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第四百九十三章 完美演出

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噗噗噗。

那一群军痞听罢,登时全部笑喷,又赶紧低下头来。

胡攸脸一拉,没好气道:“副帅,你这不是耍我么,忒也不厚道了。”

“开开玩笑吗。”李奇笑了笑,道:“不过皇上对这场比赛很满意,皇上走的时候。可是一直夸这场比赛精彩绝伦,还说下次要再来看侍卫马的比赛,这我可没有骗你哦。”

“能为皇上比赛,这是我胡攸的荣幸。皇恩浩荡,皇恩浩荡呀。”胡攸立刻又转忧为喜,仰面泪声俱下的呐喊起来。

暴汗。用的着这么夸张么。李奇翻了个白眼,又朝着众人道:“你们干的不错。这真是一场完美的演出,本帅替你们感到骄傲,特别是你小子。对了,你叫甚么名字。”他说着用手指向那五号。

“回禀副帅,俺姓熊,在家排行老四,所以俺爹给俺取名熊四,副帅叫俺小四就行了。”

“好名字。忒也好记了。”

“多谢副帅夸奖。”

我这是夸奖么?李奇感觉自己也有点乱了。笑道:“你小子的演技真是逼真,绝对可以拿影帝,本帅很欣慰侍卫马能出你这样的人才,很好,很好,以后要继续发扬这种精神,博取同情也是一种手段。对了,最后一球,你怎么会想到扑上去。”

熊四嘿嘿道:“副帅,你不是告诉俺,要用尽一切手段去摧毁他们的进攻,要用俺们强壮的身板去蹂躏他们的肉ti,俺当时就是这样想,甭管它输赢,也要蹂躏那厮一番,以免有负副帅对俺们的期望。”

“嗯?你说什么?你再说一遍。”

熊四立刻挺直身板,朗声道:“俺说,是副帅教导俺们比赛尚未结束,哪怕是到最后一刻,也决计不能放弃。”

“顾得。孺子可教也。”

李奇欣慰的点点头,道:“你刚才没有受伤吧?我瞧你摔的还挺重的。”

“谢谢副帅关心,不过,就王志那身板岂能伤的俺。”

那一号赶紧站出来道:“哎,熊四哥,俺那是手下留情了好不,要不咱们再试一次,保管让你一个月下不了床。”

“好了,好了,你们两个别争了。”

李奇摆摆手,朝着那一号道:“你叫王志是吧。”

“是。”

“你做的也非常不错,今后你们二人就是咱们侍卫马的王牌球员,嗯就叫熊王组合吧。”

王牌?熊王组合?

熊、王二人相视一眼,基情无限。

李奇又朝着其余人道:“你们记住了,当自己的队友在演摔在地上的时候,你们一定要先去看看队友的伤势如何,然后再找对方算账,但是得逼真一点,就好像对方撞到你亲爹一样,我不反对你们适当的用肢体来表达自己的不满,明白吗?”

“明白。”

“那好。”李奇点点头,又朝着胡攸道:“马帅,前段日子我比较忙,没能帮到你,全是你一个人在管理球队,我心中有愧,这样吧,今晚我就在醉仙居订了两座宴席,你带上弟兄们去庆祝下。”

醉仙居。

这三个字就足以让众人欣喜若狂了。

“哪里,哪里。”胡攸话刚出口,忽听得外面有人喊道:“李奇,李奇。”

“靠!”

李奇面色一紧,道:“这里可有后门?”

“好像没有。”

“操!这是谁tm设计的,忒不合理了。你们记住了,这一切都和本帅无关。”

“啊!”

李奇还欲再说,砰地一声,门被人踢开了。

“哈哈,李奇,你果然在这。”

众人转头一看,个个面露惊惧之色。

来人正是高衙内领头的一群公子哥。

“胡攸(小人)见过衙内。”

众人赶紧行礼。

高衙内嗯了一声,和洪天九两人凑到李奇跟前来,笑眯眯道:“李奇,你方才那些招数忒也无耻了,看的咱们哥几个激动死了,有趣,太有趣了。”

李奇错愕道:“衙内,你说甚么?我不懂耶。”

洪天九嘿嘿道:“李大哥,你就甭骗我们了,就那踩鞋跟,拉衣服的招数,普天之下,除你之外,还有谁能想的出。”

周华点头道:“就是,就是。”

李奇怒道:“小九,胖子,你们说话可得讲证据呀,小心老子告你们诽谤。”

“证据?”

高衙内嘴角一扬,指着站在最前面的熊四道:“你说,那些卑鄙伎俩是不是李奇教你们的,倘若有半句假话,我就让我爹爹派你北边守边疆去。”

熊四脸露为难之色,望了眼李奇,又望了眼高衙内,忽然惨叫一声,捂住自己的胳膊,道:“哎哟,王志你刚才那一下撞的忒也狠了,俺的手都被你撞断了,哎哟,哎哟。”

“四哥,你怎么样了?”

王志赶紧扶住他,关切道:“四哥,四哥,你别吓我呀,你千万不能有事,不然俺这一辈子可不能安心。”

“啊,俺想俺要到那边坐坐。”

“是是是,俺现在就扶你过去。”

靠。你们两个还真演上瘾了,真是一群演员啊。李奇心里立刻向他们竖起了大拇指,见高衙内快要发作了,赶紧一把搂住他,笑嘻嘻道:“衙内,是不是我教的并不重要,反正比赛已经完了。对了,衙内,你们什么时候上?”

高衙内郁闷道:“我爹爹说皇上都做出了表率,所以咱们太尉府和那些狗屁才子的比赛得等到这个月末去,我为了这事都三个时辰没跟我爹爹说话了。”

洪天九听罢,眉头一皱,目光瞧向其余人,一副若有所思的模样。

这小子又想搞什么?李奇心中有一种不祥的预感,嘴上却惊叹道:“哇!三个时辰,衙内,你生这么大的气又是何必了,气坏身子可就不好了。不过这样也好,后天我们醉仙居准备组织一次踏春活动,你们来不来?”

洪天九微微一怔,喜道:“当然去呀,嘿嘿,李大哥你又准备了什么好菜式?”

“到时就知道了,哦,记得带锄头来。”

“锄头?”

洪天九惊喜道:“用锄头做菜?这真是太有趣了。”

这真是一个疯子。李奇无奈的叹了口气。

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