第七百七十七章 奇功当配奇赏
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疯了，疯了，这小子铁定是疯了。龙腾小说ltxs520.com.
蔡京气得嘴皮子都开始哆嗦了起来。而白时中、高俅等人也是面面相觑，眼中是一片茫然。
其实不要说他们了，就连蔡攸等人都傻了，他一直以来都没有想过，利用这事去李奇，哪怕只要斩断李奇的左膀或者右臂，他就已经很心满意足，然而，他万万没有想到，李奇竟然会自己拿刀捅自己。
要知道如今李奇深得皇上器重，手握经济大权，另外，还掌控军器监、侍卫步和侍卫马，前途一片光明，竟然自己要求致仕，这简直让人不敢相信啊。
大殿内是一片鸦雀无声。
宋徽宗眼中也闪过一丝诧异之色，但也就是一闪即过，沉默少许，淡淡道：“李奇，朕提醒你一句，君无戏言。”
李奇颔首道：“多谢皇上提醒，微臣绝非一时冲动，唯有这样，方能平息这场祸端。”
宋徽宗道：“那你此举是何道理？”
李奇眼眸左右瞟了瞟，又快速的瞥了眼宋徽宗，嘿嘿道：“皇上，英国公说的很对，若是不这样做，恐怕难以安抚天下士子之心，皇上不能因小失大啊。微臣这一身的荣誉，本就是皇上赐予的，所以皇上有困难，为人臣子，自当要为皇上分忧，区区一个官职，相比起皇上而言，简直就是不值一提，微臣愿以大局着想，致仕回家。”
宋徽宗眼皮稍抬，瞥了眼李奇，眼神显得有些怪异，犹豫了一会，点点头道：“卿之忠心，朕铭记于心，好吧，就依你所言。”
蔡京大惊，忙道：“皇上，万万不可呀，如今李奇身兼数职，倘若让他致仕，那---那---那些事该交给谁来做？”
高俅也忍不住了，道：“还请皇上三思。”
宋徽宗哼道：“那你们要朕怎么做？你们若能想办法解决这一箱子奏折，朕自当不会让李奇致仕。”
“这---。”
众人一阵沉默。
蔡京用余光稍稍瞥了眼身后的李奇，见其面色平淡，双眉一抬，心中连呼不对，好呀，老夫险些就上了这小子当了，如今一切都还刚刚开始，他怎地会在此时要求致仕，如若不然，他定有后招，老夫明白了，他这么说就是在防我等啊，这臭小子，实在是太可恶了。
想通此理，蔡京又与高俅等人相互交换了个眼神，众人也没有想方才那般激动了，皆是选择了沉默。
很明显，李奇这是在和皇上玩双簧呀。他们纵使明白，也只能装糊涂啊！
可是，众人的沉默，不代表李奇就此罢休了，过都领了，赏就更加不能不要了，赶紧行礼道：“皇上赏罚分明，微臣佩服万分。”
他还故意加重赏罚二字的读音，提醒之意已经昭然若揭。
宋徽宗一愣，旋即反应了过来，暗笑，这小子还真是胆大包天，竟敢公然的一而再再而三的要赏。但与此同时，他心中又觉诧异，今曰的李奇似乎有些反常，很明显是有事想要求他。很识趣的说道：“关于南下整顿官场一事，李奇是责无旁贷，故此朕也惩罚了他，但是凤翔一事，李奇功不可没，朕若不重赏他，实为不公。”
顿了顿，他轻咳一声，道：“李奇，你说吧，你想要什么？朕尽可能的满足你。”
嘿嘿。等了一曰，就是等你这句话呀。李奇搓着手，羞涩道：“有道是，男儿当成家立业，微臣早已过了弱冠之年，但尚未成家，家都未成，何言立业，这或许就是微臣为何有此一劫的原因所在。不瞒各位，微臣每每瞧见高衙内他们妻妾成群，不禁黯然涕下，魂断汴河---。”
黯然涕下？魂断汴河？这转变未免太快了吧。
俅哥当即暴怒，你提谁不好，提我儿子作甚，况且这又不是什么光彩的事。
众人听到李奇这番真情流露，不禁没有丝毫同情和感动，反而面色显得极其怪异。宋徽宗险些都笑出声来，赶紧喝口茶来掩饰自己的窘相，随即又摆摆手，打断了李奇的话，道：“这些话就勿要说了，你还是直说你想要什么吧？”
暴汗！我都说的这么明白了，你还不懂？你丫到底是不是男人啊！真是不懂男人心啊！李奇红着脸道：“皇上，简单来说，微臣想要成家了。”
“噗！”
宋徽宗听罢，当即一口茶喷出，赶紧抹了抹嘴，诧异道：“你---你说你要甚么？”
不会吧，你这么大反应，难道厨师就不能成家么？还是过了年龄就不能成家了？李奇倒是被宋徽宗这一举动给吓坏了，舌头显得有些打结道：“成---成家。”
白时中如今是满脸大汗，双目透着丝丝火光，这要是发飙的前奏呀，话都说到这种地步了，他如何还不明白，心里暗骂，你这小子，风光的时候，就不来求婚，等到马上就要致仕，就来求皇上赐婚了，你这不是摆明的戏弄老夫么。
宋徽宗这下确定自己没有听错了，这一般人跟他要赏，无非就是两种，名和利，还是头一次有人对他说这话。当即哭笑不得道：“你想成家，成家便是，难道还要朕赐婚？”
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