第73章 赵匡胤跪了(哭求推荐票)
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不急,好事总是多磨滴!
赵匡胤也看出了李中易的诚意,心里也确实很舒服,就抬腿和李中易走了个并肩。
帐内,沿东西对向,各摆了一块简陋的木板,木板上摆了粗白瓷的茶盏。
一向生活俭朴的赵匡胤看到这些,对李中易的好感更甚,叹道:“李公如此节俭,真是难能可贵。”
李中易可不想给赵匡胤留下“穷官”的好印象,否则,将来赵老二顺利地登了基,他还怎么享受花团锦簇的美好生活?
他不动声色地看了眼赵匡胤,说:“不瞒元朗兄,在下平生别无所好,惟美食、美宅、美车、美娇娘尔,一日不可或缺。”
嘿嘿,万一真有了那么一天,李中易要在赵老二的皇威之下讨生活,这些个人的喜好必须事先亮出来,免得留下表里不一的“坏”印象。
谁爱当穷官清官谁去当,和他李某人没有任何关系。上辈子是没有办法,只能有一个老婆,没可能公开纳小三,李中易只得忍住诸多的诱惑。
如今,不管李中易抱回多少美妾,都是合法滴,只要他有本事养活。
李中易早有打算,今后啊,他的家里,一定要有一大堆满地乱跑的小娃儿。
上辈子,领导干部只要计生超标,就要丢掉来之不易的乌纱帽,这实在是太坑爹了!
“哈哈,李公的确爽快。”赵匡胤哈哈一笑,接上李中易的话头,“别的都没啥,在下和李公一样,最爱品鉴美娇娘。”
好,很好,好极了!李中易心想,既然你赵老二坦率的自曝好色的短处,咱们都有寡人之疾,这就有了共同语言。
“元朗兄,在下对于品鉴美娇娘倒是有些小小的心得,说出来与吾兄共飨之。”李中易也不管赵匡胤有何反应,他一路滔滔不绝的大谈赏花摘瓜之妙,“吾观名花,首须肤白,一白乃遮五丑;蛮腰必细,盈盈一握最佳;当然了,明眸皓齿,自是必不可少。”
“李公妙论,深得某心。某以茶代酒,为李公贺之。”赵匡胤举起粗瓷的茶盏,将盏中之茶一气饮尽,然后反手抹了把嘴边的茶渍,显出豪放之士的本色。
自从见到慕容延钊和三弟平安无事之后,赵匡胤心下已经大定,左右不过谈条件罢了,兵来将挡,水来土淹罢了,何必自苦呢?
既然李中易想扯闲篇,赵匡胤也索性由着他。更何况,李中易对于品花之道,确实颇有精深的研究,令相对粗鄙的赵匡胤不由得兴致盎然,大有知己之感。
“不瞒元朗兄,李某的赏花之道,与衮衮诸公皆有小小的不同。”李中易说到这里故意卖了个关子,等赵匡胤瞪大了两眼看着他的时候,这才说,“吾尤喜长腿之美娇娘,采蕊之时,卿卿的两条纤纤长腿,盘于吾之臀后,如同踢浪一般,嘿嘿,那滋味,美不胜收呐!”
“哈哈,李公正好挠到了某家的痒处。世人皆喜肥娘子,某独爱长腿腰细娘。不瞒李公,某家新得一妾,便是腿长五尺……”赵匡胤的确是好色,这一下被李中易勾上了瘾头,话匣子一旦打开,就再也收不住了。
“好,高啊,妙哉……”李中易在应合的同时,发觉赵匡胤对于摘花之道,也绝非泛泛之辈。
李中易最终来个定论,他嘿嘿一笑,说:“这摘花之道嘛,某以为妻不妾,妾不如偷,偷不抢,抢不如抢不着。”
“先生高论,当浮一大白。”赵匡胤兴奋的拍案叫绝,大声呼唤道,“取酒来。”
黄景胜及时地接到李中易的眼色,就派人取了美酒过来,分别替赵、李二人各斟了一碗酒。
“某家多谢先生指教。”赵匡胤抓过酒碗,仰面就喝干了。
先生?嗯,这个称呼倒是蛮不错的,李中易品味出来自赵匡胤的尊重,心里多少有些自得。
被未来的宋太祖尊称为先生的,正史上,好象一个都没有吧?
李中易本是心思剔透之人,赵匡胤的一言双关,他自是了然于心。
“拿碗喝酒,真他娘的不过瘾,来,来,来,咱们就用酒坛子。”李中易本就是酒宴之间的常客,自然懂得如何调节其间的气氛,既然赵老二也是这种想法,何不索性成全了他呢?
“咕嘟咕嘟……咣……”两个人几乎同时喝干坛中酒,又同时将酒坛子扔出帐外,竟然只发出了一声脆响。
“哈哈,哈哈,某与先生真是有缘。”赵匡胤觉得难以置信,他完全没有想到,李中易竟然不约而同的也扔了酒坛子,还真的是默契啊。
“哎呀呀,某家喝多了,脑袋发晕。”李中易故意装出喝多的样子,卷起舌头说,“某与元朗一见如故,罢,罢,罢,元朗且将化龙兄和你家三郎,一起领回去吧。”
赵匡胤做梦都没有想到,他仅仅是陪着谈论一下品花之道,喝了一坛子酒,李中易居然任何条件都没提,竟如此大方的就放了人质。
“多谢先生大恩。”赵匡胤何尝又不知道,李中易这是故意放水呢,他郑重其事的单膝跪地,隆重向李中易表达了谢意。
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