第673章 丑女小红
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如果,李中易知道竹娘的想法,一定会笑而不语,嘿嘿,爷喜欢的除了,便是黑丝呐!
李中易也算是见多识广的花丛老手,他所收藏的美女,几乎个个都是极品。
不过,长到小红这种程度的丑女,这还是头一次见识到。
俗话说得好,物以稀为贵嘛!
李中易回到总管府,就吩咐人多烧些热水,他有大用。一直跟着跑前忙后的竹娘,心里一直犯嘀咕,难道说,她夫君要和那个丑得哭爹的女子,一起沐浴么?
还真别说,竹娘这一次确实猜到了一点边际,但也没有完全猜对。
人多就是力量大,李中易一声令下,总管府里的几处灶房,几乎同时升火烧水。
李中易迈步走进总管府的主卧房,刚到书案边坐下,长腿婢女小红就被推了进来。
“你们且退下吧。”李中易瞥了眼双臂依然被反剪在身后的小红,挥了挥手,把佩剑侍女以及近卫们都赶出了房间。
下人们退出去之后,李中易也没有搭理小红,而是提笔在雪白信笺之上,写下了几味药材。
“来人,速去库房内,取来这几味药材。”李中易懒得开门,直接推开窗子,将信笺递给守在窗边的近卫。
重新关好窗子之后,李中易将左肘支在书案之上,单掌托着下巴,似笑非笑的望着长腿婢女小红,忽然问她:“你家主人是何等的美貌,怎么就选中了,你这么个丑丫头当贴身婢女呢?”
“回太尉的话,奴婢其实是个孤儿,差点饿死在主人的门前。如果不是主人施粥搭救,奴婢早就饿死了。”小红低垂着脑袋,由于双丫髻的遮挡,李中易也看不清楚她的脸色。
“哦,原来如此啊。”李中易忽然站起身子,举起书案上的烛台,缓步走到小红的身前,目光始终盯在她那张丑脸上的某个部位。
过了好一阵子,李中易的嘴角露出了神秘的笑容,返身走回到书案旁,重新坐到了椅子上,并且不顾形象的翘起二郎腿。
“小红啊,你家主人落到我的手上,可知是何下场?”李中易单手端起茶盏,小饮一口茶汤,不经意的问小红。
“太尉,我家主人是个菩萨心肠的大善人,求您慈悲为怀,不要为难我家主人。”小红忽然跑到李中易的面前,双膝跪地,刚想重重的磕头,却被眼疾手快的李中易,伸手勾住了下巴。
李中易饶有兴趣的欣赏着小红满脸的雀斑,手指轻柔的抚在她的下巴上,仿佛抚在吹弹可破的冰山雪绸之上,肌肤竟是说不出的嫩滑。
“太尉,奴婢求求您了,饶过奴婢主人这一遭吧。”这小红带着哭腔又想磕头,李中易一个不留神,她那嫩滑的下巴,居然不留痕迹的滑出了他的手掌。
李中易嘴角的笑纹,越来越深,眼前这个长腿婢女,实在是机灵可爱之极!
很快,近卫就取来了李中易需要的药物,并且带来了烧着木炭的药炉。
在李中易的指点之下,近卫将药物搁进药罐之中,兑水之后,用微火慢慢的炖。
过了一会儿,李中易嗅到四溢的药香之后,不禁微微一笑,信手从药箱里拿出一只白瓷小瓶,将其中的药汁,倒入一只空盏之中,大约三分之一量。
李中易故意将药碗凑到小红的鼻端,捏着她的下巴,等她抽动鼻子嗅了好几口,这才撒手。
放下药碗的时候,李中易故意快速转身,恰好瞥见小红的脸色,瞬间大变,紧接着又恢复正常。
“哦,我差点忘记了,你东躲西藏的,折腾了大半宿没合眼吧?”李中易闪电出手,用力捏住小红的两腮,将药汁一股脑的灌进她的喉咙。
就在小红含着药汁,想吐还没来得及吐的当口,李中易的左手突然抚上了她的。
“你……”小红作梦都没有料到,李中易竟然如此无礼,她羞愤欲绝的刚想开骂,药汁却顺着喉咙管全数灌进她的肚内。
还没等小红反应过来,李中易原本捏住她两腮的右手,已经锁定她的喉管。
“呃……”小红含着热泪,却因为气管被掐,死活都叫不出声来。
过了大约一刻钟,李中易察觉到,小红的身子彻底的瘫软在了地上,这才含笑撒了手。
李中易蹲在小红的身前,脸上露出邪魅的笑意,无视于小红惊恐的眼神,探手抚摸在她那如同丝缎一般滑腻异常的脸颊之上,调侃道:“照我说啊,你这又是何苦呢?好好的一位绝代佳人,竟然把自己打扮得如此的丑陋不堪,莫非是想让我嫌弃于你么?”
就在这时,侍女们抬着烧好了的热水桶,鱼贯而入,很快就将类似土耳其浴室的澡池,变成了游泳池。
一切安排妥当,李中易挥手屏退左右,然后蹲下身子,拦腰将软得如同一滩烂泥的长腿小红,抱进怀中,“想必,你一定嗅出了麻沸散的气息吧?”
李中易看得很清楚,软倒在他怀中的小红,痛苦的闭紧了双眼,两行清泪顺着脸颊,流淌了下来,泪水滴落到李中易的手臂上。
ps:司空的思路如同潮水一般,还有至少一更,求月票的鼓励,多谢了!
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