第七百六十三章 神奇小丸子
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在这一刻,金刀厨王的光环在小九心中开始慢慢褪去了。
噗噗噗。
高衙内、洪天九等人十分默契的吐了出来。
“啥玩意,这么难吃。”
高衙内又吐了几下。苦着脸,忽然见那些百姓都吃的津津有味,好奇道:“如此难吃的东西,他们怎还吃的下去?”
田七美滋滋的吃了一小口,憨厚的道:“衙内,你有所不知,对于他们这些饿久了的人,这东西就是人间美味,以前我跟我爹爹流浪的时候,别说还是煮熟的糯米,即便是生的,那对于我们而言也是可遇不可求啊!”
洪天九道:“我明白了,这就是错觉美味。”
高衙内等人听罢,纷纷点头。其实他们谁能明白田七这番话的意思,并非说他们智商不够,只是这种事,你没有亲身经历,根本无法明白。
“不对,不对。”
周华突然摇摇头,指向不远处的李奇道:“你们瞧李大哥不也是吃的很香么?”
其余人纷纷转头望去,只见李奇坐在板凳上,吃的极其入神,似乎在吃着什么美味。
这可就奇怪了!因为李奇的嘴可也是出了名的刁。
高衙内几人相互使了个眼色,默契的站了起来,悄悄的走了过去。洪天九一眼就发现了猫腻,原来板凳边上还放着一小罐子,赶紧朝着那罐子指了指。
高衙内上前毫不客气的拿起罐子闻了闻,惊道:“豆腐乳?”
周华道:“好像还是俺带来的。”
李奇猛地一转头,道:“你们几个在干什么?”
高衙内往他手中的耐饥丸一瞧,只见耐饥上涂着一层厚厚的豆腐乳,好奇道:“李奇,你干嘛将这豆腐乳涂到耐饥丸上面?”
李奇翻着白眼道:“这耐饥丸淡而无味,不用这豆腐乳,怎么咽得下去。”
“那---那好吃么?”
“还不错吧。”
高衙内等人相互使了个眼色,一言不发,拿着豆腐乳就走到一旁去了。
什么意思?操!我的豆腐乳啊!
洪天九赶紧学着李奇,将豆腐乳涂到耐饥丸上面,一口咬下去,只觉细腻的豆腐乳带着丝丝麻辣味,配上这耐饥丸还真是别有一番风味,仿佛豆腐乳与耐饥丸已经融为一体,不分彼此,含糊不清道:“唔唔唔,奇了,这豆腐乳配上这耐饥丸还真是好吃。”
高衙内也是一个劲的点头,道:“真的不错哦。”
周华道:“以前光吃豆腐乳的话,总觉太辣太咸,而光吃耐饥丸的话,又觉得淡而无味,可是将两者放在一起,却是刚刚好,辣得适中,而且嚼劲十足,真是太好吃了。”
洪天九道:“李大哥真是厉害,就这么廉价的东西,随便一搭配竟然成就了一道美味。”
高衙内哼道:“他厨艺是厉害,但是人品可就差了,这么好的东西,竟然一个人藏着吃,太不厚道了。”
不一会儿,大家就把这耐饥丸给吃完了,但是大家都没有急着走,因为这效果需要时间来验证的,团团围在一起交谈起来,但是谈论的重点,还是开发西北。
不知不觉中,日以偏西。李奇见时辰也差不多了,忽然问道:“各位中午就吃了一个耐饥丸,如今可觉得饿?”
众人一愣,皆是摇头,但随即也就反应了过来,暗自惊讶,这耐饥丸可真是太神奇了,仅仅就一个鸡蛋般大小的,竟然真能抵上大半日。
李奇呵呵道:“相信各位如今也感受到了这耐饥丸的妙处,所以,各位今后大可以存储一些在家,以备不时之需,若是没有灾难,固然最好,可是,一旦发生的天灾,各位就可以用这耐饥丸支撑到赈灾粮的到来,不会再重蹈这次的覆辙。而这耐饥丸的储存方法也挺简单的,只需放在坛子里,用布将坛口封死,放在通风干燥的地方即可。”
这可不是李奇发明的,而是在清朝的时候,那些百姓为了活命才想出来的,可以说这耐饥丸乃是千万穷苦百姓在逆境中创造出来的智慧结晶,这比起那些奢华的菜式要伟大的多。
那些百姓纷纷点点头,眼中透着一丝惊喜,这耐饥丸对他们而言,也不算贵,而且分量不多,做法极其简单,保存性又好,简直就是为他们量身定做。感激之言是一浪高过一浪,都快将李奇说成活菩萨了。要知道这耐饥丸或许在平时来看,没有什么作用,但是放在灾区,那就是救命仙丹啊!
就在此时,高衙内一干二货突然走了过来。洪天九哭丧着脸道:“李大哥,你这耐饥丸的确够饱肚的,我现在都觉得肚子沉甸甸的,太难受了。”
“是啊,是啊,哎哟。”
李奇瞥了他们一眼,问道:“你们吃了几个?”
“三个。”
“四个。”
......
看来是消化不良,这群家伙真是没救了。李奇翻着白眼道:“谁叫你们吃这么多?”
高衙内郁闷道:“我们也不想,可是这耐饥丸配上那豆腐乳实在是太好吃了,我们都还是第一次吃,就多吃了几个。”
活该!李奇心中暗笑,朝着高衙内勾了勾手指,道:“若你们想尽快解决这问题的话,只有一个办法!”
“什么办法?”
“你们带了泻云散没?”
高衙内警惕道:“你想作甚?”
“当我没说。”
高衙内忙拉着他道:“带了,带了,还有秃鸡散,你要多少?”
日。这淫货,来赈灾还带秃鸡散?李奇顶着一头冷汗道:“不是我要,是你们需要。告诉你们,泻云散就是最好的解药。”
高衙内等人猛抽一口冷气,这可玩的有点大啊!
就在此时,突然一飞骑疾奔过来,道:“启禀副帅,从京城运来的粮食已经到了城外。”
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