第十一章 他回来了 上
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每个人都知道今天是某个人要回来的日子,因此除了必须出现的人,主神艾罗娜、主机黎明女士、代船长八云紫三巨头之外;无论是跟陆远有亲密关系的像赵敏、安妮、李华梅、毒岛等等;还是专门来看热闹的珂雪、御坂、催化剂等等,都不约而同的在早餐后三三两两的聚集到舰桥上,等着那人在离开三年后正式回归。
两侧的时间流速不对等,陆远在异世界消耗接近三百年光阴;而黎明要塞,也差不多过去了三年的时间。如果不是陆远跟任寿搅基那两百多年被艾罗娜快进,恐怕这一侧消耗的时间也不止三年。
因为陆远在决战前忽然切断了与黎明号的联系,后面基本处于失联状态。虽然后来逆向穿越世界时,曾请求过黎明号支援,让大家知道他安然无恙,此外陆远的情况便一无所知。如今大家聚集在这儿,虽然没人说,但大家肯定是想先确认陆远的健康情况,其次么……就是要看他是不是又带回来什么不该带的东西,再决定是天诛、还是天诛、还是天诛……
至于陆远走之前说的,“寻找能战争莫那人的办法”,目前被集体无视。
“为什么她们一下子变得那么……严肃?”有男人的声音说道似乎舰桥上,混进来什么奇怪的东西?
两个身穿“钢铁侠”护甲的男子,在舰桥上一坐一站。坐着的那个军姿标准,沉默无声;而站着的那个没戴头盔,剪着整齐的胡须,帅气中带点儿雅痞的中年男子。
除了托尼·斯塔克,不可能有别人。
“我知道,我知道,是那个能做决定的人终—于—要回来了,对吗?”他自说自话的继续说道,声音越来越大,像是在做一场讲演。“可女士们,先生们!时不我待!在你们吃早餐、闲坐的时间里,曼哈顿正在燃烧!纽约正在燃烧!美国,正在燃烧!我们需要支援!”
安妮几个随意看了看他,又转开视线,继续做刚才的事。他那试图进行煽动的讲演,完全没有引发任何反应。
“好吧,缺乏共鸣,”斯塔克有些尴尬的耸耸肩,小声说了一句,“看来这里没有美国人。”他看着离他最近的黎明女士,继续唠叨着。“这位女士,你的祖先是荷兰人?英国人?德国人?e_on,看你们的样子,身上肯定有地球人的血统我专门学过遗传学,看你们的眼睛和头发就知道你们骗不了我!哦……”
黎明女士礼貌的对他笑笑,斯塔克这才发现被他唠叨的这位女士有多么美丽!他刹那被笑容惊艳,连大脑都卡壳了一下。不过斯塔克就是斯塔克,他几乎在三秒钟之内便调整好自己的风度至于美国末日什么的……瞬间被丢到脑后。
“女士,请允许我自我介绍一下。托尼,托尼·斯塔克,但人们喜欢叫我‘钢铁侠’,我喜欢这称呼。你知道的,就是维护世界和平,惩恶扬善之类的,我以此为毕生使命。”敏锐的觉察到黎明女士似乎对这个话题毫无兴趣,斯塔克马上转换话题,“虽然我不想说,但你知道,我在曼哈顿有一栋用我的名字命名的大厦……哦,抱歉,它现在可能不存在了;好吧,但我依旧是美国第二……等等,该死的谷歌!第三……等等,该死的非死不可!
第四,我发誓我保住了第四的位置!”
“很高兴认识你,斯塔克先生。”黎明女士露出一点为难的样子。
“托尼,你可以叫我托尼。”斯塔克还在大献殷勤。
“抱歉,托尼,”黎明女士温和而得体的说道,“鉴于您正在上升的荷尔蒙,我不得不提前告知您,您正在想的一切都是错误我是人工智能。”
“…o…k…这很棒,人工智能。我是说,这艘船很不错!”斯塔克飞快的转了半圈儿,快速的远离黎明女士。他尴尬的嘟囔着。“该死的,人工智能竟然做的这么棒?贾维斯,为什么你不长快点儿?将人工智能设定成女性,上帝这是个好主意……嗨,抱歉,我不是有意的。”
他走的又快又急,无意中挡在了某个御坂妹妹前进的路线上。御坂之寒冰视线发动,斯塔克豁免失败,词不达意两轮。对女人总是风度翩翩的斯塔克立刻道歉,并不死心的再度发出邀请道。“我是托尼·斯塔克,发明家,钢铁侠,美国第四富豪!小姐,我能有幸邀请你共进晚餐吗?”
御坂妹妹一如既往的面无表情,用毫无升降调的语气说道,“我还没成年,叔叔我不约。”
斯塔克再度被秒杀!
他狼狈得逃出很远,“这不可能,看那成熟的胸/部”,他双手不可思议的在胸口比划了一下,“现在的少女都发育得这么夸张吗?这世界到底怎么了?”
“这位先生,你的行为已经对御坂构成。”旁边背对着他的女性转过身来,赫然又是一个有容的御坂妹妹!
“回来了!”艾罗娜忽然站起身来,惊喜的说道。
舰桥上光芒乍亮,渐渐露出两个身影。
ps1:下个月争取恢复到每天双更。
ps2:一直没有和大家方便的交流方法,我的新浪微博最近想用起来,想做认证,但一个关注都没有。不麻烦的书友顺手加一下吧,新浪的微博,名字是“黑袍老雷”。谢了!()
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