第六百六十章 无相盛宴(五)
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李奇回到御膳房,不过这刚一进门,他就惊呼道:“靠!瘟疫来了?”
只见那些御厨们,在御膳房内东倒西歪的,呼呼大睡起来了。
“老弟,你回来了?”
李奇抬头一看,只见左伯清从楼上走了下来,忙问道:“左大哥。他们这是---?”
左伯清苦笑道:“都累坏了,你这道无相可是让御膳房元气大伤呀。”
李奇眉头一皱,走上前,推推了靠着炉灶睡着的那御厨,嚷道:“哎哎哎,起来了,起来了。”
那人“唔唔”两声。睡的跟头猪似的。
嘿。你丫还真够坚挺的。李奇随手拿起一个罐子猛地朝地下砸去。
“啪”的一声响。
“出什么事呢?”
“怎么呢?”
那些御厨被惊醒过来,慌张的到处张望,突然发现李奇不悦的望着他们,赶紧爬了起来,向李奇和左伯清行礼。
李奇沉声道:“我知道大家都很累了,但是任何借口都不能作为你们在厨房睡觉的理由。你们可是厨师,不是随遇而安的乞丐,都给我滚回去睡觉。”
那些御厨吓得一身冷汗,慌忙逃窜了出去。
左伯清笑了笑,道:“李老弟,你虽很少来御膳房,但是这群人可都十分怕你呀。”
“我也不想如此。但是厨师就要像个厨师,这厨房是用来做菜的,又不是用来睡觉的,而且这里到处都是火、木柴、油、万一一不小心,起火了,那怎么办?我这也是为了他们好,下次要是再让我碰见,我就非得将他们赶出宫去。”
显然。李奇的第二个人格又再主导了他的思维。
左伯清觉得他说的也大有道理,点点头,又道:“皇上那边怎么样?”
“一切都好。”李奇轻轻一笑,问道:“皇后那边呢?”
左伯清呵呵道:“无一人不称赞,就连当初对对这道无相颇有微词的郑皇后尝过以后都是赞不绝口啊!你这道菜真是绝了。”
李奇笑了笑,突然正色道:“左大哥,这几日那些家伙的确都累坏了。你瞧能不能这个月多给他们发些赏金,要是有困难的话,我或许能帮点忙。”
言外之意,无非就是这钱他愿意出。
左伯清笑道:“这你就放心吧。皇上和皇后都对这无相赞不绝口,上面一定会有封赏。”
“那就好。”
“对了,你不是还要去与封娘子跳舞么?”
“该死,差点把这事给忘了。我先去冲个凉先,待会再说。”
李奇可不想带着一身的汗味去跳华尔兹,那太恶心人了。
草草洗去身上的汗味,也洗去了那一丝疲惫,李奇换上一身新式服饰,黑裤白衣,黑皮鞋,这可是货真价实的真牛皮做的,样子虽然出来了,但穿着真不是很舒服,来北宋这么久的李奇,还真爱上了那轻布鞋,扎上一个马尾辫就出门。
待他刚来到龙亭园门前,迎面走来几人,中间一美女鹤立人群,但见那美女蛾眉臻首,金叉斜插,眉扫半弯新月,好似空谷幽兰,双眸汪汪,朱唇皓齿,雪肤滑嫩,一袭红艳如火的罗纱裙,纤腰盈盈,身材高挑修长,玲珑浮凸,端的妩媚妖娆,秀美难言!
来人正是封宜奴。
女人长成这样,真是祸害咱们这些男人啊,我终于明白秦夫人为何闭门不出了,敢情是为了我们男人好呀。李奇暗赞秦夫人那仁善情怀呀!待封宜奴走近,他呵呵道:“封娘子,待会可得打起精神来,别丢我的人啊!”
这人还真是爱气我。封宜奴淡淡道:“彼此,彼此。”
二人并排入园。
当那群衣冠禽兽见到封宜奴来了,立刻原形毕露,双眼泛着绿光,直盯盯的望着封宜奴。今日的封宜奴比之往昔,是更上一层楼了,在高跟鞋的帮助下,在配上那与生俱来的傲然,天皇巨星的风范是展露无遗,这对男人而言却又是十分致命的。
而站在封宜奴身边的李奇,无疑就是众人唾弃的对象,好似都在说,混蛋,放开那个女孩,让我来。
李奇对于他们的眼神那是相当理解,毕竟同性相斥,异性相吸吗,心中唯有苦叹,为何不是在后宫跳了。
宋徽宗不禁都愣了愣,若非有了李师师这绝色美女,恐怕封宜奴也难逃他的魔掌呀!他等了这么久,也不想再等了,待二人行礼完后,便让他们立刻开始。
二人来到中间,李奇一手置于背后,微微弯腰,探出一只手来。
虽然很多人已经知道,封宜奴会把手放上去,但还是不忍看到这残忍的一幕啊!
蔡攸眯着眼望着封宜奴,不但没有丝毫的妒忌,反而嘴角勾起了一丝淫荡的笑意。
“咦?你好像胖了许多。”李奇手刚放在封宜奴腰间,亲不自禁的说道。
但话音刚落,脚背传来一阵剧痛,他猛抽一口冷气,脸都绿了,糟糕,忘了穿保护罩了。怒视着封宜奴,正欲反击,琴音突然响起来了。
封宜奴一个侧滑,妩媚的笑道:“我已经想通了,要是出错的话,不管是谁的错,他们一定会认为是你的错,所以我用不着害怕。”
靠之!这你都想得通?李奇气不打一处来,咬着牙道:“那真是恭喜你,终于突破了胸大无脑的境界。”
ps:求月票。。。。
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