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第四十七章 我没钱

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“我在提督学院呆的时间也不算短了,见到过演习失败被自家舰娘误伤的提督,也见过被舰娘开玩笑的推了一把,就三级重伤半死不活的躺床上的提督,唯独从没见过肚脐眼里漏油的提督,感谢你,让我在今晚刷新了自己的常识!”

有着一头柔和黑发的安慰号,熟练的用纱布剪出一个圆形的垫布,将它放在散发着一股油料味道的肚脐眼上,用白色的胶布严丝合缝的封好,甩了甩秀丽的短发,美目含笑的望着神情尴尬的楚剑晨:“好了,以后没事的时候,千万不要去尝试喝舰娘的饮料了。龙腾小说网ltxs520.com你这次是运气好,没有被高毒性的油料毒死,但是下次可就不一定了。提督,千万不要拿舰娘的事情不当回事,否则随时都会吃大亏的。我言尽于此,至于你信不信,那就不是我所关心的事情了。”

“我都说了,这不是我偷喝油料的结果,为什么你们都不愿意相信我呢?”

楚剑晨郁闷的从病床上坐起,接过忏悔递来的衣服,简单的穿在身上蹦下床来:“我也很奇怪,为什么我的身上居然会流出油料,不过有一点我可以肯定,我绝对没有碰过舰娘的食物。”

“你的意思是说,你的肚子里面蕴藏着一座油田,刚才只是那座油田不小心漏油了?”

安慰号将戴在手上的消毒手套放进一旁的垃圾桶里,淡绿色的眼睛不经意的从楚剑晨的肚子上滑过:“提督,你应该知道,能供舰娘使用的资源,尤其是至关重要的油料到底有多珍贵吧?如果你的肚子里,真的埋藏着一座油田的话,那我会立刻打个报告给企业号,请她允许我用手术刀和摇臂钻,开采这座储量丰富的油田。”

“别,千万别!”楚剑晨见安慰号脸上神情不似说笑,急忙用手捂着肚子,满头大汗的解释道:“我只是说我没有吃过舰娘的食物,你怎么一下子就联想到油田上面去了?快把你手中的钻头放下!安慰号大姐,咱们有一说一,不要这样暴力好不好?”

“我只是想验证下自己的猜想而已,虽然你的肚子看上去不像是什么富矿,但说不定只是真人不露相而已!”安慰号笑着放下手里的钻头,轻捂着嘴巴娇笑道:“已经很晚了,你们回去后就别再乱来了,小心一不注意又整出什么动静。”

“我总觉得你似乎误会了什么,但还是谢谢你了,提督学院真是名不虚传,校医室里居然还有医疗舰娘坐镇,配置简直豪华到了极致。”楚剑晨感激的朝安慰号点了点头,转头看向站在自己身边的忏悔:“忏悔,今天真是麻烦你了,我们回去吧,折腾了大半夜,我也已经快要累趴下了。”

安慰号的脸上露出灵动的微笑,双眸一瞬不瞬的盯在楚剑晨的肚子上,似乎还没完全打消将楚剑晨的肚子挖开的想法。见楚剑晨拉着忏悔的小手往校医室外走去,美眸中忽然闪过一道隐晦的神光,开口叫住了楚剑晨他们:“哎,请两位稍等下,我似乎还没说过你们可以离开了吧?”

楚剑晨纳闷的回过头来看着安慰号,神情疑惑的挠了挠头:“请问,还有什么事吗?”

安慰号用手拢了拢耳边的俏发,神态悠闲的看着楚剑晨:“小哥,虽然有点不好意思,但我也只好明说了——你。还。没。给。钱。”

“那个。”楚剑晨看着一脸笑意的安慰号,从兜里摸出一张诊断单来,看着上面的娟秀字迹,一脸懵逼的问道:“治疗费我们进来的时候不是已经交过了吗?我手里还有你亲手写的单据,怎么可能没给钱呢?”

“单据是一码事,我的治疗费是另外一回事。”安慰号看着一脸迷惑的楚剑晨,眼中闪过一丝莫名的笑意:“我开给你的单据是学校医务室收的钱,和我没啥关系,我现在向你要的,是属于我安慰号个人的劳务费。”

楚剑晨的脸皮抽动了两下,一脸崩溃的望着笑得像是捉住了小鸡仔的黄鼠狼的安慰号,感觉心里像是有一万头草泥马崩腾而过,发出恍若雷鸣的呼啸声:“医务室收的钱,难道没有你的一份吗?为什么还要单独找我们收钱?安慰号大姐,我只是个穷得叮当响的新米提督,你可不能敲我的竹杠啊!”

“谁和你们开玩笑了?”安慰号笑眯眯的看着楚剑晨,漫不经心的弹了弹身上雪白的医护服:“既然你是新米提督,那也肯定不知道,这个世界上有几艘医疗舰了?”

“这个问题,和我们现在要谈的医疗费,能扯上关系吗?”

楚剑晨郁闷的看着正笑得开心的安慰号,迅速在自己已经不足个位数的资源库存上瞟了眼,眉头深深的皱了起来。

他也不知道是招惹了什么鬼,不仅莫名其妙的穿越到了这个陌生的世界,更是在种种让人郁闷不已的原因下,被迫成为了一名穷得叮当乱响的提督,不仅巨额资源凭空蒸发,还得面对眼前这个容貌秀丽,嘴角挂着一抹不怀好意笑容的美女医生敲诈,让他的心情更加郁闷,几乎想要仰天长叹一声:“老天爷,劳资不服!”

安慰号看着楚剑晨郁闷的表情,娇笑着走到他的面前,美目深注的说道:“目前现存于世的医疗舰,一共只有三艘,我和我的姐姐仁慈号,还有欧洲荣耀之证,诺亚号综合补给抢救舰。”

“舰娘虽然可以利用修复渠修复几乎一切伤势,但是诸如身体损坏,缺胳膊少腿的情况,却必须由我们来处理。而且我们不仅能够救助舰娘,还可以治疗几乎一切的人类疾病,所以我们的身价,可是远远超过了你的想象。”

楚剑晨看着站在自己面前,一脸坏笑的安慰号,眨了眨眼,平静的开口说道:“这么说来,医疗舰的稀缺程度的确相当恐怖,几乎达到了世界之宝的程度。”

安慰号没想到,楚剑晨不仅没有找借口贬低自己的价值,为摆脱自己强加在他身上的治疗费而努力,反而承认了她的稀缺性,脸上露出惊奇不已的神色,淡绿色的眼睛骨碌碌的一转,奇怪的看着楚剑晨的眼睛:“那么,你是准备支付我个人的治疗费吗?”

“那怎么可能?”

楚剑晨听到安慰号的话后,不假思索的抬起头来,凝望着安慰号透彻的美眸说道:“不管你想收我多少钱,我只有一句话可以告诉你——我没钱!我TMD现在一分钱都没有!我现在是要钱没有,要命也不想给你!不管你怎么想,我现在连一毛钱都不可能给你!”

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