第二十五章 友善之臂的吉儿少女
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推开大门,当友善之臂内的那种人们相聚畅谈,和壁炉温暖的气息混合着扑面而来时,陆远一瞬间觉得恍如隔世。龙腾小说网ltxs520.com虽然在这里的人看来,仅仅过去几天时间而已,可是陆远已经离开了快一百年的光阴。
“需要什么?先生。就餐、饮酒、找人还是休息?”
又听到吉儿少女云雀般欢快的声音,陆远打心底泛出喜悦来。
“你好啊,新晋大堂的吉儿小姐。”陆远愉快的打着招呼。
吉尔少女先是疑惑的盯着他的面孔观察了一番,才捶拳表示想明白了……你到底有多单纯啊?随即看到吉儿少女瞪大了可爱的大眼睛,小手叉腰,气势汹汹的纠正道:“是资!深!大!堂!吉尔小姐!还有啊……”吉尔少女瞬间切换死鱼眼,“你是谁啊?人家不认识你,不要叫得这么亲热啦,骚扰女性资深大堂后果可是很严重的哦。”
一边说一边还撸袖子,露出细嫩的小胳膊攥着拳头晃了晃——后果很严重的哦!
“不认识了?陆远?魔法师?流浪卖艺人?变戏法的?”吉儿少女一路的摇头,让陆远深受打击,小女生的记性果然不值得期待啊。
“且,早认出来了,你这幅样子,一看就是……”吉尔少女叉腰,伸出手指做柯南“真相只有一个”姿势,“就是法师大人的哥哥嘛!”
陆远扑倒,这才想起来。自己现在的样子比过去要大上五六岁……
吉儿少女摇摆着食指,自信的接着说道,“作为法师大人的哥哥,没有用心照顾自己的弟弟不说,还将弟弟赶出了家门,独自享用叔父留下的巨额财富。在弟弟依靠卖艺为生,过着饥一顿饱一顿的生活时,自己血脉相连的哥哥却每天都在花天酒地,和女仆做着这样那样让人脸红的事情。等到弟弟凭借着精湛的技艺,终于获得了大家的认可。走向成功时。哥哥却因为挥霍无度。败光了所有的家产,不得不到友善之臂来投奔善良的法师大人。”
吉尔少女一副“法师大人都告诉我了”的样子说道,“留下遗产的叔父”、“吃苦耐劳的弟弟”、“骄奢无度的哥哥”,这么详细的设定你到底脑补了多久啊?!
“谁说我要依靠弟弟啊。咱的戏法比他厉害多了!”被绕糊涂的陆远大声的争辩着。噼噼啪啪的挥动着双手。一条具体而微的大路凭空出现在他和吉儿少女之间,虽然宽不过五寸,可是铺路的沙砾。路边的青草,提供树荫的杨树,各个清晰可辨、栩栩如生。
随着“踏踏踏踏”整齐的响声,两排穿着鲜艳橘红色礼服的卫兵走上了大路,并且逐次的站到了道路的两边,持戟护卫着。几只小天使光着屁股,呼扇着翅膀在大路上飞舞,吹着响亮的号角的同时,还撒下无数的玫瑰花瓣。
“哇”吉儿少女双手紧握,两眼放光的看着面前的奇景,陆远得意的仰着头。哈哈,被我征服了吧?修炼了上百年,咱现在的水平,可不是“弟弟桑”能比得上的呦。
“咔塔咔塔”的奔驰声音响起,一个穿着闪亮的全身铠甲,骑着浑身没有一根杂毛的白马,相貌英俊的男子策马冲上了道路。虽然人和马加起来只有20公分高,可这一身行头和做派,却完美的体现了什么叫“白马王子”。王子驱驰着骏马跑到路的尽头,吉尔少女的面前,甩蹬下马,单膝跪在吉儿少女的身前。“可爱的资深大堂吉儿小姐,请接受我成为你的守护骑士吧!我愿意把我的王国、我的一切献给你,我的剑将只为你而战!”
“我,我愿意!”少女迷离的答应着。
许久,等到幻象都消散了,沉醉的吉儿少女这才慌慌张张的注意到自己做了什么,她抬起头来,正好看到“法师大人可恶的哥哥”露出八颗牙齿,灿烂的笑着,啊啊啊啊,讨厌翻倍了啊!
“我和弟弟谁更厉害?”陆远笑语晏晏的调戏着。
“当,当然还是法师大人!法师大人只要一只手,就能变出比这厉害十倍的戏法!”吉儿少女一本正经的伸出一双小手张开,比划着“十”的数字,意思是“咱非常科学的衡量过,确实是恰好十倍,不会参杂任何感情分的哦。”
“不要欺负她了”,一直在边上看着的暮星不满的拍了一下陆远,见不得他和别的女人这么亲昵。不要说吉儿没有认出陆远来,她刚刚见到陆远的时候,哪怕事先有了心理上的准备,也还犹豫了不短的时间。如果不是刚刚见面时,就被陆远突然袭击的、那异常熟悉的吻冲散了一切,可能两个人现在还在适应阶段,也可能到最后根本就无法适应无法接受也说不定。所以那个突然袭击式的吻真是太关键了。
“哼”,资深大堂吉尔少女看到这个女人和“某流浪法师的哥哥”这么亲密,立刻转移了火力,“你就是那个每天和哥哥做着没羞没臊的事情,让他花光了全部金钱的女仆么?”
“女,女仆?!我不是……”
“不是?那么难道你是……”吉尔少女先是震惊的打量了她,随即脸色通红,头部都好像要冒出蒸汽一样,一言不发的转身跑掉了。
“她觉得我是什么?”暮星扭头疑惑的向陆远追问。
陆远摊摊手耸肩,天知道吉尔少女脑子里想的什么,她的脑补能力早就突破天际了……
“你看起来不大好啊,是中了衰老诅咒么?”
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