第997章 “食人族”
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楚剑晨拉着小宅没走多远,就迎面撞到了抱着奥斯卡,和不知为什么居然出现在镇守府里的胡德对峙着的欧根亲王,那只能把不开舰装力量的企业号压在身下打的地球最强小黑猫,果然对欧根亲王另眼相看,不仅没有在被她抱着的时候,出其不意的赏她一爪子,反而同仇敌忾的瞪着满脸惊讶的胡德,嘴里发出“hahuhahu”的警告声。龙腾小说网ltxs520.com
“你在这里干什么,我听说你和提督契约后,连一步都没踏进过镇守府,为什么会突然出现在这里,难道是有什么不可告人的意图?”抱着奥斯卡的欧根亲王罕见的面露冷色,斜斜的用眼角瞥着胡德,仿佛连一眼都不愿意多看一样。
“我出现在哪里关你什么事,你还是好好照料奥斯卡吧,她的主人已经沉了,可不要再被你给喂沉了才好.......”即使生气的时候,也只是鼓着嘴不说话,用金丝眼镜后的美目瞪人的胡德,也同样罕见的冷哼一声,淡淡的瞅了眼对她龇牙举爪的奥斯卡,不经意的双手环住胸口,似乎在努力压抑着什么东西一样。
胡德和欧根亲王的冤孽,几乎可以追溯到遥远的二战期间,在丹麦海峡的那场遭遇战中的超级杯具,就在那场让俾斯麦名扬天下的海战中,欧根亲王首先发现了快速前进中的胡德,然后用她那很难给胡德造成中破等级伤害的小水管,准确而酱油的洗了胡德的甲板,并且引燃了上面的防空火箭蛋,以至于可怜的胡德在随后的十几秒内被俾斯麦一发入魂,以大英帝国骄傲的身份,成为了海战史上大英帝国的耻辱.......
即使转生成了舰娘,由于苏醒前,这些黑历史都会在每个舰娘的脑海里轮回上千遍的关系,那些在历史中有嫌隙的军舰所诞生的舰娘,总会对那些以往的历史耿耿于怀,除非像罗塞尔要塞的那些原生舰一样,被提督编在同一个舰队里共同战斗过nn次后,在战斗中凝结出来的友谊,才能冲淡那种几乎刻印在彼此本能里的反感,很可惜,从被楚剑晨捞上来后,就一直以编外人员身份游离在舰队大家庭之外的胡德,很明显没有和欧根亲王缔结战斗友谊的可能..........
“糟了,得在她们之间的糟糕关系孕育出镇守府的第一场内战前,找点什么事情转移下她们的注意力.......”看着眼前发生的一幕,楚剑晨用“我早就知道会有这么一天”的表情叹了口气,然后急忙拉着爱宕走了过去,他没有拉小宅,欧根和胡德这一对前世冤家已经够让他头疼的了,要是再加一个“加害者最疼爱的妹妹”,那他今天就能看到镇守府重新装修的费用清单了,那可绝对不会是一个不起眼的小数目......
“提督?”
就在楚剑晨冥思苦想着怎么让欧根亲王和胡德和解的时候,和胡德对峙的欧根亲王忽有所觉的回过头,惊讶的看着楚剑晨说道:“你怎么在这里....难道是奥斯卡又闯了什么祸?”
“又?我靠,这只猫究竟在我不知道的时候闯了多少祸啊喂!”
楚剑晨摇摇头,将思绪从吐槽中拉了回来,重新放到抱着奥斯卡的欧根亲王身上:“欧根,来,快把奥斯卡交给我。”
“........不,不要”
出乎楚剑晨意料之外的,一直以来都十分听话的欧根亲王听到他的话后,脸色忽然大变的后退了好几步:“提督,不要...奥斯卡虽然平时喜欢在你坐的座椅上磨爪子,还喜欢叼着利维坦的肉跳到指挥室的床上睡觉,但它还是很听话的,求求你了,请不要惩罚它!”
“很好,要不是你告诉我,我还不知道这个小家伙这么6,看来,是时候教育它真正的规矩了.......”楚剑晨的目光先是在欧根胸口的小黑猫上扫了眼,示威的笑了声后,才看着在自己的“淫威下”瑟瑟发抖的欧根亲王,很是无奈的说道:“欧根,难道你觉得我会和一只小猫计较那么多吗,快点把它给我,我有很重要的事情需要它帮忙。”
“啊?真的吗?但是........我刚接到北宅的通信,说提督很生气,千万不要把奥斯卡交给你,否则会被你炖汤吃掉的。”欧根亲王扑闪着大眼睛,怯怯的望着楚剑晨,似乎正处在“如果我相信提督,那么在提督把奥斯卡炖熟前,无法判断他是不是真的要吃奥斯卡,但如果我不把奥斯卡交给提督,那么提督说的话就不能被证实是真话还是假话”的不确定状态,天人交战得很。
“小宅?哼,那个小家伙,又在编排我的不是了。”楚剑晨听到欧根的话后,不动声色的扬起双眉,在心中给小宅记了一笔后,对着纠结万分的欧根亲王说道:“欧根,你还是先担心下北宅吧,她现在突然变得很小只,大概只有你记忆中的三分之一大小。”
“什么?那怎么可能!”果然不愧是俾斯麦的贴身铁卫,欧根亲王在听到北宅“出事”的消息后,顿时心急火燎的朝通讯显示的接收地点跑去,连她一直纠结的“真实性”都顾不上了,而她怀里的奥斯卡自然就失去了最大的保护伞,被楚剑晨以“我会帮你好好照顾”的理由,从心神大乱的欧根手中截留下来,即将迎接它那凄惨的未来.........
“提督,你这样做,不好........你这是最严重级别的虐待动物罪行!”胡德惊恐的看着面目狰狞的楚剑晨,白净的双手掩住小嘴,眼中透出难以置信的震撼目光。
在她眼前,一桩丑恶的罪行,正伴随着聊聊升起的热气渐渐展开,让她几乎怀疑起自己的眼睛来.......
就在欧根亲王火急火燎的跑掉后,失去了对峙对象的胡德,自然没法像对待别的慕名而来的提督一样,用“视而不见”大法对付自己的提督,不过心里有事的楚剑晨,只是和她稍微闲聊了几句后,连她为什么破天荒进入这里的理由都没问,就从提督空间里掏出全套的火锅设备摆在地上,手脚麻利的煮了杯开水,然后拼着手上被奥斯卡抓出几道血痕,把不论怎么看都比杯面大不少的奥斯卡塞进了杯面桶里,在它凄厉凶狠的怒吼声中,把刚刚滚开的热水毫不留情的加了进去,甚至还强行盖上了盖子,让胡德差点以为自己的提督返祖成了食人族..........
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