第275章 你去刑部吧
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第275章你去刑部吧
叶羽心情不错，闻言也不着恼——人家再不济也是个皇帝，就算着恼又能怎的？人就得能屈能伸，该装孙子的时候就得装回孙子。龙腾小说网ltxs520.com
“老爷子，哪个不长眼的敢惹您不痛快。”叶羽昂首挺胸，一副我是金牌打手的样子。
太宗皇帝想笑，又觉得不合时宜，他清了清嗓子，“你去刑部大牢里待几天吧。”
“父皇……”银屏公主大惊，父皇不是说要替羽郎撑腰的吗？
太宗皇帝示意女儿勿需多言，被叶羽放了好几天鸽子，要是不修理修理他，皇帝的颜面往哪搁？可接下来他又觉得纳闷，刑部大牢很值得期待么？你小子干嘛笑得这般没心没肺？
“老爷子，你这就要给我升官了？”叶羽激动的舔了舔嘴唇，“男人出将入相，也不枉在这红尘走上一遭，出将干过了，真想不到这么快就能入相了，老爷子您这是打算让我当刑部尚书啊还是刑部侍郎？官场怎么也得讲个论资排辈，资历是关键，尚书就算了，马马虎虎给个侍郎干干……”
叶羽说的吐沫横飞，太宗皇帝以及伤心欲泣的银屏都有种石化的感觉，这小子是不是失心疯了？
“朕要你闭嘴！”太宗皇帝胡子都要翘起来了。
“啊……老爷子，难道你觉得我不能胜任刑部的工作？其实我也觉得干不来，刑部是酷吏的天下，我觉得您还是给我安排个闲散的官职比较好，毕竟我家里还有那么一大摊子事儿呢。”
“刑部的大牢里闲散，你就给朕在大牢里待着吧。”
叶羽一口气差点没倒腾上来，这天上一脚地上一脚的，也太突然了吧？“老爷子，你确定你没在开玩笑？”
“浑小子，你当朕是什么？”太宗皇帝瞪了叶羽一眼，“君无戏言。”
“父皇不要！”当事人还没怎么着呢，银屏“扑通”一声跪在了太宗皇帝跟前。
“真是女生外向。”太宗皇帝叹息一声，他扫了叶羽一眼，没好气的哼了一声，似是自言自语的嘟囔了一句，“真不知道你被这小子灌了什么迷魂汤。”
叶羽真气耗损过甚，耳力自是大不如前，看到太宗皇帝嘴动，却听不清说的是什么，“老爷子怎么对我这么大的意见？女生当然得外向了，婆家才算她的家啊。”
太宗皇帝拉起银屏，他疼惜的看着女儿，“皇儿，四海承平，皇权至上，父皇一言即可让万千人头落地，可而今皇权旁落，文武百官阳奉阴违，令难行、禁难止，父皇百年之后，你皇兄如何驾驭这班朝臣？”
叶羽当然清楚大梁的局势，可太宗皇帝亲口说出来却带给他更大的震撼，老爷子这是想杀人灭口？还是对“亲亲女婿”的耳提面命？叶羽忍不住瞅了银屏一眼，以后真得对她好一点，争取做到夫妻同心。
“紫阳匹夫纠合满朝文武向朕施压，朕就顺他们的意，将你这小子送入刑部的大牢…”
“父皇，那羽…他什么时候才能出来，会不会在牢里吃苦？”
太宗皇帝扫了叶羽一眼，“在朕面前尚且如此放肆，刑部有谁能奈何他？”
怪不得老爷子今儿这般推心置腹呢，原来是想让哥们当炮灰啊，叶羽心里快哭了，在你面前放肆是掐准了你不会真的拿自己人开刀，可大牢里怎么一样？哥们功力亏损，万一碰上穷凶极恶的犯人，哥们有那自保的能力么？叶羽很想认怂，可当着自己女人的面有些拉不下脸来。
“朕就是要让天下人知道国法大于一切，王子犯法庶民同罪，朕倒要看看，七大氏族有谁家子弟还敢冒天下之大不韪。”
这难道就是传说中的杀鸡儆猴？叶羽可不想承认自己是鸡，他在心里掰着大拇指暗赞老爷子当真老谋深算，想想能体会一番牢狱的生活，叶大公子又有些期待。
“老爷子，有所谓，居庙堂之高，则忧其民，处江湖之远，则忧其君，我是进亦忧退亦忧，然何时而可乐？先天下之忧而忧，后天下之乐而乐。”
范仲淹这《岳阳楼记》千古传唱，尤其最后两句，更是经典中的经典，太宗皇帝双目一凛，真想不到这吊儿郎当的小子竟还有一副忧国忧民的好心肠；银屏美眸更是异彩连闪，出口成章，这可丝毫做不得假吧？小嘴念叨着叶羽这最后两句话，她恨不得立马扑到叶羽怀里，然后…狠狠打他一顿，平日就不说跟人家讲这么精彩的话语。
看到太宗皇帝父女的反应，叶羽发觉骚包过头了，这后边还有什么名句没？书到用时方恨少，早知道当初就报考中文系了，看着媳妇和老丈人那期待的目光，叶羽硬着头皮，“男儿于世，当马革裹尸还，为陛下分忧，小侄…小婿当鞠躬尽瘁，死而后已。”
没有范仲淹的大气，叶羽后边这话就有点无赖了，证实那拳拳报国之心的同时他口称小婿，就是希望老爷子看在亲戚份上能开一路绿灯。
“老爷子，您还能不能答应小婿几个条件？”
太宗皇帝心情正美，更何况也觉得委屈了叶羽，哪会拒绝他的提议？
“您能不能让刑部大牢里给准备个单间？我不习惯跟别的男人挤一个牢房的。”
太宗皇帝点了点头。
“小婿吃饭比较挑剔，恐怕吃不惯牢里的饭菜，拜托您能给开个小灶么？马马虎虎弄个三菜一汤就可以里，最好十天之内不重样。”
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