第八百七十三章 秦桧归京,计除王黼
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“你---你想做作甚么?别别别---别脱我衣服呀,你好歹也是一个女人,虽然黑了点,但是怎么随便脱男人的衣服呀?你要脱也是裤子啊!你别瞪我,其实我只是想告诉你,男人的裤子给女人一样!是从上往下脱---咦?什么东西,好亮呀,靠!你拿剪刀作甚---剪?你剪甚么?哎哎哎,那里可是禁区呀,你千万别乱来,救命呀!骨欲,快快救我,快快救我,啊---吓死我了,原来你只是为了剪裤子啊!那你还不如脱了,裤子也是钱买的呀!”
李奇躺在床上哭天喊地的,撕心裂肺呀,不过,这也怨不得他,谁叫对面站着的是那个谁也摸不透的怪十娘,刘云熙,她若要一刀结束李奇的命根子,那真是也在情理之中。
刘云熙这辈子治病无数,倒还是头一次碰见李奇这般难搞的病人,她身为女子,当然不能将李奇的裤子给脱了,最好的方法,就是减去一截,这样就不用见到那些比较肮脏的东西了。听得也是满脸大汗,手都开始颤抖了,忽然,手中金光一闪。
李奇被这一道金光晃的是胆战心惊呀,定眼一看,见她左手夹着一根狭长的芒针,骇然道:“你拿针作甚?我---我这只是皮外伤呀!”
刘云熙冷冷道:“你若再这般说下去,我便让你---。”
她话还没有说完,李奇就惊呼道:“终身不举!”
一旁的耶律骨欲听得噗嗤一声,笑了出来了。
刘云熙可是一个地地道道的黄花大闺女呀,而且与李奇又不是很熟悉,她只听过终身不嫁,倒是没有听过终身不举,还费脑筋想了一会儿,好在女人的联想力是非常丰富的,再加上她又是神医。很快便想明白了,脸上还是莫名的一红,咬咬牙,却道:“你知道便好。”
好狠毒的女人呀!李奇猛抽一口冷气,紧紧闭住了嘴。后世有句话说的话,得罪什么人都可以,决不能得罪医生。特别是帮自己治病的医生,这绝对可以说是自寻死路啊。
刘云熙见他终于闭上了嘴,心中也是长出一口气呀,剪下纱布来,粗略了看了一眼,道:“伤口倒也不是很深啊!”
李奇忍不住的说道:“这还不算深?真是不扎到自己的肉里就不知道疼啊!我当时已经很---咳咳咳。都快穿了呀!”
刘云熙狐疑的瞧了他一眼,仔细一看,道:“奇怪,这似乎好像是你自己用剪刀扎得。”
“这你也看的出?”李奇瞪大双眼道。
刘云熙道:“这并不难看出,从这个伤口的形状来看,唯有你自己的左手能扎出来。”
耶律骨欲皱眉道:“夫君,你昨夜不是说。你是路见不平,拔刀相助,为救一无辜少女,挺身而出,被歹徒用剪刀刺的么?”
刘云熙摇摇头道:“绝不可能,倘若是别人,绝不可能刺出这等形状的伤口来。”
神医啊!老子服了你,你丫就不会察言观色么。老子眼角都快翻烂了,你丫看不见么。李奇一脸大汗,眼珠滴溜溜一转,道:“骨欲呀,其实当时是这样的,我与那歹徒在争抢凶器之际,一不小心就扎到自己的大腿了。恩,当时情况就是这样的。”
刘云熙道:“那也不可能,若是双方争执,力道一定非常大。从这伤口的深浅来看,应该---。”
李奇不等他将话说完,就道:“你是来看病的,还是来查案的,有必要弄得这么细致吗?弄得半天,我血都快流干了啊!”
刘云熙脸上一红,略显有些尴尬,道:“其实这点小伤,你随便找个郎中来都行,为何要叫我来,我的人情难道就只有如此么?”
当初李奇答应与她合作,推广她的菜式,这让她一直觉得自己欠李奇一份人情,认识她的人,都知道她最讨厌的就是欠人人情了,所以,她这次好不犹豫的答应了下来,否则,以她的性格,真不一定会答应帮你李奇看病,除非李奇愿意散尽家财。
“当然是因为你够傻---哦不,够单纯,医术够高明。我告诉你,我请你来,可不只是帮我治病,还要美容的,你可别以为我这么好打发。”
刘云熙皱眉道:“美容?”
李奇道:“当然,我可最爱惜我这双白花花的大腿了,平常从不给人看,你可不能让我的大腿破相呀。”
屋内二女被他这乱说一通,搞的满脸羞红,但是刘云熙还是本着医生的原则道:“这你放心,绝不会留下疤痕。”
李奇点点头道:“那就再好也没有了。”
刘云熙不敢再与这人多说了,开始替他擦洗伤口。
不错,不错,还是女人的手够柔软,一点也不疼,真不知道为什么医生不限定只准女人当。李奇对自己的这个选择感动十分欣慰呀,双手枕着头道:“对了,我介绍给你的那几名徒弟怎么样?”
刘云熙单头也不抬的说道:“愚蠢至极。”
暴汗!没这么夸张吧。李奇道:“那---那你为何不告诉我?”
刘云熙道:“和你说,你能帮我解决吗?”
“那倒也是,其实他们几个已经算是太师学院里面最机灵的几个了。”李奇尴尬的点了下头,又道:“哦,还有那奶粉,你可有想出办法来。”
刘云熙道:“这我倒是想出来了,我饲养了一种蜜蜂,将蜂蜜添加到奶粉里面,味道绝不会比你的奶茶差,只是---。”
李奇道:“只是成本比较高是吧。”
刘云熙点点头道:“不错,我并不赞成这么做。”
李奇抓了抓头,道:“这事还是等会再说吧,如今我最关心的还是我的大腿会不会毁容。”
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