第八百三十六章 令人期待的全国大赛
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高衙内哼了一声,道:“李奇,不瞒你说,我现在都怀疑我是不是我爹爹亲生的了。”
靠!这么严重?李奇忙问道:“此话怎说?”
高衙内道:“还不都是因为全国大赛的事。”
李奇啊了一声,道:“你们太尉府可没有资格参赛,跟你半文钱关系都没有。”
高衙内眼中含泪,仰天长叹道:“想当初本衙内舍名取义,不使用你教的那些卑鄙手段,以至于我太尉府落败---。”
“等等下,你丫别乱说,什么唤作我教的卑鄙手段,那都是马桥教的,跟我可没半点关系。”李奇急忙制止他。
高衙内摆摆手道:“这些就别提了,我就是想让我爹爹把我弄进齐云社,那样我便可以参加全国大赛了,至于那全国大赛的最有价值球员。除我之外,谁人敢当,可是我爹爹坚决不让,真是气死我了。”
原来是这样,看来俅哥是真心想搞好这蹴鞠联盟,连自己儿子都不能坏了规矩。李奇笑道:“太尉作为蹴鞠联盟的总瓢把子---哦不。掌舵人,他当然得以身作则。况且,你堂堂太尉之子,跑到民间蹴鞠社,那多丢面子呀!”
高衙内郁闷道:“这我当然知道,可你也知道,本衙内从不在乎名利---。”
李奇笑喷了,呵呵道:“衙内---,你---你不在乎名利?”
“你啥意思,本衙内何时在乎过?”
“好好好。呵呵,你不在乎,你继续说下去。”
高衙内又道:“最主要还是我听说这次来参赛的有很多高手,那话是怎么说来着,英雄惜英雄,算了。算了,这是高手才能体会到的,跟你说了,你也不懂。若是没有本衙内参赛,那得失色多少呀,说不定都没啥人去看了,你说是不?”
这活宝真是一点也没有变啊!李奇强忍着笑意。摇摇头道:“这我不懂,我不懂。”
“这倒也是。可是我苦求爹爹,他就是不让,更可气的是,我当时还是大病初愈,爹爹他真的好狠心啊!差点没把我又给气病了,我已经有十个时辰没有和爹爹说话了。”高衙内抹了抹眼角,真是伤心断肠,我见犹怜啊。
对呀,自从去了怪味轩后,这厮就好久没有露面了,原来是生病了。李奇打趣道:“衙内,你不会是给那怪味轩吓病了吧。”
高衙内先是点点头,然后又摇摇头道:“本衙内何许人也,岂是那胆小如鼠之辈,若让本衙内遇到张翼德,我都敢与他对吼。不过,我生病与那怪味轩也有莫大的关系,记得那日回去后,我梦到好多蛇,可把我给吓坏了,结果第二日就病倒了,你也真不讲义气,都不来看我。”
日。这还不是被吓病的,还对吼,你真敢吹。李奇讪讪一笑,道:“我又不知道你生病了,我还当你跑去找寡妇了。”
高衙内眼中一亮,淫笑几声,道:“今晚我就去。”
果然够淫荡。李奇呵呵道:“衙内,你大病初愈,可得注意身体呀。”
高衙内嘿嘿笑道:“你不是常说,要啥劳逸结合吗。”
“看来衙内今日兴致很高啊!”李奇呵呵道,心里却想,诅咒你丫劳损过度,终身不举。
“那是,那是。”高衙内眨了眨大眼,小声道:“李奇,我告诉你,那怪味轩开不长了,哇哈哈。”
李奇面色一惊,道:“衙内,你不会真命人去烧店了吧?”
高衙内拉下脸来道:“你说甚么,我岂会做这等卑鄙之事,你若不信,可以去问小千---咦?小千呢?”
“衙内,我在这里了。”
陆千不知从何处冒了出来。
高衙内不悦道:“你跑哪里去了?”
陆千谄笑道:“衙内莫不是忘记今日是神雕刊登的第一日么,我方才去帮衙内找来了一份大宋时代周刊。”
啧啧!能跟在高衙内身边的,果然都是人才呀,都能当记事本来用了!李奇暗自佩服。
高衙内哎哟一声,道:“差点忘记了,快快念来。”他说着拉来一张椅子,直接坐在大厅中间,既随性,又霸气。
“是。”
“念?”李奇诧异道:“难道你不自己看的么?”
“看多费劲。”
日!有声版小说,高科技呀!李奇不得不对这二货竖起大拇指,太tm会享受人生了。
那陆千似乎已经被训练出来了,朗读的是极其投入啊!李奇还颇有兴致的听了一会儿,忽见高衙内仰着头,摸着鬓上红花,自言自语道:“道姑?寻常女子怎会去出家,定是受了情伤,要么就是寡妇,我以前咋就没有想到呢?哎哎,李奇,这姓李的道姑漂亮不?”
李奇啊了一声,随即反应过来,暗骂,这厮不会又盯上了道姑吧,那我可真是罪孽深重啊!忙道:“漂是漂亮,就是比较歹毒,出手就要人命。”
高衙内哼道:“再歹毒能有那怪十娘歹毒?”
他话音刚落,忽听门外传来一声冷笑,“尔等既知道,为何还要来惹我?”
高衙内一听这声音,吓得浑身一颤,倏然蹦起,惊恐道:“哎哟,女魔头来寻仇了,小千快快挡住我,小心她的冰魄银针。”
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