第1951章【怎么办?】
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方老爷子笑看着他,“谢老的孙女婿果然是名不虚传!”
“您过奖您过奖。”董学斌谦虚道:“什么名不虚传啊,我哪儿有什么名儿,有名儿也都是恶名,呵呵。”
方家二嫂哼了一声,心说你还知道你自己名声不好啊。
瘟神董学斌,很多人都听过谢家大孙女婿的这个名号,都是一个层次的圈子里的人,有什么能瞒得住的啊,董学斌有些臭名昭彰的事儿大家都听说过,况且他们方家也有一个号称女混蛋的方文萍呢,董学斌和他们家的老五在这个领域上是齐名的两个流氓和混蛋,基本上是人见人躲的主儿。
方文萍不说了,就是他们家的人,大家天天看着呢,老五连自己丈夫都能亲手送进监狱,连他们方家派系的人都说双规就双规,就没有他家老五不敢干的事儿,方老爷子有时候都头疼这个小女儿,现在见了跟方文萍一样臭名昭彰的董学斌,方家人这次也算是深刻的领教了。
百闻不如一见!
这话果然如此啊!
然后大家也差不多明白了,董学斌一个谢家的女婿而且还是个小辈儿,为什么谢家人会这么放心地把这么重要的提亲任务交给他全权处理了,一来是董学斌的性格和办事儿方法,二来是董学斌的手腕和办事能力,这谢家的大孙女婿……果真如传言那般是有两把刷子的啊。
方老爷子一招手,“不说了,开饭吧。”
“嗳,爸您坐这儿。”方家大嫂去拉开椅子。
二嫂和三嫂则扶着老爷子,方老爷子却摆手不用,自己脚步健朗地走过去坐下了,身体很好,很精神。方老爷子在体制里是属于岁数最大的一类中-央-领-导,像他这个岁数还在一线任职的真是不多了,可老爷子毕竟是国-务-院的一把手,他要是没有这个身体也早都退下了,他们这个级别的政-治-局-常-委,已经没有什么严格意义的退休年纪了,并不像处级厅级部级干部退休年纪的严格规定,没有那种到了年龄的点儿还没上一级就必须退休的规定,而是身体能行就可以,理论上讲,如果方老爷子换届后卸任挂职个其他职务,身体没问题的情况下老人家干到一百岁也没有任何不合章程规定的,当然了,没有人会这么做的,比方而已。
方老爷子一上桌,老大老二老三等人也都依次坐下去了,也没人招呼董学斌,然后小辈儿们也排开坐稳。
这一下,又看出董学斌脸皮多厚了,就算没人招呼他他也一脸乐呵地凑了过去,见椅子不够,他直接从旁边抓来一把椅子挤开了两个小辈儿之间,硬生挤进去坐下了,“哎呦,晚饭太丰盛了啊,简直是食欲大开啊,诶对了,方爷爷,我这个……我跟您这儿吃饭合适吗我?”说完还假模假样地站了起来,“我这也太不拿自己当外人了,您看您看,闻着香味儿我就过来了,嗨,要不然我不吃了吧?”站是站起来了,可董学斌压根也没动一下,没离开椅子范围。
不吃了?
麻痹你都坐过来了啊!
你这是不打算吃的样子吗你?
方家人都很佩服董学斌这张嘴,那真是开出了天花啊,如果董学斌一来就犯浑犯横,他们反倒还好办了,轰人呗,他们占理那还用说什么?可现在董学斌一脸笑容还装的客客气气的,这让方家人也很没辙,敲打他吧他假装听不懂,跟他客气一下吧,他还顺着杆子真敢往上爬啊,就没见过这种人。
方老爷子压压手,道:“坐吧小董,一块吃,就是不知道我们家的菜你吃不吃的惯,呵呵。”
董学斌当时就又坐下了,忙道:“您太客气了,肯定吃得惯啊,闻着味道就香啊,我尝尝这个先。”夹了一筷子吃了,不禁大点其头道:“好吃啊,嘿,真是好吃,怪不得咱家人身体都这么健康呢,天天吃的这么好,身体不棒才怪啊。”
二嫂气闷,小声道:“谁跟你咱家人咱家人的。”
京城人说话做事都比较客气热情,语言上也有这方面的体现,比如买葱,别的地方可能直接问老板“你们家葱怎么卖”,可京城人很多还是习惯问“咱们家葱怎么卖”,显得亲近,这是地域文化影响的语言风格,董学斌这话其实也是这个意思,不过方家却很多人都怎么听怎么别扭,受不了董学斌这个热情劲儿。
董学斌听到了她的话,笑道:“二婶啊,怎么不是咱家呀,您瞧您可跟我见外了不是?小玲和小然马上就要订婚结婚了,咱们以后就都是一家人了啊。”
二嫂有点要翻脸了,“谁同意了?”
董学斌纳闷道:“咱们家同意了啊,您刚才说的呀,您还能代表咱们全家人,说只要天上掉馅饼,小然和小玲什么时候订婚都成,是不是?这不是大家都看着呢么,掉馅真掉下来了呀。”
二嫂:“……”
方家人也都没说话。
这话是真给二嫂架住了,她刚刚说的就是气话啊,也是红眼急了,才没头没脑地跟董学斌嚷嚷那么一句,谁想这丫真弄出天上掉馅饼了啊,你说这叫什么事儿,她也不知道该怎么回答了。
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