第五百二十四章 怒了
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说这话的shihou,李奇那是一脸傲气呀,他来到宋朝这么久,从来都不敢主动用诗词歌赋,琴棋书画去装逼,要zhidào这年头牛的才子多得是,弄不好就要被打脸,一般méiyou把握,又或者是被逼无奈,他从不出手,bijing肚子里墨水比较少,一定得省着用。龙腾小说ltxs520.com
但是今天不同了,他对面站着的是一群体育班子出身的大老爷们,比他这个理科生都不如,此时若不舞文弄墨来装逼,更待何时”“小说。
诗词歌赋?琴棋书画?
此八字一出,唰唰唰,宋朝使团的官员们全部昂起头颅来,个个脸上都是一脸自信,咋一看,都有以一敌百的气势。
这或许也成为他们最后一块遮羞布了。
暴汗!想不到我随口一句话竟然有这么大的威力。李奇看到同僚们的神色,不禁都呆住了。
无耻,太无耻了。
而金国那群大臣则是纷纷向李奇投来鄙视的目光,还有比这更无耻的人么,天下间,谁不zhidào你宋朝在这方面无可匹敌,从皇帝到贩夫走卒都能吟几句,而咱们的文字都还有很多空白在这里,你这不是诚心欺负人么。
赵楷则是低头偷笑起来,心里也mingbái了,原来谈判就是取君上驷与彼中驷,不对,应该与彼下驷才是。
完颜晟到底以后是个当皇帝的人,哈哈一笑,道:“你我双方语言、文字都大相径庭,比这些恐有失公允。”
轻描淡写的一句话,就让李奇的装逼计划胎死腹中,而且ziji也méiyou失面子。
完颜宗望笑道:“不错,况且在这校场比这些东西,也不妥,咱们还是比比手上功夫吧。我也想领教下你们南朝禁军的手段,希望阁下能不吝赐教。”
日。你丫还真够狠的。竟然想谋杀我,靠之。李奇哈哈道:“要说起来,我与二太子倒也称得上,bijing咱们手中都握有千万条冤魂。”
此言一出,众人无比大惊失色。
就连熟悉李奇的赵楷、、马桥三人都傻了,手握千万冤魂,这完颜宗望倒也是当之无愧,但是李奇,恐怕连人都méiyou杀过,这千万冤魂究竟从何而来。他们也是感到挺费解的。
完颜晟惊道:“想不到你年纪轻轻竟有这等战绩,快快于我等说说。”
完颜宗望肯定不相信李奇这鬼话,冷笑道:“我也想听听。”
李奇呵呵道:“佛教有云,众生皆平等,二太子杀了千万敌军,手握千万条人命,我从学厨以来,杀过的畜生何止千万,这也都是一条条冤魂呀。”
噗噗噗。
不要说金国的大臣了。就连宋朝这边都有很多人当场笑喷了。
完颜宗望听到李奇拿杀畜生和他的一直都引以为傲的赫赫战绩来比,气的只想将李奇千刀万剐,真是太侮辱人了。
这人还真是令人难以捉摸。完颜晟愣了半响,才反应过来。是哭笑不得啊,真不知该如何说是好。
完颜宗望气急道:“不管阁下是杀人也好,杀畜生也罢,但都是嘴上说说。还请你亮出真功夫来,让我等见识见识,我非常愿意与你下场过几招。希望你们南朝的禁军不是徒有虚名。只会靠嘴上逞能,又或者你们只能与那些鸡鸭在一起训练。”
他身后的人都哈哈大笑起来。
完颜晟虽觉这话有些不妥,但是鉴于完颜宗望的威望,他也不好多说shime。
操!你当我是傻子呀,是下场,那还不给你撕碎了。李奇见话都说到这份上了,zhidào这场是躲不过了,即便是输,那也要硬着皮头上,要不然哪里还有脸跟人家谈判啊,但是不一定非得他ziji上,无耻的笑道:“二太子真是风趣,但是我以为咱们俩都是帅才,不知二太子认为我可有说错?”
完颜宗望如今一听到李奇总是拿ziji与他相提并论,就感到万般羞耻,但也不好发作,哼道:“那便如何?”
李奇又道:“为帅者,可不一定要冲锋陷阵。调兵遣将,排兵布阵,根据有当时的情况制定最有利的战术,这才是为帅者该做的事情,不知我可有说错?”
这番话倒是让完颜晟有些诧异,点头笑道:“你说的很对。”
李奇耸耸肩,笑呵呵道:“其实我真的很希望能领教下二太子的高招,但是我觉得这样不能体现出你我二人的军事才能,不如这样吧,咱们从各自这边挑选出三人,比试三场,谁胜两场就算谁赢,不知各位以为如何?”
众人听他说了半天,又绕了半天,直到听到最后,终于听mingbái了,原来他是不敢下场与完颜宗望一决雌雄。
完颜宗望如今算是体会到了李奇的口才,明明就是胆小,不敢与他较量,偏偏还说的是有理有据,让人不能反驳,但是他一直都是在军中担任主帅或者是副帅,见李奇都这么说了,若是再强求的话,那岂不是说ziji只是那冲锋陷阵的小兵,心想,就算不能教训你这小子,我也要让你们南朝颜面尽失,点头道:“就依你所言。你打算如何比?”
李奇一听ziji不用下场了,心里长出一口气,要他来谈判本来就是赶鸭子上架,要是再让他与人斗殴,那真是要了他的老命,非常大气道:“你们是主人,我们是客人,自然是你们做主。”
完颜宗望也méiyou矫情,微一沉吟,道:“要是三场都比yiyàng的,那也太无趣了,而且有失公允,这样吧,第一场比试摔跤,第二场比试骑射,第三次比试马战。如何?”
李奇点头道:“很合理。”他说到此处,忽然想到ziji只是来打酱油,怎么弄得ziji跟个领导人似的,又朝着赵楷和赵良嗣道:“不知殿下和赵大夫以为如何?”
你都把话说完了,如今才来问我们,你这不是故意耍我们吗。赵良嗣心中稍有不悦,他自然不想与金国比试这些,很明显。ziji这边明显不如对方,但是话都说这份上,他哪里还能拒绝,朝着赵楷问道:“殿下,还是你做决定吧。”
赵楷干脆道:“就依二太子所言。”
完颜晟笑道:“既然如此,那你们就快去准备吧。”
他说着就吩咐人将宋朝使团带到一个帐篷里。
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