第一千零七十八章 犒军(求月票)
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这用屁股想,也知道这一定是洪天九出的馊注意,否则的话,就凭高衙内的智商,怎么可能想出这么一个让李奇无法拒绝的理由来。更多小说ltxs520.com
人家好心来犒军,李奇当然不会阻止,要不这也太伤民心了,只好让人放高衙内他们进来。
不一会儿,就这几个二货朝着这边跑了过来,除了三小公子外,周华、徐飞这些商二代也都来了,而柴聪由于身份比较特殊,不便此时来此。
李奇见到那一车车慰问品,也还觉得挺欣慰的。
“哇哈哈!弟兄们,本衙内听说你们打了一个大胜仗,特地带人来犒赏你们了,真是不要太感谢我。”
高衙内刚一进来,就高举双手,兴奋的大吼道。颇具领导风范呀!
那些士兵一见高衙内,同时沉默了,均想,他是在和我们说话吗?
尴尬啊!
李奇差点没有笑出声来,不愧是我的兵,知道给这二货难堪,真是太棒了!
高衙内茫然的眨了眨眼睛,暗道,难道我说错话了,不对呀,我是来给你们送东西的,你们咋连一点掌声都不给我了。不禁向洪天九递去两道询问的目光,洪天九摇摇头,他也弄不清楚这是咋回事。
但是高衙内得脸皮也不是纸糊的,一眼就瞧见了李奇,又赶紧与洪天九等人跑了来过。
“李奇(李大哥)!”
洪天九一冲上来就问道:“李大哥,听说你们昨晚打了一个大胜仗,是不是真的?”
李奇觉得他这个问题有些白痴,不太想回答,但见小九那泪眼汪汪的表情。觉得不回答这白痴的问题,又有些对不住他,于是道:“你们都打着犒军的名号来了,难道还会是假的不成?”
高衙内风骚的摆摆手,道:“不不不。话可不能这么说,你的本事,咱可都清楚,哪怕是输了,你也能吹赢。”
噗噗噗!
岳飞、牛皋等人纷纷笑喷了。
倒还别说,李奇还真就干过这事。而且就在前不久。
狗日的,克星就是克星,这都让你蒙准了,还让人活不。李奇隐蔽的瞪了岳飞等人一眼,赶紧转移话题,见洪天九这厮竟然穿着一身盔甲。还拿着一杆长枪,这套装备可是他当初扮赵子龙用的,哭笑不得道:“我说小九,你这身盔甲还留着呢?”
洪天九立刻道:“当然留着的呀,我就是在等着今日,大哥,你让我当先锋军行不。且看我在金营阵中七进七出。”
这真是一个疯子。你可是洪家九代单传,我让你去七进七出,八金那疯子可就得跑到我家来七进七出了。李奇翻着白眼道:“你一边呆着去,别靠我太近,小心手中的玩意,戳到人就不好了。还七进七出,就你这样子,我看连门都出不了。哦,还有,如今可不比以往。你丫没事少穿成这样出门,容易让人误会,万一谁人看走眼了,把你当成哪个营的将军了,那你一准会坏我大事。”
洪天九郁闷道:“大哥。你就答应我呗,我爹爹和七公都答应了。”
李奇惊讶道:“这不可能吧?”
“真的,不然他们岂会让我穿这盔甲出来。”
高衙内双手叉腰,哈哈一笑,道:“小九,你就别蒙人了,七公是看外面世道比较乱,让你穿着防身用的。”
原来是这样!李奇双目朝着洪天九一瞪,后者立刻底下了头,心里暗骂高衙内忒不讲义气。
高衙内摇摆着羽扇,鬓上红花微微颤抖,朝着李奇眨了眨眼睛,表情很是暧昧。
日!差点把这二货看漏眼了!李奇见这二货也拿出了诸葛亮的战衣来,不咸不淡的说道:“衙内,这天扇扇子,你不冷么?”
“不冷,不冷,我可热的很。”
高衙内打肿脸充胖子,嘿嘿道:“李奇,小九他就还嫩了点,可本衙内乃太尉之子,对于军营里面的一切都非常熟悉,打仗什么的,根本就不在话下,就说那青田村,我可有先见之明,知道那块地非常重要,故意在那里弄个村子,就等今日敌人上当,你就随随便便让我去做个军师啥的,我保管带领我们大宋军队,杀金狗一个丝甲不剩。”
“哥哥,是片甲不留。”
“丝比片小,我这个更狠一些,你懂啥,一边玩去。”高衙内挥挥手,不耐烦道。
你丫未免太高看自己了吧。李奇头疼道:“下次吧,等到金军全换成女人了,我再派你去当军师。”
高衙内睁大双眼道:“是么?金军中有女兵么?这---我倒真是没有遇到过。”说话间,他搓着下巴,露出一副淫笑的表情。
OMG!想不到这二货还是一个制服控!
李奇懒得他废话了,直接道:“你们请自便,我还得有事要忙。”说着,他就赶紧脱身。
高衙内想叫住李奇,可是李奇根本没有给他那个机会,飞快的溜了。
于是乎,这群二货同时将目光放在了岳飞他们身上。
岳飞等人面对万千金军,尚且丝毫不惧,但是被高衙内这眼神看的,却是浑身一哆嗦!
这几个二货立刻朝着岳飞他们扑了上去。
“岳飞,你看我带了这么好东西给你们,要不是少白那厮阻止,我还准备从迎春楼找些歌妓来替你们庆祝了,咋样?够意思吧!咱也不求别的,你快与我说说昨晚的战况。”
“.......!”
这两者有关系吗?你这是贿赂呀!岳飞讪讪道:“衙内的好意,我等心领了,心领了。”
“这位小哥,你就是那杨再兴么?”
“啊?哦----是!”
“嘿嘿,你还不认识我吧。我叫洪天九,你叫我小九是了,听说你还只有十几岁。比我还小一些,可咋长的好像比我还大上一轮呀?你平时都吃啥?”
“呃...!”
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