第1063章 隔壁老李
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李自成打进北京城后,之所以又被赶下了龙椅,他犯的致命错误,其实很明确。
李自成要改朝换代,死的只是朱家人而已,文臣武将们指望着投降之后,可以继续做官。
却不成想,李自成没有约束住部下,抄光了北京城里的官绅之家,这就得罪了全天下的文臣和武将,成了“天下人”的公敌。
身为武将阶层代表之一的吴三桂,引野猪皮入关,也就成了顺理成章的事情,哪有陈圆圆什么事儿?
不过,幸运的是,在李中易的记忆之中,已经有了完美的参照系。
作为一名成熟的政客,李中易选择暂时的隐忍,大张旗鼓的搞统一战线,目的是麻痹住那些所谓的天下人。
等到李中易真正的掌握了天下的军政大权,训练出三十万精锐铁军,外加牢牢控制的几十万乡军。
嘿嘿,到那个时候,那些所谓的天下人,只有两种选择。要么乖乖的放弃金融高利贷的暴利,以及合法搞土地兼并的特权,要么就是还没等起兵成功,便已身死族灭!
李中易从黑甜的梦乡中缓缓醒来,洗漱更衣之后,就见楚雄凑过来小声说:“爷,刘贺扬那小子不知道从哪里找来了一堆娇滴滴的美人儿,都在外面候着呢。”
李中易哑然一笑,刘贺扬盯上千户侯的爵位了,为了抢功故意拖延炮兵入城的时间,却碰得头破血流。
刘贺扬这时候送美人来献殷勤,嘿嘿,拿他李某人当傻子么?
李中易心里很明白,刘贺扬送来的美人儿,必定都是博州城中官绅人家的小娘子。
哼哼,借他刘贺扬八百个胆子,谅他也不敢强抢小门小户的良家民女。
磨破嘴皮子的道德说教,如果真有效果,那就没《条令》和军法官什么事了!
李中易是一名成熟的政客,不是耍嘴皮子的道德表,财散人聚的道理,他比谁都懂。
儿郎们把脑袋系在裤腰带上,跟着李中易打江山,怎可能真的是为了均天下之贫富,却让自己家里穷的只能喝西北风呢?
所以,在一切缴获要归公的基础上,经过公平客观的评定之后,李中易也都会按照将士们所立的军功,分配一定比例的银钱、商铺、古董和田契之类的战利品。
只是,将士们都知道李中易患有严重的寡人之疾,特别喜欢收藏绝色美人儿。
所以,被捉来的美人儿,因为很难鉴定美丑的缘故,只能由李中易过目之后,才作分配的计划。
当然了,有个必要的前提,战利品只能从官绅之家取得。胆敢乱来的,哪怕军功再大,也必定会被砍下脑袋,成为可耻的死刑罪囚。
刘贺扬抓来了不少的美人儿,李中易不先选,谁敢僭越?
这就和土匪山寨里的逻辑一样,好东西都归山大王先挑,然后再按照头领们的座次,依次分赃。
只不过,李家军的分赃,并不是按照资历或是座次,而是一律以军功来定。没有立下军功的家伙,哪怕是官爵再高,也只能眼巴巴的看着别人吃香的,喝辣的,惬意的抱得美人归。
这也是刘贺扬想抢功,打算亲手活擒符昭信,拿到千户侯爵位的源动力!
“禀爷,在您安寝的时候,杜太贵妃娘娘身边的侍女,来过好几次了。小的问她,她死活不肯说出有何事求见。”带刀亲牙的禀报,令李中易精神为之一振。
刘贺扬刚送来一大堆美娇娘,那边厢的杜沁娘,便派身边人来寻他,嘿嘿,莫不是担心他看花了眼,倒把杜沁娘给忘在了脑后吧?
李中易越琢磨,越觉得这个思路很有道理,哼哼,隔壁老李就这么轻而易举的被请动了,那不如干脆改为“傻李”好了。
“来人,把最漂亮的那位小娘子,请进来,让我瞧瞧吧。”
既然要吊着杜沁娘的胃口,李中易索性假戏真作,顺便看看,博州城中的所谓美人儿,究竟有多美?
李中易的胡乱吩咐,令身边的亲牙和佩剑侍婢们,格外的头疼。
每个人的审美观,都是不同的,有人喜欢环肥,有人偏爱燕瘦,还有人乐意逛青楼。
李中易身边的美娇娘,可谓是五花八门,有腿长的,有腰细的,有胸大的,还有特别擅长伺候男人的,不一而足。
这让底下人怎么敢擅自作主呢?
这时候,楚雄身为侍卫之首,被众人的眼刀逼得没了办法,只得硬着头皮,凑到李中易的跟前,像癞皮狗一样,涎着脸说:“爷,小的们都是乡下来的土包子,那里懂得啥叫美啊丑的。”
李中易被楚雄的无赖模样给逗乐了,他微微翘起嘴角,露出邪魅的笑容,哼哼着说:“爷喜欢腿长腰细肤白多才的小娘子,嗯,就和韩氏那种差不多,也就可以了。”
韩氏?哦,应该是韩湘兰了,楚雄转动着眼珠子,绞尽脑汁的回忆了一番韩湘兰的音容笑貌,娘的,他思来想去,只有一个模模糊糊的大概印象。
尼玛,主上的枕边人,他楚雄就算是吃了熊心豹子胆,也不敢仔细去看啊!
“爷,小的实在是愚蠢之极,是否要加上瓜子脸的条件?”楚雄知道李中易的心情很不错,索性插科打诨,涎着脸逗主上更开心一些。
李中易这个隔壁老李,和杜沁娘的J情,瞒得过任何人,却瞒不过楚雄的眼睛。
原因其实很简单,无论李中易到了哪里,楚雄这个跟屁虫,一定就在附近,赶都赶不走。
想当初,楚雄能够顺利的登上斥喉营指挥使的宝座,如果脑子不灵活,武艺不高强,两眼不明亮,嘴巴不紧闭,别说升官发财了,早就被人才济济的各路神仙,给挤兑下去了。
李中易笑得越来越灿烂,楚雄这小子不愧是个禁令鬼儿,他配合得异常默契,现在就等杜沁娘那条美人鱼儿上勾了!
PS:求赏一张月票,今天至少还有一更。月票多,再加一更。
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