第六百七十三章 奉旨扫大街
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“不错,这是一个有前途的职业,好好干,我看好你。”李奇呵呵一笑,又挠着下巴问道:“我问你件事,我穿成这样,你也一眼就认出我了?”
龙飞一愣,讪讪点了下头。
该死的,人有时候还真不能太出色了,特别长相,我真是出类拔萃呀。李奇又道:“那你在这里干什么?”
龙卫道:“卑职是来升国旗的。”
“哦。难怪这里这么多人,原来都是来看升国旗的。”李奇恍然大悟,突然沉声道:“龙队长!”
“卑职在。”
李奇煞有其事的说道:“今日之事,乃属于高度机密,我不想有其他人知道我今日来过这里,否则——嘿嘿嘿,明白吗?”。
“遵命。”
“顾得,你快准备。”
“是。”
看来只有等到升完国旗再去扫了。不然这人可丢不起呀。李奇一对眸子左右瞟了瞟,方向左边有几间小屋子,那屋子后面倒是一个藏人的好去处,赶紧溜了过去。
可是刚一来到屋子后面,忽然发现屋后蹲着两人,吓得他还惊叫一声,定眼一看,不禁又笑了出来,呵呵道:“哟,是英国公呀。真是太巧了。”
那二人正是蔡攸和蔡威。
只见蔡攸也是一身麻布,想法跟他可谓是不谋而合呀。
蔡攸一见到李奇,双眼冒火,哼道:“什么太巧了,这还不都是托你的福,不然本大爷用得着蹲在这里么,这笔账我以后慢慢跟你算。”
都这时候了,你还在我面前嚣张,要是皇上向着你的话。昨日也就不是那般景象了。李奇哼了一声,道:“我也是这样想的。人家小孩子打架尚且都知道告父母乃是丢人的事,可惜有些成年人妞不到,还去告家长。真是丢人呀。”
蔡攸大怒,起身喝道:“李奇,你说谁丢人?”
李奇耸耸肩道:“我答应,我就说谁呗。”
“你小子太可恶了。简直就是目无尊卑,我今日非得要好教训你一番不可。”蔡攸胸中这口怒气从昨日憋到今日,如今是仇人见面。分外眼红,哪里还忍得住,举起扫帚就挥了过来。
靠!骨yu欺负我也就罢了,你他娘的也来。李奇举起扫帚相迎,嘴上还嚷道:“那个那个,你娘的要是敢帮忙,我就告你殴打朝廷命官,让你满门抄斩。”
蔡威一听,还真有些胆怯。
砰砰砰。
蔡攸挥舞着扫帚,怒道:“对付你小子,还需人帮忙。”
“你要叫人帮忙,你丫就是一个娘们。”
砰砰砰!
“嚯嚯哈伊!”
“哈——哈——哈!”
眨眼间,二人已经交手数个回合。
蔡攸毕竟年长,有些体力不支了,李奇却是越战越勇,好不容易逮到一个展现自己武力的机会,他如何能不珍惜,只恨马桥不在呀,忽然一扫帚将蔡攸手中的扫帚给打飞了,又是一扫帚挥下。
“啊!”蔡攸吓得双手捂住脸,惊恐的大叫起来。
一旁的蔡威赶紧上前救主,挡在蔡攸面前,双手紧紧抓住扫帚,赔笑道:“大人,请手下留情。”
给我玩,你丫太老了。李奇收回扫帚来,他其实也不敢真打下去,很流氓的说道:“英国公,咱光脚的不怕穿鞋的,大不了一拍两散,谁怕谁呀。”
蔡攸惊恐未定,又蹦起来直骂道:“你胆敢袭击本少师,我——我一定要去皇上那里参你。”
“你去参啊!反正是你先动手的,大不了明日咱们俩再去南门扫。”李奇哼道。
“你——你——啊——啊!”
蔡攸气的一手捂住胸口,后退两步,幸得蔡威扶住,否则真的会晕厥过去。
李奇翻白眼道:“我说英国公,你少在这里装病了,你若不去扫,我可就要去皇上那里参你一本,告你违抗皇命,这次可是皇上当着你的面亲口吩咐的,你想赖也赖不掉。”
“你,你,我堂堂一品大员不跟你这厨子一般见识。”蔡攸气的都快抓狂了,但是苦于拿李奇是一点办法也没有,这小子太不按常理出牌了,捡起扫帚,靠在屋后面,斜眼瞪着李奇,恨不得饮其血。
李奇吊儿郎当的站在他对面,笑道:“对了,英国公,太师他身子还好不?”
蔡攸怒哼一声,不做声。
李奇不以为意,又笑道:“我说英国公呀,你也这么一大把年纪了,应该要注意调养身子,你看看你,才活动那么几下,就下气不接下气,跟犯了哮喘一样,比太师还要虚一些,我劝你还是少近女色,多打打羽毛球,强身健体,有益身心,多好呀,至于女人那是为咱们这些年轻人准备的,没你啥事了。”
“李奇,你欺人太甚。”蔡攸实在忍不住了,蹦了起来,咆哮道。
李奇呵呵道:“英国公,你还是留点力气,待会还得扫地,我可不是一个敬老的人,绝不会多少一粒灰尘的。”
蔡攸头一偏,怒道:“我们走。”
“英国公,这里可得小心呀,堂堂英国公也跑来扫大街,这若让人瞧见了,那不得让人笑掉大牙去。”
蔡攸一听,心中又是担忧不已,权衡一番后,还是选择老老实实躲在这里,不敢露面。
过了好半响,升旗仪式终于结束了,围观的人群也都散去,时辰也差不多了,李奇、蔡攸各走一边,朝着国旗下那片cāo场走去。
二人刚刚来到cāo场,就见梁师成走了过来,圣旨一开,扯着尖嗓门嚷道:“蔡攸、李奇接旨。”
二人一愣,赶紧行礼。
“朕绍膺骏命。蔡攸、李奇二人藐视圣意,亵渎圣旨,串谋于戏弄于朕,原以当革职查办处理,但朕念及二位以前为朕立下的汗马功劳,故从轻处理,罚处二人一个月俸禄,另,今日清扫东华门,不得让人相助,不得偷懒,须亲力亲为,否则罪加一等,望尔等在此好好清扫反省。钦此。”未完待续……)
ps:三更送到。月末最后一天,月票不投也浪费了。
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