第六百五十二章 笨鸟当先飞
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秦夫人白了他一眼,道:“你这人怎地总是口无遮拦。”
李奇啧啧两声,道:“夫人,你这是嫌弃我呀,不就是练个舞么,又不是干偷鸡摸狗的勾当,就算我是说真的,那也没关系呀,你用得着这么大惊小怪吗?”
秦夫人哼道:“你这揩油舞搂搂抱抱的成何体统。”
李奇哇了一声,指着秦夫人道:“夫人,你这是在指桑骂槐呀。”目光却瞟想封宜奴。
秦夫人一愣,随即恍然大悟,知道上了李奇的当,心中叫苦不迭,忙朝着封宜奴道:“封妹妹,姐姐不是这意思,你勿要见怪。”
封宜奴自然知道秦夫人不是在说她,但悲催的就是如今她还得放下矜持,来这里求李奇跳这成何体统的舞蹈,挤出一丝笑容道:“姐姐多虑了,此人的话我怎地会信。”
李师师对于李奇也是颇感无奈,苦笑的摇摇头,道:“好啦,好啦,封妹妹一个女子亲自跑来找你练舞,你是否也应该得饶人处且饶人啊。”
李奇嘴一撇,小声嘀咕道:“到处都是茶杯,我可不想用生命去跳舞,太危险了。”
封宜奴实在忍不住了,豁然起身,怒喝道:“够了,若非那ri你在水---。”
“咳咳咳。”李奇一阵巨打断了封宜奴的话,道:“不就是跳个舞么,一盏茶的功夫,何必这么认真了,随便跳跳就行了。”心想,哇塞。这女人真是越来越猛了,这种事也敢说,还有,李师师好像也不知道,那就更加说不得了呀。
封宜奴也不敢说呀,真是哑巴吃黄连,有苦说不出呀,哼了一声,坐了下去。
李师师皱眉道:“李奇,这宫廷舞宴可不是太师府的周岁宴能比的,一点差错都不能出,而且必须别出心裁,尽量做到最完美,要不然,我也不会赶到这里来替你们出谋划策,希望能略尽绵力。”
李奇一声长叹道:“师师姑娘的意思我当然明白,我知道你是在担忧封娘子。”
李师师一愣,错愕道:“我---。”
李奇不给她辩解的机会,叹道:“是,我承认,封娘子与我站在一起,就跟高衙内和她站在一起一样,实在差太多了,不管是样貌,身材,还是舞步,都不无法与我媲美,但这是天生的,纵使师师姑娘舞技独步天下,也无法改变。唉,其实我也不想抢这风头,所以我这几ri也在尽量想办法缩短我们俩的差距,不说般配,至少也不要弄的封娘子太寒碜了。是不?”
这话若是让咱们纯洁的衙内听见,那得多么的伤心啊。
世上怎地还有恁地无耻之人。
秦夫人、李清照都不可思议的望着李奇,似乎被这话给震住了。
封宜奴更是怒不可遏,在歌舞方面,她一辈子都处于赞声之中,唯有李奇屡屡在此说三道四,美目中迸发出两道火光来。
李奇一脸单纯道:“封娘子,你这么看着我作甚?难道我不认同我的话么?”
李师师哭笑不得的摇摇头,生怕他们俩又吵起来,忙道:“那你可有想到什么好办法?”
“当然。”李奇一本正经道:“虽然封娘子的舞技很一般,但我相信凭我高超的舞技,应该能够弥补这一点,我累点也没有关系,至于样貌、气质方面,那只能用别的事物来辅助了,经过我深思熟虑之后,终于想到了一个好法子,那就是高跟鞋。”
“高跟鞋?”
四女皆是大吃一惊。
封宜奴怒道:“你此举分明就是故意整我。”
李清照也瞧不下去了,道:“这高跟鞋我也见过,穿着走路就已经很难了,如何能穿着去跳舞,你就别耍嘴皮子了,这可不是小事。”
ri。为何我每次说真话的时候,她们都不相信我呀。李奇讪讪道:“清照姐姐,我这真不是开玩笑的,我敢用人格发誓,女人穿高跟鞋跳揩油舞,绝对可以提高一个境界。”
秦夫人对于李奇的人格早已经失去了信任,道:“那你何不穿着跳?”
李奇没好气道:“我又不是女人,怎么穿。夫人若是不信,或者担忧封娘子被骗,大可以身先士卒,穿上高跟鞋与我跳一次,我保管你找到失去已久的信心,展现出一个完美女人的姿态。”
这人还真是什么话都敢说。秦夫人红晕突生,艳丽无比,轻啐一口,闭口不言,心想,我怎地就遇见这么一个怪胎了。
李师师忽然道:“我倒是觉得李师傅此法可以一试,穿上高跟鞋跳揩油舞,或许真的让人眼前一亮也犹未可知。”
李奇赞道:“师师姑娘不愧是舞坛大家,都不用瞧就能深通其理,比某某强多了,李奇佩服,佩服,呃...清照姐姐,我可不是说你。”
李清照直爽道:“这方面,我的确不如师师。”
“姐姐这话说的,妹妹真是无地自容。”李师师谦虚一笑,又朝着李奇道:“如今这还都只是说说而已,真的可行与否,还得试过才知道。”
“那是当然,实践永远是最重要的。”
李师师又道:“那你打算何时与封妹妹练舞?”
李奇正sè道:“师师姑娘你也知道,我如今还得负责整个无相宴,暂时恐怕抽不出什么空来。这样吧,封娘子,你先学习如何穿高跟鞋跳舞,到时我这边安排好了,再与你练习几ri,你天赋平平,一定要多多努力才是,笨鸟先飞吗。”
封宜奴脸上风云突变,妩媚笑道:“多谢副院长提醒,我想我知道该怎么做了。”
这笑意让李奇忽然觉得一股寒意从脚底直冲脑门,暗道,是不是哪个环节出错了。
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