第四百六十三章 杀!
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“这样真的好吗?”看到兴致勃勃的白杨,蓝欣拉住他迟疑道。龙腾小说网ltxs520.com
调戏女孩子啊,会不会太那个什么了?
“你们若是敢伤害我家小姐,我做鬼都不会放过你们!”被蓝欣踩着的哥们听到他俩的对话大声咆哮。
蓝欣脚下用力,把对方差点被踩得背过气去说:“别闹”,然后她又看向白杨。
摸了摸下巴,白杨大概明白蓝欣的意思了,作为女孩子,天生就对牛虻很反感,他俩玩闹可以,但若真做出调戏女孩子的事情就太过了。
于是白杨挠挠头说:“情况是这么个情况,很多‘偷渡客’最初都发下雄心壮志说一定要过上带着狗腿子上街调戏妇女的生活,然而最后一个个实力强大位高权重却没有一个去真正完成一次当初的梦想,反而一次又一次的成为了英雄救美的典范,完全和他们最初的豪言壮志不相符嘛,所以我想圆一次梦想,虽然我貌似没说过这句话,但光说不做不算个爷们,蓝兄你说对吧?”
“偷渡客?”蓝欣抓住一个不懂的词汇一脸茫然。
“这不是重点,重点是如果蓝兄反感的话那就算了”白杨转移话题。
眨眼,蓝欣看着白杨说:“既然白兄想尝试一下,那我就奉陪了,不过先说好了啊,我没干过这种事情,不专业,全靠你发挥了”
“行,虽然我也没干过这种事情,但见过很多,试一试效果如何”
白杨能陪蓝欣玩闹,蓝欣也不介意和白杨玩闹,反正也就是装个样子。
到这里周围的人若是还想不明白是什么情况的话就真的是猪了,一个个超级无语,你俩这是有多无聊才会干出这种让人哭笑不得的事情?
而且你们当着我们当事人的面讨论这种问题真的好吗?考虑过我们的感受吗?我们也是有尊严的好不好……
“两位,你们……”
看着白杨和蓝欣一摇一晃的走向马车那边身穿鹅黄衣衫的漂亮女孩,被蓝欣放过的护卫头子站起来欲言又止,谁特么告诉我该不该阻止?
“别跟来啊,揍你哦”蓝欣转身晃了晃拳头。
一阵风吹过,好尴尬啊,这都什么跟什么乱七八糟的……
众目睽睽下,白杨和蓝欣来到马车前,白杨指着那一脸无语笑容的美少女问:“妹子?叫啥名字啊?年芳几何?是否婚配?家里有几亩地?地里有几头牛?你看哥我也算高大威猛,要不要跟我混,带你装逼带你飞?”
“白兄,这算是调戏吗?为毛我觉得一点威慑力都没有?”蓝欣拉了拉白杨的衣袖小声无语道。
“我看别人都是这么干的,咋啦,不行?”白杨挠头道。
“不知道啊,总感觉不对,你看他们一个个都在笑,一点都不严肃”蓝欣巡视一圈,发现好多人都一脸扭曲,想笑又不敢笑,憋得好难受。
“谁敢笑?粑粑都给打出来!”白杨眼睛一瞪。
他俩这若无其事的样子,让马车上的女孩哭笑不得,说:“大哥哥大姐姐,我们还得赶路呢,求放过好不好?”
女孩也不是笨蛋,哪儿看不出白杨两人纯粹是没事寻开心呢,若真的是匪徒打劫的话,早就砍死一堆人开抢了,叽叽歪歪半天算什么事儿。
“我去,你居然一点都不怕?”白杨瞪眼,一副我这样还不够凶吗的表情。
“我告诉你,我是男的,纯爷们”蓝欣叉腰。
女孩仰天长叹,看着两人说:“看得出来”
“你看出什么了?”白杨好奇问。
女孩眼珠子一转,看着白杨双目亮晶晶的说:“哎,大哥哥,你之前说跟你混?我答应了,然后我还没婚配,家里田地很多,至于有多少头牛就要问下人了……”
“哎?什么情况,不对,想得美”白杨眼睛一瞪,个丫头片子怎么能答应呢?低头看着蓝欣尴尬道:“蓝兄,剧本不对啊,她不怕咋俩,还想跟我们混,天底下哪儿有这样的好事?”
“……”蓝欣一脸看白痴一样的看着白杨,这还不都是你搞出来的。
“大哥哥大姐姐,如今天下不太平,我们也是好不容易逃出白石沟镇的,要不就让我们跟你们混吧,我保证很乖的,我叫……”漂亮女孩打蛇随棍上,想跟着白杨混。
白杨汗了一个,现在的女孩子怎么都这么大胆?赶紧打断道:“我没兴趣知道你是谁,然后你也够了啊,现在我们是土匪,对,老实点,要不然把你大卸八块包饺子”
“饺子是什么啊?”女孩好奇问。
妈的,这样下去不行,白杨看向蓝欣说:“哥们,去,摸她,调戏她”
“我不去”蓝欣摇头。
这就没法搞了,你说装个逼为毛就这么难呢?白杨仰天长叹。
“大哥哥大姐姐,我这里有美酒糕点,你们要不要来吃点?我请”女孩一副赖上两人的架势。
那边护卫头子忐忑的走过来了,在边上站好,欲言又止,眼底有丝丝焦虑闪烁。
白杨眼睛不着痕迹的眯了一下,撇了一眼白石沟镇的方向,没说话,在考虑这个戏要怎么演。
蓝欣就无语了,说:“走吧,别跟这儿丢人了”
然后,她一把抓住白杨的腰带往肩膀上一抗,嗖一下带着白杨跑了。
“哎哎,还没完呢”白杨不甘的大叫。
“没完没了了是吧,我都看不下去了”蓝欣鄙视。
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