第182章 侠女与泼妇
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第182章侠女与泼妇
俗话说酒壮怂人胆，醉打金枝的故事就基于此——唐朝名将郭子仪的儿子郭暧娶了升平公主，这位金枝玉叶嫁到郭家后丝毫没有做媳妇的觉悟，动不动就对丈夫、公公、婆婆乱发脾气，这让郭大少爷很不爽，平时不敢欺君犯上，可喝了那“忘情水”就得另说，借着酒意，把公主拖回房里就是一顿胖揍——叶大公子也是将要当驸马的人了，同病相怜，他是真的进入了剧情，想象着自己就是郭嗳，银屏就是那升平公主，把郭暧是抬了又抬，把升平是贬了又贬，总结起来就一个意思，女人三天不打，就该上房揭瓦，对于家里有那河东狮吼的败家娘们，那就该时刻预备两瓶二锅头。更多小说ltxs520.com
挨打的可是女人，素月听了心里能舒服？
“公子，月儿教你练剑吧？”
练剑？郭暧还没打完升平呢，咋就不让讲下去了？哥们讲故事挺有感染力的啊，难不成月儿不喜欢这些东西？不过能练剑也还不错，距选驸之期没几天了，临阵磨枪，不快也能光啊。
“公子，月儿的这套剑法叫星河剑。”
叶府练武场上，素月劲装打扮，英姿飒爽，她手持短棍，状似严师；至于叶羽却不像高徒，那双眼睛流连着素月那高隆的胸口、挺翘的玉臀——素月内功深厚，自是不避寒暑，为了方便，她身上仅着汗衫——平时咋就没发现月儿像今天这般诱人？看来制服真有吸引，要不回头给月儿准备一身警服？
“啪！”素月挥舞着棍棒敲在了叶羽臀上。
纵使不痛，可事关男人颜面，叶羽瞪着素月非要跟她说道说道。
“剑术一道，最忌三心二意，月儿既然要传你剑术，你就必须要记住月儿说过的每一句话，争取将星河剑的威力发挥到最强。”素月争强好胜，看叶羽学的莲花步如此精妙，她绝对不能输给明空那可恶的女人。
“我是你男人。”
“练武场上只有师徒，没有夫妻，如果你不好好学，那月儿绝对不会手下留情的。”
看着渐渐化身“女王”的素月，想想昨日被三丫头逼着认识草药的事儿，叶羽差点没哭了，老子碰到的这都是什么女人？练武场上是师徒，到了床上总是夫妻了吧？你看你男人如何大振夫纲。
素月所学甚杂，剑法更是一绝，这套星河剑法堪称她剑法的精髓——星河？顾名思义，天上银河，白光如匹、如练，映照大千世界，万物无所遁形——她使将出来，端的是羚羊挂角，无迹可寻，配合日光，星星点点真真如那漫天繁星，叶羽看的有些痴了，懂不懂不好说，他就觉得震撼，原来这小妮子也是深藏不漏啊。
有一句话叫江山易改本性难移，叶大公子上课时爱走神的毛病总也改不掉，看着素月剑法，他不由想到了七星之武曲，月儿如此本事在说起他时尚且不自觉的恐惧，这老混蛋得厉害到什么地步？
“公子，星河剑法中意而不重形，可对于初学者，每一招每一式都必须牢牢记住，等你能将所有招式融会贯通，牢记于心，此时不记形而有形，星河剑意不发而发，在此基础上才能推陈出新，真正做到无迹可寻，月儿先将第一式演示一遍，你用心记着。”
叶羽漫不经心，点头应是……
素月收棍，她走到叶羽跟前，“公子，你来一遍月儿看看。”
“月儿，你干什么？”
“你…你气死我了。”
“啪”的一声，叶羽又挨了素月一棍子……
“这第一式总共十二个变化，你竟然错了七个。”
“啪”，又是一棍子……
在叶羽想来，学剑么，差不多就行了，可素月却务必要他做到尽善尽美，这一天除了中午稍事休息——午餐时银屏公主不停的拿眼睛瞄他，他都没得着空隙回应几眼——他就在练武场上度过了，记不清挨了素月多少棍子，直到太阳西斜，他才将星河剑第一式练了个滚瓜烂熟。
“公子，咱们明天学习第二式。”
星河剑法一共九式，按照叶羽的想法，怎么也得一天三式吧？可这个想法刚刚出口就遭到了素月的白眼，“贪多没好处，前三式是筑基，绝对不能贪快，相公，想要在战场上压敌人一筹，平日里焉能不下苦功？”
叶羽明白这个道理，可他却忍不住想，明空叫老子莲花步不就是填鸭式教学么？哥们那不也学的挺好的？又想想今天的挫折，他很无奈的发现，自己似乎天生就是那“脚底板抹油”的坯子。不过叶大公子也明白了一个道理——前世的他为什么考不上清华、北大？就是因为没有月儿这般的好老师啊，要是想当初也被这般逼迫，不要说清华、北大了，就是剑桥、哈佛也不在话下啊。
“相公，今天辛苦了吧？晚上你来月儿房里，月儿给你推拿一番。”
素月转变非常之快，刚出练武场，她就褪下师傅的外衣换上了小媳妇的打扮。
“不辛苦，当然不辛苦，痛并快乐着呀。”叶羽“咬牙切齿”的看着素月，他一把抱起她的腰，抬手就在她屁股上来了几巴掌。
“相公，你讨厌，又打人家屁股。”
“打是亲，骂是爱么，”叶羽捏了捏素月脸蛋儿，“今天晚上相公好好疼你。”
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