第八十八章 专业黑峨三十年
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“这还用问,”陆远摇头表示你笨,“当然是你被最牛的峨眉盯上了啊!你现在是峨眉碗里的肉,谁还敢动?我看白眉禅师不知道多想收你当徒弟呢?可惜不能够,这才收了你父亲当弟子聊以安慰。”
“原来是这样啊,那我应该开心才对。”李英琼无忧无虑的在山林中转着圈儿,“那么,我的资质是天下第二。谁是天下第一呢?”
陆远继续摇头,表示你已笨的无可救药。他翘起大拇指向上一指,“当然是我陆远啊。”
“哈哈哈,厚脸皮。”林中洒落英琼少女银玲般的串串笑声。
两人这边说笑。穿林过涧。白天在水边生火做饭,晚上宿于星空之下。不知不觉五日过去,两人一猴来到山下。眼看着前方树林外,已经能望见隐约的炊烟人家,即将走出荒山野岭,两个人心里都明亮不少。老马熊也凑趣的在林中窜高伏地。摘了不少野果松子回来庆祝,还用几片树叶将自己包裹了一下,惹的李英琼放声大笑。
忽然之间,前方传来探路的老马猴一声惨叫,还有野兽的咆哮之声。“不好!”李英琼脸色一变,抢先跳了出去。“你在后面慢走,我去前面看看!”说完之后几个纵越,已经消失不见。
“那你倒是把屠龙弩还给我啊。”陆远无奈的摇头。李英琼刚才跑走前,顺手拽走了他背着的弩弓,显然不知道盯了多久喽,这才能逮着机会就直接下手!陆远正想着,忽然身上打了一个冷战,他朝着天空比划了一根中指,加快脚步向前追去。
走出树林,只见一头吊睛白额猛虎脑袋被劈开两半,被老马熊用大手按着。旁边倒着一个道人,不知生死。
而李英琼站在那道人前面,手足无措,一看到陆远出来,立刻向他奔来。“陆书生,我……我好像杀人了!”言语间惊慌失措,显然十分纠结。
原来她出树林之后,见到马熊跟猛虎相斗,开始还感觉十分有趣。后来马熊遇险,李英琼放出紫郢剑斩了猛虎。哪知道这时候,一个道人猛的从边上树林中跳出来,说那猛虎是他样的,二话不说就要马熊偿命,还要捉李英琼回洞府!李英琼放出飞剑,被那道人飞剑挡住。
……然后英琼少女战斗本能发作,她麻利借从身后取出屠龙弩,“逼u”的就是一下,那道士连一声“你丫用暗器!”都没喊出来就被一箭穿心!死的不能再死……
陆远听完,只能摆一个囧字他看着那个叫乔瘦叟的反派,这回居然连名字都没报出来就死了,简直是人间悲剧。估计他也看到李英琼背上背着的弩弓了,以为不过是普通弩弓,完全没当回事。哪知道陆远在改造这把弩弓的时候,为了乔装方便,将所有带灵气的部件全部拆下,误会由此而生。
可惜这把弩双绞臂,合金钢肋,悬浮箭矢,五十步内威力堪比狙击枪!乔瘦叟不幸成了死在这把弩弓之下的第一名修道之士。
“我不是有意的。是那道人先纵虎伤人,又跳出来骂人,我一急之下就……”李英琼咬着嘴唇向陆远解释道。
“等等,等等!”陆远连连摆手先让她停下来。然后绕着李英琼转着圈儿的瞅,看得李英琼莫名其妙。“你看我干吗?我看你为什么这么说话?”陆远一本正经的说道。
“我,我不一直都这么说话吗?”李英琼没好气的说道。她刚刚杀了人,是平生首次,心中并不好受。
“你这么说话没错,可峨眉派的都不这么说话!”陆远趁机又黑了峨眉一把,“你将来是要入峨眉的,不懂峨眉语怎么行?!”
“什么,什么是峨眉语?”李英琼顿时感觉亚历山大加入峨眉还要学外语?“你听我说给你听哈,”陆远摆摆手清清嗓子,一运气摆出一副光伟正的模样,右手掐着剑指一指道人的尸体。“贼道!你摞掠、为害乡间、纵虎伤人,罪有应得!今日借姑娘我的手兵解,速速投胎重新做人!若是下辈子还不悔改,休怪我下次依旧饶不过你!”
“原来他这么坏?”李英琼一听顿时放下心来,杀一个坏人总比杀好人强些。
哪知道陆远奇怪的转过头来看她,“我只是在教你峨眉语我又未见过他,他坏不坏我怎么知道?”
李英琼先是哑然,随即怒火中烧的抓住陆远的脖领子,“不认识你乱说什么!峨眉语啊,”陆远挂在李英琼的手上,依旧微笑的说着,“峨眉的规矩一向是,说你错,你就错,不错也错!邪魔外道不一定都是峨眉杀的,但峨眉杀的一定是邪魔外道……不明白这一点,你成不了合格的峨眉弟子。”
“你,”李英琼纠结万分,不过她也知道,这是陆远在用某种讨人嫌的方式教她道理,所以李英琼还是慢慢将他放了下来。“那如果他真的是一个好人呢?”她低着头,声音低沉的说道。
“那你就对着他的尸体说:对不起,”陆远还是那种讨厌的样子,“你命中该有此劫。天命如此,不过是借我手行之。江湖有缘,来日再见!”
李英琼惊得长大嘴巴,“感情怎么说都是峨眉有道理啊!”陆远十分欣慰,“明白这一点,你就已经是一个合格的峨眉弟子了。至于他到底是好人还是坏人,既然他的人和养的宠物都出现在这里,显然此人的住处应该离此不远。如果你想知道答案,我们前去一看便知一个人无论是好是坏,在他的住处总能看出一二。”
“我……我要知道答案!”李英琼纠结半晌,最后还是定下心来说道。
“那请这边。”陆远辨别了一下足迹,向着东向走去。
“竟然如此诽谤我峨眉”,猛然从前方的树林中飞出一道剑虹,朝着他迎面飞来!
“小贼受死!”
ps:焦虑和失眠,没睡好,今天只一大章。
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