第六十四章 属于我的船 中
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“谢特!”看着火柴上燃烧的火焰,和屁股下那个火药桶上长长的一道白色痕迹,终于缓过神来的道格心有余悸的骂了一句,赶快把拿着燃烧火柴的手,离火药桶远些!不过……这真是太棒了!惊吓之后,全身都兴奋起来,毛孔全部张开,真是享受这根顶级雪茄的最好时机!
他学着贵族的样子,用火柴在雪茄下面烘烤均匀,然后一口咬下头部,“噗”吐在底舱顶上,老烟鬼的技术。龙腾小说网ltxs520.com他将雪茄尾巴咬住,美美的点燃。“吸”道格深深吸了一口,让药草的气息温暖了喉咙,再“哈”的一声喷出来!
真是赞!道格小心的将火柴吹熄,然后丢进了底仓的脏水里……他可不想因为不小心点燃了屁股下面的火药桶,将自己爆一个菊花灿烂的姿势!
至于为什么非要坐在火药桶上?虽然我是个木讷的中年人,可我也有一颗寻求刺激,不甘于平静的心啊!道格沉醉在哈瓦那雪茄的醇香之中,欲罢不能。
“咣咣”顺着船舵,传下来两声敲击声,这是船长和他约定的暗号。
可是看看还剩下大半截的雪茄,去你妹的!道格决定不理会船长的命令,再多吸一会儿!这种极品雪茄,燃烧太快是一种亵渎。
“咣咣”等了一小会的麦克以为道格没有听到,又忍不住在轮舵上砸了两下。
“你怎么了?干嘛砸船舵?”陆远忽然突兀的出现在他边上说话,吓得他心脏差点儿蹦出来!
“轮……舵……有些……不大……不大……牢……,谁tm让你上来的!”猛然意识到陆远就站在他后面的麦克。被刺激的跳了起来,指着艉楼下面大吼着。“给我滚下去!立刻!马上!”
“哈哈,我就是来看看风景……别激动!别激动!”陆远摆摆手。笑呵呵的退下了艉楼。
麦克恶狠狠的盯着陆远,直到他走了下去,依旧不解气的“咚!咚!”,在装轮舵的台子上,狠狠的踢了两脚。
“艹!就知道催!”听到船舵上传来两声沉重的响声之后,道格终于没办法继续坐着了!他愤怒的骂了一句!
他惋惜的看着雪茄烟——我这辈子,恐怕就这一次机会,可以吸到顶级的哈瓦那雪茄了!因为船上是不允许吸烟的,最多只能嚼烟草!而我……真的没钱也没门路能买到这种东西。这真是个被上的世界。还有这个狗屁的规定!他忿忿的将雪茄按在了木桶上,熄灭了它。
“欧,谢特!!!”道格冷汗淋淋的看着,他将雪茄熄灭的地方,恰好散落着一些火药,结果火药被炽热的雪茄烟头点燃,在火药桶上冒出了一股青烟……
“哈哈哈哈哈哈”道格干巴巴的笑着,吓的尿都快出来了!“还好……还好……就差这么一点点!”待到青烟散了之后,他看到火药仅仅烧焦了木桶表面的那一点点。凝聚成黑色的渣滓,顿时被死里逃生的庆幸所笼罩!
“你妹的!还是老子命大啊!这感觉真是比搞女人还要刺激!呵呵呵呵呵”他瘫软在那里笑着,忽然屁股下面又响起了“呲呲”的声音,更大股的青烟冒了上来……
“holy!!!”
“轰!!!”火药桶炸成一团橘红色的大火球。和剧烈膨胀的硝烟!道格就像屁股下面坐着火箭一样,笔直的向着头顶上那敞开的底仓气窗冲了过去!
“waaaaaah!!!!”
听到了底仓传来的动静,事先安排好的船员屁颠儿屁颠儿的从二层舱。一口气先绕着房间跑了五圈儿,这才气喘吁吁的冲上甲板。大喊着“船长!不好了!我们触礁了!船底被撞开一个窟窿……咦?”怎么没人觉得诧异?而且人人都用古怪的眼神看着我……
“我在说船底那,都这么看着我干嘛?”
“因为他妈的道格已经告诉我了!他躲在下面抽烟。点着了火药桶!把船底炸穿了!”麦克愤怒的踢了一脚那个敞开的底仓通气口!看着还在向外喷发的白烟烟,一时间不知道该怎么办才好。
明明剧本不是这样的啊!混蛋!
“哇欧!他可真坏!”报信的家伙很没有诚意的说着,一副不在乎的样子。其实他心里正在大叫,我靠,船长的演技超神了!你看那个贵族傻x都被唬的呆住了!“那道格呢?”
“在tm上面!”麦克愤怒的向上一指。
报信的家伙疑惑的抬头,看见一个挂在主桅杆上的东西,样子有点儿眼熟,还滴答滴答的流淌着……
“呕呕!!”他趴在船围栏上,狂吐起来。
陆远脸色的难看的对着麦克摊摊手,“什么状况?我们不会沉没了吧?”
“没事,我保证!”正在从底仓通气口往下看的船长麦克直起身了,“船底被炸开了一个小口子,我们能搞定!但是船要稍微停一下……我们得先把洞堵上才能继续走。”
“好吧……那我回去休息了”,陆远捂着鼻子,指着船长室说道,现在甲板上弥漫着一股焦糊的肉香,可大家一点儿食欲都没有。
“没有什么事儿,不要叫醒我。”说完,他就施施然的向着船长室走去。
麦克在他身后,两眼喷火的盯着!忍了又忍,才愤恨的转过身去,怒吼了一句,“快点tm把那块烤焦的肉排给我摘下来!你们还要让他在上面挂多久!”
陆远回去后,就直接躺下休息了。
不知过了多久,陆远朦胧中听到有几个到门前的声音,让他飞快的清醒过来。他的感知已经被强化到异常敏锐的程度。门外几个人所携带的恶意,他完全能够清晰的感觉出来。
陆远坐了起来。拍了拍面颊让自己清醒,然后整理好衣服。挂上“塔那托斯”刺剑,静静的等待着。
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