第六百七十五章 你看我,我看你
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李奇一阵头疼,一边朝着高衙内走去,一边忙朝着其他人道:“各位,各位,衙内是在跟你们开玩笑的,千万别当真,你们也知道衙内这人,好开玩笑,都回去坐吧,坐吧。”
众人这才想起面前站着的是毫无信誉可言的高衙内,心里便不以为意,毕竟人都爱往美好方面去想,除了李奇资格以外,谁会希望封宜奴和李奇大被同眠。
高衙内还yu再说,李奇一把搂住他脖子,小声道:“你们几个跟我过来。”言毕,他拖着高衙内就出了大门。
洪天九和柴聪也跟了过去。
柴聪向他的那些狐朋狗友说道:“你们先吃着,我和衙内待会就来。”
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李奇拖着高衙内来到后院的休息室,将门关上,沉声道:“我说衙内,你怎地变得跟个泼妇似的,还说你尊敬封娘子,你娘的在外面左一个贞cāo,右一个清白,你这叫尊重么。”
高衙内怒哼道:“我那是被你气的好不,闲话休说,你快把人家封娘子放了。”
放你大爷。李奇翻着白眼道:“什么放不放,你丫会说人话么?至于封宜奴,你们就甭打算了,她已经是我的女人了,还有,我不跟你一样,爱用秃鸡散那些卑鄙的伎俩,我与封娘子是两情相悦,自然走到一起的,你再损我名誉,朋友都没得做。”
“你休想骗我。”高衙内无法接受这事实,怒道:“封娘子连本衙内都看不上,怎地会看上你,这太没道理了。”
你娘的若非有个当太尉爹爹,还有那方面天赋异禀,鬼才会看上你,不过具有这两样,对女人的杀伤力还真是够大的。李奇懒得和这厮废话,道:“你若不信,就问太尉去。”
高衙内撇了下嘴,郁闷道:“你别激我,我还就是从我爹爹那里得知的,你道我没有问啊,我当时就问了,结果我爹爹差点没把我踹昏过去,不过为了封娘子,我不在乎。”
柴聪突然道:“衙内,不对呀,方才来的时候我还见你挺有心情的调戏御街的张寡妇。”
高衙内大怒,道:“柴聪,你咋说话的,本衙内那叫调戏么,我那是热情好客,请她过府坐坐而已,你怎地恁地邪恶。”
柴聪翻着白眼道:“那你怎就不叫马行街的刘寡妇过府坐坐。”
高衙内直接道:“那女人太胖了,长的也就那样,你若想她的话,我倒是可以帮你去找找。”
柴聪登时无语了。
高衙内摆平完柴聪,又泪眼汪汪的望着李奇道:“李奇,当我求你了,你帮封娘子让给我吧,你已经有了白娘子,红娘子我也不予你争了,毕竟她是你先认识的,还有辽国公主,还有,还有那秦夫人---。”
“停停停。什么秦夫人,我和夫人是清白的。”
洪天九道:“大哥,这你也想隐瞒,你西郊庄园那么大,那么好,你偏偏不住,非得要挤在秦府,你道我们都看不出么,这种伎俩哥哥以前可没少用,我看不出十日,哥哥就得住到那张寡妇家去了。”
高衙内眼中一亮,左手下意识的抚摸了下鬓上的红花,傻傻的笑了起来,还是小九了解我呀。
柴聪无奈的摇摇头,忽然坐了过来,一脸羡慕道:“李奇,那秦夫人可是大美人呀,以前还是一位大才女,比封娘子都还要美上几分,了不得呀,你还真是有本事,比衙内强多了,我算是服你了。”
高衙内嫉妒的哼了一声。
嘿。这还真是越描越黑,我tm真是冤枉呀!李奇一本正经道:“这你们可千万别乱说,我住在秦府,那只是因为住习惯了,没别的理由,而且我和秦夫人真是清白的,这我敢对天发誓,而且这话要是让夫人听见了,她非得自寻短见不可,这事可大可小,就此打住,别再说了。”
“了解,了解。”
三人同时点头道。
得。我算是白说了。李奇瞧这三个二货的眼神,郁闷的直摇头。
高衙内挤着眼泪道:“李奇,就算不算秦夫人,你也该知足了,虽然你的女人还没我一半多,情人就更加不用还说,但是都比我的女人漂亮,好事你不能一个人占了,你就将封娘子让给我呗。”
李奇反问道:“你要是我,你会让么?”
高衙内摇头道:“死也不会。”
“这不就结了。”
柴聪没好气道:“衙内,你就别想多了,以前人家李奇还没来京城的时候,你可没有少去找封娘子,哪次不是灰头土脸的回来,就算李奇肯割爱,也没你什么事。”
高衙内虽然也知道没戏了,但他还死撑道:“此一时彼一时,我如今可是高青天,名气远远超过了李奇的金刀厨王,封娘子早已对我刮目相看。”
柴聪没好气道:“别给我提啥高青天,我听这名号就烦。”
“你这是嫉妒。”
“我用得着嫉妒你?”
“你哪一点不嫉妒我,李奇有句话说的好,男人一辈子就争两样,一女人,二面子,你两样都不如我。”
“我---懒得和你这厮废话。”
那没心没肺的洪天九可不会管高衙内的死活,一脸好奇的朝着李奇问道:“大哥,咱可没哥哥那么贪心,你就跟咱说说味道呗。”
李奇错愕道:“说啥味道?”
洪天九一脸憨厚的笑道:“就是封娘子的味道呀。”
高衙内听得目光急闪,一抹嘴巴,蹲在椅子上,道:“小九,你好歹也顾忌下哥哥我的感受行不,不过这次就算了,下不为例,李奇,那封娘子在床上是个啥样子?你口才好,就与我们说道说道吧。”
柴聪虽然表现很淡定,但是那迫切的目光已经出卖了他。
我tm是该说这几个蠢货yin贱,还是该说他们单纯呀。李奇郁闷的都快哭了,闭着眼道:“我不知道,我们还没有发展到那一步。”
高衙内先是大喜,但一想到封娘子迟早都是李奇碗中的肉,又感到挺失落的,眼珠一转,一计上心来,道:“李奇,你可别再说本衙内妒忌你,要不---我弄些秃鸡散给你,我没别的要求,躲在窗外看看就行了。”
李奇呆了半响,豁然起身,双手撑在桌子上,对着高衙内就是咆哮道:“你娘的会请我去看你和你浑家行房么。”
“这倒不会。”
高衙内咬咬牙,看似异常挣扎,突然一狠心道:“我让你看,你让我看不?”
砰!
李奇一头栽倒在桌子上,想死的心都有了。
能把李奇气到想自杀的程度,这世上恐怕也只有具有超前意识的高衙内了。未完待续。)
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