第五章 借脸一用与送脸上门
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伏羲愣愣的捧着这封没头没尾的锦书，疑惑的问道，“这投书说的是什么意思？朕的脸很长吗？”
“轰。”
随着剧烈的震荡，仿佛有一道无形的波纹，横扫凌霄宝殿九重天。
所有神明全被那股暴虐的灵力定在原地、动弹不得，哪怕是神皇伏羲都不例外！狂风大作之中，吹散了常年笼罩凌霄宝殿的云雾，露出那个高座云上、身穿黄服的身影。
时间仿佛放到极其缓慢，随着震动，众人能清楚的看到凌霄宝殿的靠内屋顶正在一点点向内凹陷、崩开、断裂、破碎随即一只金属巨脚破殿而入，狠狠的踩在了神皇伏羲的脸上！
“嘶！”，这一脚，不知道让多少神心中倒吸了一口冷气！神皇的脸被铁脚踩中时的那大幅度变形，光看着就牙疼！
伏羲毫无准备的、被巨大的铁脚从皇座上一脚踢了下来，狠狠的将脸砸在九重天的玉石地面上！
他的身躯同样坚如精金，竟然将坚如钢铁的地面砸出数百丈的蛛网裂纹！之前不少人都抬头看的时候，唯有扶风还胆战心惊的跪在九重天的地上。因为他就在神皇眼皮子底下，怎么敢随意乱动？因此一直强忍着没敢抬头直到神皇被一只脚踩着，狠狠的砸在了他的面前！
看着神皇七孔流血的被一只巨脚踩住，竟然就横在他的面前！扶风被吓得彻底呆住。
这一刻扶风心中的想法竟然是，“吾皇的脸果然很长”
身高万米的巨大机器人，一只脚踩在凌霄宝殿的屋顶，另一只脚狠狠的踏破屋顶踩穿进去！一脚踩翻神皇之后，指挥的赵灵儿爽到头顶心儿！她兴奋的抬起双手从外面看，就是“他”正弯腰伸出两只巨大的铁手，准备将屋顶从破口处撕开。巨大金属人上摩云天，脚踏大地。这个钢铁机器人之巨大，已经完全超出了深空机动部队，乃至高达、变形金刚等人形兵器的范畴，或许只有“泰坦”才是合适的称呼。
如果伏羲神皇能吐槽，大约会说，“你这脚绝对不止两百码！”老陆大概会还一个白眼，难道你那张好几十米长的马脸，就是四十二码了？神皇伏羲的本体也如女娲一般，可同样是一个无比巨大的洪荒巨人！
“佛祖！佛祖！大喜，大喜啊！”西天大雷音寺，伏虎罗汉一阵风的冲进大雄宝殿内，连连呼喊。
一见到如来佛祖，他直接竹筒倒豆子的将看到的凌霄宝殿这边发生的事情，麻利的全说了出来。“佛祖，这可是千载难逢的机会啊！我刚才看了，那个大铁人水火不侵，刀枪不入，更兼力大无穷，神界神仙全都束手无策！但是我们有至宝七彩婆娑啊！这简直就是老天爷送上门来的机会！
七彩婆娑最善以柔克刚，降服那大铁人绝对不在话下！如此既能为我西方佛界添一件神兵利器，又能顺便踩那神皇伏羲一头，两全其美！佛祖，机不可失，失不再来啊。”
听见伏虎连声规劝，加上如来自己探查，发现那大铁人确实只是在拆凌霄宝殿，并未展现别的神通，他顿时心动起来！
“走，我们去助伏羲施主一臂之力！降妖除魔，人人有责。”如来佛祖取出一件离合无定的七彩光团说道，这正是西方佛界的至宝“七彩婆娑”。
“佛祖说的对，正是咳咳要助伏羲施主一臂之力。”
于是四大金刚、数百罗汉簇拥着如来佛祖，浩浩荡荡的向着东天凌霄宝殿所在的方向飞去。如来佛祖还不放心，顺手又将大雷音寺的大雄宝殿也带上这个宝殿全数用赤铜浇铸而成，内部空间数百丈，固若金汤，同样也是一件防御型的异宝！
他们表面从容、心中焦急。从西天到东天，一路风驰电掣，竟然片刻功夫便到了。
眼看着大铁人还在一脚踩在凌霄宝殿内，在拆房子。如来佛祖取出“七彩婆娑”，念一句“南无”，就待祭起砸过去“佛、佛祖！等等啊！千万别砸！”长眉罗汉忽然冲出队列，死死的抱住了如来佛祖的胳膊。“您开慧眼看看那大铁人腰上挂的是不是，是不是那柄剑？！”
“还有剑？”所有和尚一齐看过去，然后数百颗光亮的脑袋上，齐齐泛起亮晶晶的汗水。只见那座铁人的腰上，真的挂着一把巨剑样式跟二十年前浮在天上，一剑砍死降龙和尚的那把剑，看起来简直一模一样！
“真真的是？伏虎！你踏马是不是看中了老子的位子？！想把老子坑死然后上位啊！”长眉和尚抓狂的吼道，“啊！不好！它转过头来啦！”
原来在西天诸佛议论纷纷的时候，大铁人已经停下了拆房，一点点儿的转过头来，看向西天诸佛。那双眼睛，居然吓死人的放出数百丈的光芒！好吧，没人见过探照灯。
“咳咳”所有的和尚被吓得鸦雀无声，最后还是如来佛祖硬着头皮出面，合十说道。“这位施主，贫僧与弟子们只是路过。”
“滚！”
一声怒吼！众罗汉只觉得被巨浪迎面拍中，不由自主的翻着跟头向后飞去。如来脖子一缩，干脆混在众人中，一同飞向远方。大铁人这一声吼，竟如无数串起来的雷霆般连绵不绝的追着和尚们炸响。多亏了有如来暗中维持，才没有人被丢出去。眼看着离开了几千丈后，如来猛的擎出大雄宝殿，将自己和众弟子一股脑的装了起来。
随即大雄宝殿化作一道金光，向着西方飞去。
哪怕众人都躲进赤铜殿内，可那连续不断的雷霆撞击在大殿外面，还是震撼得整个金属大殿动摇西晃。所有和尚，人人胆战心惊，只觉得这次出门，简直就是最大错误！而导致这个错误的伏虎罗汉，早就被憎恨的目光，戳得千疮百孔。
就在众僧以为终于平安的时候，如来忽然感觉一股极大的危机，朝着大雄宝殿袭来！
他想也不想就大吼一声“趴下！”，并身先士卒的低头卧倒！还好西天众僧也算是训练有素，竟然齐刷刷的如卧草般，瞬间就躺倒一地！
只听见“刺啦”撕裂金属之声，森寒的剑光从众僧的头顶掠过，人人头皮发凉！忽然间狂风吹进殿内，光明大作，大雄宝殿的上半截竟被随手一剑给规整的切了下来！
“疾！疾！疾！疾！疾！疾！疾啊！”
再也顾不上其他，在无数和尚加持怒吼之下，大雄宝殿的下半截带着诸位和尚疯狂加速，刹那消失得无影无踪。
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