第两百八十九章 奇葩的两家子
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老爸看着两个小人儿比划笑着说道:“那真是够大的,大家快点洗手吃大鱼”。说完便把头上的牛仔帽挂在了架子上,走到水池边洗起了手来。
等着大家围到了桌子边上,老妈和姐姐便开始盛饭盛鱼,大大的两盆子鱼段在加上一盆子鱼头豆腐汤,甚至还有一大碗的红烧鱼籽。泰迪和汉斯进宝三个则分到了鱼尾巴那段,至于大金和小金兄弟两个老妈则是把鱼肠收拾了下稍微烤了烤算是两个家伙的晚餐了。
围着饭桌的五个小皮猴子等一开饭的时候就忙碌了起来,他们吃的都是鱼肚子上面全是大刺,很容易便挑了出来,一边吃着鱼肉一边扒着米饭,老妈看着杰瑞和艾米丽两个小毛头熟练的用着筷子挑着大鱼刺笑着说道:“这乍一看,杰瑞艾米丽真跟我们家人一样,你看着用筷子跟彤彤几个一个样,都是反着来的”。
姐姐夹了块鱼籽对着老妈说道:“每个孩子都是反着用筷子一看就是妈妈你的成果”。
冉冉和杰瑞两个人大一点都是老老实实的坐在椅子上吃,妮妮和彤彤还有艾米丽则是跪在椅子上扒拉着碗里的饭,彤彤刚吃完了一块鱼肉便拿起了小勺子去抅着想去舀鱼籽。
老妈看到了立刻说道:“小孩子家家的别吃鱼籽,吃了容易笨”。彤彤听了奶奶的话停住了手看着居娆,居安看到了对着彤彤说道:“想吃就吃吧,有什么笨不笨的,我小时候就喜欢吃鱼籽也是听了这句话才不敢吃的,彤彤随便吃”。
彤彤听了居安的话以后上碗里便舀了一大勺子放进了碗里,就着米饭开始刨了起来。看着彤彤吃的香甜,其余的四个小毛头便也跟着挖起了鱼籽,尝了以后就专门对着那盘子鱼籽下起手来,居娆看了以后笑着说道:“这都知道鱼籽好吃”。
老爸在鱼脊背上夹了一筷子放进了嘴里:“这养的鱼跟野生的真是没法比这肉嫩的,不过好像味道没有我们去年来的时候三儿捉的鱼好吃”。
居安听了心里笑了下:这老爸的嘴可真叼,都一年了还记得空间里鱼的味道。老妈听了老爸的话:“整天出去瞎玩,还能吃出来好坏来,让你看着孙子们一迈眼就不见人影了,回来直接端起碗来吃饭还抱怨起了鱼不好吃”。
老爸尴尬的笑了笑说道:“你这人当着孩子的面呢,瞎说什么到了三儿这里,我这不是帮着放放牛去了么,这次有二壮他们三个在旁边可比家里有意思多了”。
居安听了以后趁势提道:“既然喜欢你跟妈妈这次就别回去了,到时候帮你们办两张绿卡就呆在这里好不不好”。
这次老爸听的倒是有点心动眼巴巴的看着老妈。老妈一边夹着鱼往冉冉几个的碗里送了几筷子:“你要想蹲这里就蹲这里,我是要回去的。到时候开学的时候冉冉和彤彤就要上学了,老大和娆儿这两家子我真不放心,我回去给两个娃儿做饭。中午的时候能让我的孙子们吃顿好的”。
姐姐笑着说道:“妈!你和爸爸就在三儿这里多住住吧,难得爸爸也喜欢这里放牛,孩子你别担心,实在不行的话家里还不是有嫂子在么”。
老妈听了以后撇了撇嘴:“你嫂子要是靠得住母猪都上树,冉冉三四岁的时候回来进了超市只知道推着车子跑,啥东西都不要我一问才知道孩子啥都没吃过,根本不知道要东西吃,你嫂子这也不给吃那也不给吃,到了街上我买了跟糖葫芦,冉冉看了半天愣是没敢咬,可怜的孩子长这么大连个糖葫芦都没吃过”。
居安听了以后噗呲笑了起来:“果然是可怜,饿着老妈的大孙子了嫂子这个罪名可不小”。
居娆听了以后也跟着笑了起来:“嫂子说这个有添加剂那个有防腐剂整个市场上就没有安全的东西,冉冉基本上除了水果其他什么零食都没吃过,夏天吃的西瓜都是哥哥坐车去人家地里买的”。
老爸听了以后对着姐姐说道:“你又好了,彤彤小时候就放我们家里,每个月给两百块生活费,这彤彤每天还带点菜的,天天吃肉素菜基本不上口,两百块半月都不够”然后转头对着居安说道:“有一次你姐夫说要来看看彤彤,你姐对着你姐夫说再等几天,我们再清闲几天万一去看彤彤说不定要跟着回来,就麻烦了”。
居安听了以后差点被嘴里的鱼肉呛着对着姐姐说道:“你们这两家子也真是奇葩”。
老妈接口就说道:“你说我这心里能放的下来么,这以前你哥哥嫂子是住的远,现在你哥哥也回老家了,我这不去看着点不知道要闹出啥幺蛾子来”。
黛娜听了以后说道:“你跟爸爸就多住几天吧,家里有嫂子和姐姐能出什么大事情”。
居娆笑着对黛娜说道:“要是想老妈来住估计要等你们生了孩子以后,老妈说不定就不走了,专心带孙子了”。
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