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第九十六章 天上人间 一

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赵敏负责下命令,米兰达负责管理经费,珂雪负责提供装备,陆远负责毫不负责的乱开脑洞——于是神骗局(s.h.i.l.l)就这么华丽丽滴诞生了!

看着h7n9那种有苦却说不出来的表情,老陆只觉得一股凉气灌顶,一直爽到脚底板儿!果然偶尔坑一下别人,能有效缓解精神方面的疾病。龙腾小说ltxs520.com△

可他偏偏还要很一本正经的想起什么,补充道,“听说薛帕德最近在搬砖?你可以把她拉进来,这样神骗局就不缺强力的打手了。而且她跟米兰达合作上也没有问题(?)。如果薛姐无论如何都拒绝的话,你可以跟她说……”陆远考虑到薛帕德有可能真的心灰意冷。那就不好玩了。

“你就说我们能复活她的好姬友安妮和李华梅,那她肯定上钩。”

h7n9顿时对陆远惊为天人——连自己的队友都出卖,你简直不是人!

好啦。事情全部办完。在黎明号搅合一番,顿时有种充电完毕的感觉,是时候回蜀山了。“娜娜,给我来个时间缩短。”陆远喊了一声,娜娜远远的表示没问题!果然,家里有个时间主神,能开鑫大腿就是爽。

正要离开舰桥的时候。陆远却发现有一只落单的御坂妹纸正在舰桥上闲逛!吼吼往常御坂们都要绕着陆远走,今天这只可是你自己撞上来的!要知道黎明号上无人不知陆远的恶习之一,那就是超喜欢欺负御坂妹纸——因为按照他的话讲。御坂们有御坂网络,调戏一只就等于调戏一万只,简直不要太划算!

陆远嘿嘿的笑着凑过去,这只御坂居然还一脸懵懂、带着一点点戒备的看着他。手里拿着什么?一枚硬币?竟然没有拔腿就跑?

“你这只小御坂还是飞机场嘛。”陆远伸手在御坂的茶色头发上用力的揉着,手感真好啊。不过他的眼光却很恶劣的停在御坂平板的胸/部上。“还没牺牲过吧?西语版不要怕牺牲,眼睛一睁一闭就过去了。”要知道御坂军团可有着赫赫有名的“圣杯战争”设定的——每战死一次就升级半个罩杯。

经过长矛星系会战那两次御坂军团全灭的作战之后,御坂军团的罩杯应该已经普遍在b级以上才对。要知道她们的首领御坂8854已经率先昂首迈入e时代!御坂军团如今各个昂首挺胸,波涛胸涌。在这个时候居然还能找到一只飞机场御坂,简直是稀有动物。

“小御坂下次战斗要加油,我很看好你的发展前景哟!”见到娜娜向他打出“准备完毕”的手势,陆远匆匆说了一句。收回一只按着人家头发作怪的大手,转身大步离开……

他没看到——在他身后。那只御坂的脸已经憋成赤红色,还散发着丝丝蒸汽!她茶色的头发间擎掣着闪亮的电弧,咬牙切齿的举起那枚硬币,夹在手指间对准了陆远的后背!手臂上明亮的电弧缭绕……

“姐姐!”突然一只手抓住了她的胳膊,打断了“超电磁炮”的发射准备。

“姐姐你怎么在舰桥上?这里可到处都是禁区,快跟我离开。”新来的御坂拉着被她称作姐姐的御坂,飞快的沿着走廊撤退。“这次多亏了安妮大人帮忙,才能带姐姐上船参观,请务必不要再给安妮大人添麻烦。”御坂妹妹有些唠叨的交代着。而被称作姐姐的小女孩“且”的撇了一下嘴,看起来倒更像妹妹……没办法,她们的姐姐还在上学,而御坂军团已经出生入死无数回,远比“姐姐”要成熟得更快些。

终于,仿佛下定了决心似的,被称作“姐姐”的少女——御坂美琴——猛的停下来,握住了御坂妹妹的手。“妹…妹,我听你们说过圣杯战争什么的…如果下次还有战斗的话,请务必让我参加!”她英姿飒爽的握紧小拳头,“我也想战斗!”

御坂妹妹的眼神儿瞬间瞄了美琴的飞机场一眼,随即转过头去躲开美琴的注视,不大自然的说道,“那……那个太危险了,需要大家投票表决!没错,就是这样。为了姐姐大人的安危考虑,必须要御坂全体投票才可以!”

投什么票啊,御坂网络已经瞬间得出12110:0的悬殊投票结果——全员否定姐姐大人参加圣杯战争的可能性!御坂们纷纷表示,胸残志坚才是吾姐之设定;平胸的姐姐才是好姐姐;被妹妹胸/部碾压的姐姐最有爱了……

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