第两百九十四章 为什么学不好中国功夫
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收拾了下行装居安便准备去纽约,到了那里和迈尔斯汇合两个人一起出发去遥远的非洲狩猎,听了迈尔斯的话居安让黛娜只给自己准备了一些单衣服换洗的衬裤还有两三条厚布的西装短裤短袖衬衫两双高邦的山地鞋,当然了还有妮妮的嘱托回来的时候带些好吃的。最新地址ltxsba.fun
看着身下慢慢消失的纽约居安对着坐在旁边的迈尔斯说道:“可是盼着好多天了,这次终于能到非洲去逛逛了”。
“除了打猎非洲也没什么好逛的,到了那里你就知道了天气可真是要命,你要是喜欢狩猎那非洲可就是天堂了”迈尔斯耸了耸肩膀对着居安说道。
居安笑了笑:“打猎其实对我来说没多少的吸引力,倒是能看看狮子豹子什么的我挺感兴趣的,是不是坐在笼子的车子里到这些动物的栖息地去看?”。
迈尔斯听了以后笑着解释:“看狮子那还不简单,到时候咱们一起带个向导开着越野车去看好了,但是豹子可不容易看到这个要看运气,这些家伙总是躲在树林里找起来很麻烦”。
“树林里有多麻烦?直接钻进去看不就行了”居安摇了摇头说道。
迈尔斯看了居安一眼:“到时候你就知道了,别说让你钻了就是绕着走一圈你估计都不愿意,睡觉吧等下了飞机还有好远的路要跑呢”。说完迈尔斯便拉起了身上的毯子把脑袋上的眼罩放了下来。
居安脑子里全想着看狮子豹子之类的根本睡不着,伸着脑袋向着窗外看去身下一片的灯火阑珊,纽约变的越来越小直到消失在了视线。
到了南非下了大飞机,又换了小飞机最后换上吉普车,开始的时候还有个公路还算是平坦到了后面只剩下土路,最后连土路也没有了直接行驶在草原上,从车窗向外看去满眼一片的金黄色,偶尔一点绿色闯入了眼帘就飞快的逃到了车后,如果说居安的牧场有两种色彩,冬曰的白色,春夏秋的翠绿色,现在居安满眼都被枯黄色充满了。
整整在摇晃的吉普车里颠簸了四个多小时,居安和迈尔斯才到了靠近南非边镜上的私人保护场,车子刚停了下来,居安便迫不及待的跳出了车子,好好的伸了个懒腰,迈尔斯则是两腿打颤从车子里出了来一边摇着腰一边抱怨:“每次来这里这些个路就让我发疯”。
居安听了迈尔斯的话笑了笑,看着迈尔斯一脸疲惫的样子说道:“有时间多锻炼一下,别整天盯着女人的胸部浪费精力,你看看我精神多好”。
迈尔斯看了精神还算是矍铄的居安:“不能和你比,你简直是个怪胎,对了我听说你们中国人有个什么功夫或者什么奇怪的草药给我弄上一点,一周前我遇到了茉莉她夸奖你床上的功夫一流,用她的话说就是整个过程从一个浪间到了另一个浪尖,还说你一定练过什么神秘的中国功夫,教教我这功夫”。
居安立刻听的一头冷汗,这个浪荡的公子哥怎么又跟茉莉睡了,不过想想看一个浪荡公子一个电影演员遇到一起到床上交流下在美国这里也算是稀疏平常:“有什么诀窍,多锻炼多吃水果,少浪费精力在别的女人身上就行了,你这几天一个女友存不住能量的,跟你说了你也做不到”。
一边跟迈尔斯打着哈哈,一边抬头看着眼前的建筑,只有一层红砖灰瓦的建筑看起来美国味道十足,而且占地有居安两三个屋子这么大,去接迈尔斯和居安两人的黑人司机卡可卡把两人的行李一提向着屋子里走去。
居安抬脚跟了上去,迈尔斯跟在居安的后面说道:“你只要告诉我诀窍,我一定专心练习,对了你们中国人不是还有什么拜师的么,我干脆拜你为师好了”。说完一个怪模怪样的中文师傅两个字从嘴里蹦了处来,居安转头一看,提到了男人的能力迈尔斯脸上的疲惫立刻消失的无影无踪,一本正经的看着居安。
居安苦着脸说道:“还真没有什么特别的功夫,要不我把每天早上都要练上几圈的锻炼教给你?”。墨子的功夫要配合着空间才能成,要是没了空间估计也就是平常老头打的太极拳之类的能强身健体的作用,教给迈尔斯倒是也无妨。
迈尔斯听了这个话立刻点头说道:“好!好!那等会我就去你的房间你开始教我”。看到居安肯教自己功夫迈尔斯估计是想起了以后床上征服一个个的姑娘看着居安的眼神都带着银荡,让居安毛骨悚然起了一身的鸡皮疙瘩。
跟在了卡可卡的后面居安和迈尔斯两个人进了房子里,居安才发觉这房子里面可比外面凉爽多了这鸟不生蛋的地方屋子里居然还有空调感慨的说道:“这里面和外面一比简直就是天堂了”。
迈尔斯说道:“这房子刚建好两年,这里面有几个搞动物研究的现在你见不到他们等到晚上吃饭的时候就能见到了,你的房间正好在我的隔壁,对了晚上的时候千万别开窗子,要不是说不定就会爬进什么毒蛇进来”。
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