,“还好不是电脑的事,原来是停电,这下晚上又可以愉快的玩耍了。”

耷拉着死鱼眼来到门口,开门的瞬间脸跟完全开放的花儿似的“诶呀刘婶~您看我这不是临时工嘛,那帮大老爷的事我咋知道,您看我这和您一样等着想看看他回没回火星呢。您等着,我这就下去看看啊。”说着拿起衬衫一套扑腾扑腾的跑下楼了。

刘婶眨么眨么眼想着“诶我刚才说道哪了?这熊孩子……”摇摇头回屋了。

景添来到楼侧的变压器处,抬头看了看,上面和电线的连接片已经断下来了。‘哎,不知道谁家又开大功率电器了,再经常这样突然断电的话电脑硬盘又要坏了,是不是该考虑着明天再去买个新硬盘把电脑里的宝贝先弄个存档呢。哎,这下又要300多,郁闷!’想到这里不禁抬手拍向变压器周围的铁丝护栏。

哪知手快要挨到铁丝网时,景添突然感觉头发发直,感觉脑袋上突然顶了张纸似的。知道这是要触电的前兆急忙想把手缩回来,可是令景添惊恐的是他发现手居然像被吸住了一样收不回来。半秒中不到的时间手已经挨上了铁丝网,从变电器中射出了一股树枝状电流直直打在了景添手与铁丝网的连接处。景添最后一个念头闪过“尼玛上面不是已经断开了嘛,果然静电也可以打死人……继而眼睛一黑失去了知觉。

景添不知道的是电流打到他的一刹那就完全把他分解掉了,可是景添衬衫兜里的小黑珠却发出一股无形波动又把景添重新组合了回来,继而继续吸收着闪电,过了3秒,变电器里传来一声闷响发出一股焦糊味道后闪电消失,而景添却好好的躺在了护栏边昏迷着。

景添再次睁开眼睛的时候已经是在医院里了。迷茫的看着雪白的屋顶,脑袋还一时转不过来弯儿。

通过护士告知昨晚有人发现他被闪电打到后挂了120,小区里认识的人又找了他单位领导,领导一层一层批复后就是现在这个样子了。

景添心里内牛满面,阿西吧,我说领导你就不能给咱开个单间啊,住院都是大通铺3人间,看着旁边床号上缺胳膊断腿的哥们,景添真心担心留下心理阴影。原因?因为他现在一动不能动,跟个植物人似的。好在护士告诉他过两天就缓过来了没大问题,这才安下了心。

期间胖子主任来了两趟,第一次来是告诉他单位决定给他放病假,通过他无限努力争取,单位给了3个月带薪休假。

胖子充分表示了这是自己的辛苦努力付出后得来的结果。并以此敲诈勒索了包括日本爱情动作片;出院后乡下农家院大餐;市内高档饭店大餐后,在景添眼睁睁下,从包里拿出了单位盖章用泥,拿起景添的手在印泥上按了下后,在一张空白A4纸右下角按了上去……

好在死胖子还有点良心,第二次过来把景添从3人间给换到了单人间……

在医院住了九天,景添一边恢复身体的同时也在困惑着一件事。自从他醒来后发现世界变了,具体什么变化景添也说不上来。

他也幻想过获得什么超能力,可是他发现无论力量、敏捷、智力什么的一点都没有变。

无法把汤勺变弯,也无法发火、发电、发冰、发水、发情……

是不是有什么东西混进去了……管他的。晃了晃脑袋。景添也幻想过得到什么血统,比如龙傲天血统啊,后宫血统啊,后宫血统啊什么的……可惜偷偷测量后还是16厘米,和以前一样距离男神三高标准还是差了2CM……

希望破灭的景添无奈只好出院回家,不过想想起码还有3个月的假期,心情莫明的好了起来。虽然身体还没有恢复完全,有时候还是有些反应迟钝,但景添可实在不想在医院里继续躺下去了。没有人探望不说,但说好的靓丽迷人的小护士呢?小说里不都是这样设定的么,怎么到我了看护的只有一个40+的大妈……

回到家,看着落了一层的灰尘景添默默无语,虽说现在城市到处P什么2.5,但家里这一层也太夸张了点,没办法只好开始清理。好不容易手忙脚乱的清理完,坐在电脑桌前的景添一边感叹身体跟不上意识一边弯下腰启动电脑。岂料刚按到开机键,一股电流瞬间又连在了景添手指上,景添最后一个意识是“你大爷!当老子人体引雷针啊~!”

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