第一百九十章 胡说
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第一百九十章胡说
“胡说？你的法号叫胡说？哈哈哈！”指着那满脸尴尬的小和尚，司徒伶俐不禁哈哈大笑了起来，“你怎么不叫胡言胡语？不对，胡吃才对嘛！哈哈哈，胡说，太逗了……”
不料，听了司徒伶俐的话，那胡说反倒是一脸严肃的道：“胡言胡语胡吃，都是小僧的师兄。龙腾小说网ltxs520.com”
胡说的话，不由惹得司徒伶俐又是一阵爆笑，看来这胡说就是南寺当中的胡字辈了。
“不管你是胡吃还是口吃，你一个出家之人，也不能躲在这偷吃烤？这可是犯戒了呦。”看着面前的胡说小和尚，司徒伶俐指了指地上的那只烤鸡，笑意盈盈的问道。
“阿弥陀佛，出家人慈悲为怀。”那胡说朝着天际行了个佛礼，又宣了声佛号，道：“这鸡死于荒郊野外，小僧又怎忍心让其暴尸荒野，死无葬身之地？如此，小僧也只有忍者犯戒之苦，将其埋于腹中，以腹为墓，让其安息。阿弥陀佛，善哉，善哉。”
看那胡说一脸大义凛然，悲痛慈悲的样子，如果不是唐瑾几人刚刚看到他拿着烤鸡大吃特吃的样子，没准还真被他骗过去了，以为他是一个什么高僧呢。
“呵，呵呵……胡说大师，您还真是慈悲为怀呢。”嘴角抽搐了一下，司徒伶俐缓缓说道。
“佛经上说，佛祖曾割肉喂鹰，这才是慈悲，小僧距离佛祖，那差那么一点点。”胡说将右手举起，大拇指抵在小拇指尖上，做出一点点的样子，就如同司徒伶俐真是在夸他一般。
闻言，司徒伶俐翻了个白眼，她还真没见过面皮如此只厚的人。而唐瑾则是面带微笑的看着这胡说，觉得这胡说是个很有意思的小和尚。
“行了，别在那慈悲不慈悲的了，我们也不会给你告你们寺庙的方丈主持，我们只是上这南寺当中暂住几天，你犯不犯戒跟我们也没有什么关系。”摆了摆手，唐瑾转身向院子里走去，道。
唐瑾几人也不会无聊到抓住这胡说小和尚，将其交给南寺主持，小和尚犯不犯戒跟唐瑾几人也没有什么关系。跟小和尚说了这么多，也只不过是闲得无聊，打打趣罢了。
“施主才是真正的慈悲为怀啊。”不曾想听了唐瑾的话，那胡说竟然满脸笑容的小跑到唐瑾身边，弓着身子道：“跟施主比，小僧这些小慈悲，便算不得什么了。也只有施主这样的慈悲，才能理解小僧的慈悲啊……”
看着这胡说小和尚满嘴是油，一脸媚笑，走之前都不忘拿起地上还没吃完的烤鸡，一边提着烤鸡，一边跟在自己身边的样子，唐瑾不禁摇头笑了笑。
“喂！小和尚，他慈悲，难道本小姐就不慈悲了吗！”
“慈悲，真慈悲，姑娘也是有大慈悲的人啊，小僧这一打眼，就看出来了。姑娘年轻貌美，蕙质兰心，真乃这天下一等一的好姑娘啊！”
“呵呵呵，小和尚真会说话，你才见过几个姑娘，还天下一等一的好姑娘。”
“……”
一行人走回了院子里，唐瑾让小钰从屋子里搬出桌子，摆好凳子，左手一挥，那本来空空如也的桌子上便出现了满满一桌子的酒菜。
这些酒菜都是唐瑾出来之前，从大唐皇宫里让御厨做完，放进去的。因为储物戒指里的空间是凝滞的，所以这些菜拿出来的时候，还都是热乎乎的，冒着热气呢。
看着桌子上的酒菜，胡说狠狠咽了口口水，呆愣愣的道：“施主好神通啊，这一桌子酒菜，说变就变出来了，不知道施主可否把这一手交给小僧？让小僧为施主的神功鞠躬尽瘁，发扬光大？”
现在，胡说心里想的就是，自己要是学会了这一手，那以后还用偷偷摸摸的烤鸡？想吃什么，只需要大手一挥……
看胡说一脸渴望的样子，唐瑾笑了笑，找了个位置坐下后，说道：“我这可不是什么神通，这是我之前就放在身上的酒菜。来，大家都坐，胡说你也坐，相逢便是缘，咱们好好喝上两杯。”
“有缘，有缘。”那胡说小和尚也没有客气，找个位置就坐下了，连连说道：“我们佛家就是讲究这个缘字啊。有缘，有缘啊。”
胡说一边看着桌子上的大鱼大肉咽口水，一边说着自己佛家怎么怎么样，看的唐瑾和司徒伶俐几人都是一阵大笑，这个小和尚，还真是极品呢。
“哈哈，吃吧，吃吧，别看着了，来，尝尝这酒，这个酒可是我从我家带来的，叫醉仙酿，可是极品好酒啊。”
在唐瑾说了吃之后，那胡说小和尚也不客气，便开始双手齐动，吃了起来。这小和尚还是酒肉皆沾，接过唐瑾递去的酒也不含糊，对着酒壶就开始喝了起来。
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