第五十七章 炮轰教务处
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“我靠！有没有搞错，我就是敲个门而已，用不用这样热情的招呼我？”
楚剑晨还来不及反应，跟在楚剑晨身后的忏悔便双眼一凝，拉着楚剑晨的手往身后一塞，包裹着双手的银白色护甲刷的展开，形成了一个菱形的护盾，将楚剑晨牢牢的护在身后。龙腾小说ltxs520.com
狂猛的火焰从档案室中冲出，将房门轰成碎片后，余势未减的撞在了忏悔展开的护盾上，将银白色的护盾冲得变了形，歪七扭八的扭成一团，几乎变成了一张烤歪了的烧饼。
“哗啦啦啦！”
火焰并未因为忏悔的阻挡而停下脚步，被忏悔努力挡下的余烬，分左右两边狂飙而去，将长长的走廊笼罩在一片炽热的火焰中，走廊上的灯泡和窗户玻璃，在狂猛烈焰的侵袭下纷纷碎裂，化成了一地的熔渣，像天女散花一样四射而出。
“叮叮啶！”
一片密集的碎渣敲击声，在忏悔紧急回身护住楚剑晨的护盾上响起，楚剑晨望向将宽大的盾牌分成两半，牢牢护在自己头上的忏悔，心中陡然升起一股怒气，朝已经变成了一个硕大破洞的房门中大声吼道：“我说你有完没完？我不就是打搅了你上班时间睡懒觉的行为吗？不仅将我分配到声名狼藉的第四宿舍区，而且还用这样猛烈的火焰来攻击我，我们之间到底有多大仇？至于这样揪着不放吗？”
“吵什么吵？等老娘收拾完这个家伙后，再摆好姿势给你来一发！现在给我滚到一边去，不要打搅老娘的发泄！”
很快，一道比楚剑晨更显怒气的吼声，从残破不堪的档案室中传出，还没等楚剑晨从这道怒吼声中回过味来，从档案室的深处，突然传出一连串的巨大轰鸣声，一排散发着炽热高温的橙红色冲击波，从档案室中啸然冲出，将连着档案室的一排房间全都冲成碎片，高高的越过被忏悔护在身下，头朝上的躺在地上的楚剑晨，将走廊被火焰烧得焦黑的外壁全都冲垮，仿佛一道宽阔的熔流瀑布，将档案室周围的地面烧成了一片焦土。
“我靠，这起床气发的也算是前无古人后无来者了，和她比起来，装睡杀人的曹操简直是个人畜无害的中二少年，都够资格被发朵大红花戴在胸前了！”
楚剑晨抱着将盾牌举在头上的忏悔，望着虽然成功挡住了从他们头上掠过的冲击波，却被冲击波里蕴含的炽热火焰烧得发红的盾牌，不禁在心里为自己捏了一把冷汗，这个名叫密苏里的舰娘起床气这么大，自己居然在叫醒她后没被一炮轰成灰灰，真是多亏了漫天神仙的保佑，才不至于变成一撮烧得焦黑的骨灰。
“密苏里！你看你把教务处变成什么样了？我告诉你，不但你这个月的薪水全都泡汤了，我还要一直扣下去，直到你将教务处的重建资金偿还清楚为止！”
蕴含着愤怒的咆哮声，从已经变成了一排高度不超过十五厘米残垣的档案室中传出。楚剑晨将怀里的忏悔扶起来，舒展了一下被半召唤舰装，娇躯沉重了许多的忏悔压得有些发麻的身体，好奇的透过已经化为历史的档案室墙壁，望向站在到处冒着硝烟的房间中央，指着一脸不爽的密苏里大声咆哮的娇小身影：“企业号？她不是回去办事了吗？怎么会出现在档案室中，还和密苏里打了起来？”
“剑晨？你怎么会突然出现在这里？”
正在戳指痛骂密苏里的企业号惊讶的回过头来，看着将忏悔抱在怀里，瞪着眼睛看着她们的楚剑晨，眼中闪过一丝慌乱，急忙开口说道：“剑晨，我和密苏里还有点事要处理，你赶紧去上课吧，西栋教学楼B106室，找到班主任羽黑就行了，她会帮你处理你的课本问题。”
“等会！企业号你给我打住，别想着就这样蒙混过关！你以为你把羽黑扯进来，我就会大发慈悲的放他过关？真是笑话！”
满脸不爽的密苏里瞪着企业号的小脸，手中已经红得发亮的炮管示威性的挥了两下，像是在为自己的行为做注解：“按照提督学院的规矩，他必须要经过学院的测试后，才能按照测试成绩的好坏，分到不同的班级！你不仅想要利用职权将他分到资源分配最多的A班，还痴心妄想的要将他直接列进一等奖学金的发放名单？企业号，老娘我还没死！你想要搅乱学院的公平秩序，先得问过老娘手里的406炮！”
“密苏里，你还是和以前一样的死板，剑晨的能力我亲自检测过，自然是符合提督学院的标准，不过就是个形式而已，你死揪着这点不放，还悍然轰烂了教务处大楼，这笔账你打算怎么算？”
企业号蕴怒的看着密苏里，脸色含霜的瞪了回去：“难不成你以为我将剑晨塞进A班，是为了把一个无能的人强行塞进去，好恶心恶心你们？”
“我不管！即使你亲自测试过他又怎么样？程序正义比麦金利山的山峰还要更接近天堂，如果我今天放你过关，明天衣阿华给我塞个佣兵过来，后天苏联号给我塞个酒鬼过来，我这学院还要不要开了？全成了你们随意塞人的沙丁鱼罐头了！”
密苏里毫不退让的看着企业号，背后耸立着的几座三联装406炮管冒着缭缭白烟，如同巨兽般锁定着企业号的一举一动，只要稍微有点不对，随时都有可能开炮。
“请问，两位能不能听我说一句？”
楚剑晨见企业号和密苏里互不相让的对视着，谁也不肯先让一步，犹豫了一会后，朝场中对峙的两人喊道：“既然学院有测试的规定，那就测试好了，多简单的事，有必要动刀动枪闹出这么大的动静吗？”
“你懂什么？”密苏里不满的瞪了楚剑晨一眼，很郁闷的跺了跺脚，满心不快的说道：“学院内有资格进行测试的舰娘只有威尔士亲王一人，她现在正带领学院第九期的学生参加血色锚地会战，三个月后能赶回来就算不错了，根本赶不上你的入学测试！”
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