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第十章 这次不是我坑你

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“小陆子,小陆子!快点儿起来!”李大娘那穿透力极强的嗓门,仿佛魔音灌脑般直杀进陆远的灵魂,让他顿时觉得万箭穿心!痛苦倒地……

“呕我居然做梦都能梦见李大娘……真是一场噩梦。龙腾小说ltxs520.com”陆远无神的睁开双眼,愣愣的看着房子的屋梁。白天在客栈干活,晚上还要赶去仙灵岛教那个磨人的小妖精(请正确理解),这日子简直没法过了!

他推开小窗户瞄了眼外面的天光,只在天际隐约有一点点亮光,最多清晨五六点的样子。“这么早?果然是在做梦……还是再睡一会儿吧,”陆远翻了个身平躺着,自言自语道,慢慢合上双眼。可须臾之间,隔壁便又传来“duang!duang!”的铁锅重击墙壁的声音!随着每次撞击墙壁向外鼓起,整个屋子似乎都在跟着颤动。

看着从棚顶缓缓飘落的尘土,陆远拿手盖在脸上,“原来不是梦啊。”

“小陆子子子子!!!”李大娘的声音再次贯穿了两家之间的木板墙。陆远和吕岩租住的房间,原本便是客栈隔出来的一个侧开门的房屋,与客栈的厨房仅有一道木板墙之隔。

“来了,来了!”陆远一骨碌爬了起来,飞快的回应道,“给我一刻钟,我洗漱一下便过去!”收到明确的回答,那边这才消停下来。他害怕自己再晚说一会儿,李大娘便会一记穿云掌轰塌墙壁,然后杀过来找他算账!

“我是怎么混成食物链底端的男人的呢?难道我的王霸之气已经耗尽?”陆远对此感到十分不解……但他还是利索的打理好自己,抓起一根辣条叼着换换口气,快步向隔壁的客栈跑去。

来到客栈门口的时候,“呦嘿”陆远乐了。

此刻虽然天色刚刚濛濛亮,可陆远的视线并不受影响。因此他一眼就看见大门的旁边儿,黑乎乎的地儿躺着一个醉鬼。他身上穿着件儿脏兮兮的道袍,正抱着个朱红色大酒葫芦睡得开心。客栈里闹闹哄哄许多人似乎也没有将他吵醒。

“剧情开始了啊。”老陆嘀咕着,毫不犹豫的一脚从酒剑仙司徒钟。也就是这只醉猫的身上跨了过去。

虽然酒剑仙是蜀山有数的高手,但此刻跟他半毛钱的关系都没有。哪怕陆远经由张春霖领悟了酒剑仙的剑气(见加勒比海之卷),并修炼成自己的先天破体无形剑,成为杀招之一。但首先陆远是通过锁住身上中的剑气。通过日日承受剑气的折磨这种方式来参悟的,并非有人特意传授或者偷学;其次张春霖的师父,恐怕也不是这个世界的酒剑仙。

别看游戏里,似乎只因为李逍遥给了他一瓶掺水的桂花酒,司徒钟便传授他“蜀山御剑术”。可能有人会以为。只要自己先给酒剑仙一瓶酒,而且资质不差,就能抢到李逍遥的机缘……你实在是想多了。

酒剑仙司徒钟、南宫煌与李逍遥的父亲李三思是好友,两家其实是世交关系!因此李三思过世,司徒钟帮着照顾一下他的后人,此事完全符合江湖道义而且李三思的师父是剑侠景天,景天的师父是徐长卿(蜀山第二十三代掌门)所以不好意思,李逍遥是正正宗宗的蜀山系仙n代!

……否则蜀山的剑法哪有那么容易外传的。

陆远一进门儿,就看见十几个彪悍的苗人挤在小客栈里,吵吵闹闹的说着完全听不懂的土语。他们或拎着长布包。或裹着厚披风,显然身上都带着刀剑兵刃,样貌也不似善类。一般人光见着这些恶形恶状的人,就要被吓坏。但李大娘当年可是号称铁掌飞凤的侠女,根本不在乎。

她正连比划带拿道具的,跟那个苗人头领沟通。这会儿似乎讲的差不多了,转身领着苗人头领去楼上唯一的那间上房。

“小陆子!”看见陆远进门,李大娘直接大吼一声,把边上的苗人头领吓得一哆嗦。“你给这些人分派好楼下的房间,准备热水。收拾几桌饭菜,蒸一锅大馒头,再去酒坊打二斤酒……”连珠炮似的将一大堆要求砸了过来。“还有你!搞什么慢吞吞的!”

李逍遥这时候正走出他在二楼的房间门,被李大娘的气势震慑当场。面无人色的与陆远隔空对视,两人有些面面相觑……今天的李大娘竟然恐怖如斯!

然后陆远比划了一个“我惹不起你婶婶,你自求多福”的手势,转身钻进厨房去忙活了。

什么?你说没看到剧情开始时,李逍遥被铁锅砸的那一幕不开森?老陆天天都能看到啊……连他自己都被李大娘的铁锅,砸出铁头功国家二级来了。有神马好看的。果然,剧情一如既往的推进着陆远还在厨房里,就听见李大娘在说,“李逍遥,帮忙招呼客人,我去准备酒菜……还有啊,把门口那个臭要饭的撵走,咱们还要不要做生意啦!”

……“嘿嘿嘿”,陆远赶紧从厨房钻出来,躲在一边占着个好座位瞧热闹。看着酒剑仙认出李逍遥后趁机耍赖,李逍遥偷酒给酒剑仙喝,等到酒剑仙一口将整壶酒喝光,李逍遥囧的小脸儿通红的那一幕,陆远笑得打跌。明明知道事情会那样,但是看着邋遢道士戏耍李逍遥那一幕还是特别有喜感。

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