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第七十一章 落下帷幕

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“那可是凤凰!你竟然把邓布利多的鸟拔光了毛?!”

“别胡说!熟归熟,乱讲话我也要告你诽谤!”老陆叼着雪茄蛮横的说道,“明明是这只火鸡自己不小心掉陷阱里,我是为了救它,才拔光它的羽毛。”不过他又想到什么似的,噗嗤一声笑了出来。“话说这只凤凰为什么叫福克斯(o)啊?o不是狐狸吗?还有,叫福克斯应该是雌性吧?这只火鸡可是公的啊。”

老陆想起在铁血联盟的世界时,遇到的那个漂亮的女佣兵就叫福克斯。因此在他印象中,福克斯应该是女性才对。

凤凰被拔光后,唔……性别一览无余。哈利听到后,同样眼神不受控制的朝福克斯的那个部位望去。“啾啾!!!”似乎是能听懂他的话,感到不堪受辱!福克斯身上的火焰烧得越来越烈,终于在撕心裂肺的一声鸣叫之后,轰的自爆了!爆炸的火焰冲天而起,然后纷纷攘攘的落成了一堆灰烬……

“啊”一群人齐齐目瞪口呆,“不就是裸奔吗,咋就自爆了恁?这只鸟气性也太大了吧?”

不过片刻后,就在众人围观灰烬啧啧称奇的时候,又有“啾啾”的鸣叫声从灰烬内传来。

“福克斯重生了!”哈利第一个明白过来,他开心的大喊着,因为他见过凤凰福克斯死而复生。随着他的话,一只火红的幼鸟拱破了灰烬,钻了出来。它先是愤怒的瞪了老陆一眼,然后看看自己身上重新被小羽毛覆盖,又开心的唱起歌来。

“我去。”一众人等集体无语。

正所谓“双渣大战巨蛇怪,最后超神是火鸡”啊。

“霍格沃兹密室被打开事件”就此落下帷幕。

吉德罗·洛哈特再度怒刷了一波存在感!这次不但展现了他“超强的近身战斗能力”,还曝光了他“背后的组织”,一时间众说纷纭。霍格沃兹魔法学校可是英国魔法侧最大也是唯一的魔法院校,因此造成的影响还要超过“尖叫棚屋事件”。

如今的问题已不在于洛哈特能提升多少影响力,而在于魔法侧就这么大,他已经没有太多可提升的空间。全英国魔法侧超过九成的人都被他安利过,小伙伴们纷纷表示,洛哈特是时候去坑外国人……不,是进军国际了!

还是放英国人一条生路吧……

他们拍的电影也顺利上映。不,应该说是顺利连载。电影播放,这个被陆远当成是笑话的问题,却让《预言者日报》的编辑轻松解决。谁说电影不能连载的?我们可以啊!

陆远这是被“常识”给遮住了视野。

哈利世界的魔法照片是底片用特殊的魔法药水冲洗而成,效果上等同于gi动画图片,能够记录并循环播放五秒左右的影像而一部长达两个多小时的电影,也就是1500张照片而已!因此在《预言者日报》的推动下,魔法侧第一本影音图书《双雄》正式面世!

再度引发销售狂潮……

或许是因为特效处理之后,影像的魅力无与伦比,远远超过文字!这一波销售狂潮直接平推了整个欧洲!洛哈特的粉丝终于遍布五湖四海,甚至打入敌人内部他被罗马尼亚的吸血鬼公主疯狂迷恋并邀请,不得不辞去霍格沃兹黑魔法防御课教授的职务,远赴罗马尼亚度假。

于是“霍格沃兹黑魔法防御课遭到伏地魔的诅咒,每个老师只能任教一年”的传统,被顺利延续下来。因为洛哈特此刻的声望甚至能与邓布利多媲美,如果他不主动辞职,那他应该是打破这个传说的最佳人选。

还有什么事情来着……对了!还有那个藏着伏地魔分魂的黑皮日记本,控制金妮、放出蛇怪的黑魔法物品!那件东西实际上是伏地魔的魂器之一,在陆远二人将蛇怪抽筋扒皮之后,给一起打包带走了。

这可是整个事件的核心道具无论是始终藏在幕后的邓布利多,还是作为黑手的马尔福家族,都明里暗里的托人向二人组讨要过。为了获得这样物品,他们都愿意付出某些代价来交换。

但陆远二人已经没办法交出笔记本来,因为那个本子如今被泡在一盆水里。

那个水的学名叫“4号圣水”。

如今黑皮笔记本已经“融化”大半,当人靠近水盆的时候,甚至还能听见依稀的哀嚎声!每个听过的人,都脸色惨白,被吓得说不出话来!用圣水融化灵魂,这可以比千刀万剐还痛苦一万倍的刑罚!仅仅是想一下就让魔法师们头皮发麻!因此他们立刻变得有多远就躲多远!

要知道当初教会大规模烧死魔法师时,用的就是各种圣水破魔。4号圣水,针对的可不仅仅是黑魔法……

据说虽然教会也如东方修仙界般没落了,但魔法侧却无人敢去招惹教会。就因为传说在梵蒂冈的地下,还储存着四百万加仑(1.5万立方米)的圣水!型号从1号到16号一应俱全!这就是组织化积累资源的威力。

因此哪怕教会失去了神秘侧力量,但只要给教士们每人配发一把水枪,教会依旧有能力平推里世界!

对此,老陆摸着新制作的“无尽水瓶”笑而不语。

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