第804章 事后危机
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“这么说,我在不知情的情况下,在鬼门关前转了一圈后,奇迹般的兜回来了?”
听完艾薇儿夹杂着羞怯的解释,楚剑晨后怕的抬起手来,看着肤色正常的手臂,知道实在没有找到艾薇儿说的被冰莲洛水毒性侵害后,皮肤上会出现的细小出血点后,才如释重负的长出了一口气。龙腾小说ltxs520.com
“你也是倒霉,偏偏遇到这种事.........,现在宪兵队的查房即将开始,就算用香水掩盖也没用,被冰莲洛水侵害过的舰娘,所产生的体液对于这些装备了特化搜索监测设备的宪兵队队员来说,简直就像是漆黑的夜空中燃烧着的小行星一样耀眼,根本不可能瞒得过去。”
艾薇儿小心的控制着自己的目光,不去看那些凌乱不堪的床上用品,和床单正中间刺目的鲜红色污渍,充满同情的看着坐在床上的楚剑晨。
出于对黑子名声的考虑,楚剑晨并没有告诉艾薇儿,昨天晚上让他和黑子陷入一场混战中的冰莲洛水,是她欲求不满的主动买来,想要用在另一个舰娘身上的收藏品,而是捏造了一个子虚乌有的家伙,用极其便宜的价格,卖给了楚剑晨这个所谓的“男用香水”,而且还瞎编出围绕在他身边展开的一连串突发事件,让不明真相的艾薇儿听的一愣一愣的,表情仿佛在看八点档的惊险电视连续剧。
“气味的话,我倒是有办法,不过她们查房如果有你说的那么细致的话,就不可能放过这么显眼的床单,现在时间这么紧,就算想重新弄一条同样编号的床单混过去也不可能做得到.........万事皆休矣。”
“喂,别这么快放弃啊,楚剑晨,还有一个被你伤害了的舰娘等着你去安慰,现在的你,可没有被宪兵队抓进去的空闲时间!”
“问题是我现在想不出任何办法,也许,这就是我所作所为的报应也说不定?”
“晚点再给我放弃呀!你这人,明明前不久还那样拼命的算计着我们,努力为自己的队伍争取那一丝渺茫的获胜机会,怎么现在一副垂头丧气的样子,看上去根本就不像你!”
就在艾薇儿恨铁不成钢的看着神色颓然,好像已经放弃了希望的楚剑晨,双手用力摇晃着他的肩膀,想要唤起他的斗志时,一把动听的声音忽然传入她们的耳朵里:“哈喽!请问需要专业人士的帮助吗?你们争吵的声音,连过道外面都一清二楚的,在这么吼下去,不用宪兵队跑过来抓人,路过的提督就能把你这个让人羡慕的幸运儿撕成碎片!”
“诺娜?你跑到哪里去了,我找遍整条船都没有找到你,还以为你又喝醉了,一头栽到海里面喂鲨鱼去了。”艾薇儿回过头来,看着一脸暧昧的斜靠在门边,透过门框和门板的缝隙往里面张望的半张面孔,郁积在胸腔里的怒火越发高涨起来,几乎要点亮整个房间。
“啊哈,你又找我找了大半夜吗?真是抱歉啊,我遇到了一个很好客的大叔,结果喝酒喝得忘记了时间,等醒来后,已经躺在仓库的储物间里了.......”
自知理亏的诺娜讪笑着朝艾薇儿比出抱歉的手势,然后拍了一下手,看着垂头丧气的坐在床边的楚剑晨说道:“楚剑晨,你如果有办法处理空气中的气味的话,就快点动手吧,我刚才在外面看到那些宪兵队的大姐们已经检查到附近来了,用不了5分钟,就会检查到这里来的,至于这里面的状况怎么混过去嘛,放心,包在我身上。”
“嗯?”并不想去吃牢饭的楚剑晨抬头看着一脸胸有成竹的诺娜,虽然不知道她为什么要帮自己,不过绝处逢生总没有人会拒绝,重新振作起来的他直接打开镇守府的入口,将溢满房间里的特殊气味连带所有空气,全都打包塞进了镇守府里,瞬间消失的空气所产生的真空,顿时让被紧紧镶嵌在门框里的门板,被洪水般扑了进来的海量空气可怜的冲到一边,扭曲着身体的射进了墙壁里。
“咳咳咳!楚剑晨,你想谋杀我吗?你知不知道刚才那几秒钟我是怎么熬过来的,感觉浑身都要爆炸了你知道吗?”
“诺娜,你没事吧?早就告诉过你要注意锻炼身体,你看,只不过是短暂的真空而已,你就差点挂掉了,回去后我会为你安排一张训练表,做不到就没饭吃,知道吗?”
差点没被那短暂的真空所造成的内外压弄死的诺娜,前屈体的趴在地上剧烈呼吸着,好半天才再次缓过劲来,悲伤的盯着蹲在她身边,温柔的帮她拍着背的艾薇儿。
“咳咳咳!我都差点死了,你居然连一点关心的意思都没有?艾薇儿,我看错你了,你果然是有了男人就不要姐妹了,亏我以前还努力的撮合过你们,算我瞎了眼!”
“诺娜,我看你是真的想死了吧?”口中说出残酷话语的艾薇儿神色不变的继续拍打着诺娜的背部,脸上依然笑容满面。
不过对她了解颇深的诺娜在看到这幅和蔼模样后,顿时浑身寒毛直竖的打了个颤,不顾刚缓过来的虚弱身体,手脚并用的爬到楚剑晨身边,躲在他的脚后面冲着艾薇儿说道:“艾薇儿,别生气,有话好说!”
“还真是热闹呢,果然年轻就是好啊.......”
屋内的吵闹声还未平息,一双穿着高帮皮靴的浑圆长腿便踩着铺满地面的墙壁碎块走进房间,不耐烦的挑了挑眉头后,看向隔着楚剑晨的阻拦互怼的艾薇儿和诺娜,干练的脸庞上罕见的浮现出温和笑容:“诺娜,我给你三分钟的时间,解释一下发生在这个房间里的事情,如果你的解释让我不满意的话,虽然对刚放出来不久的你感到抱歉,但还是不得不请你去宪兵队的牢房里住上一段日子了........”
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