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第一千二百五十章 克到死的节奏(求月票)

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高衙内一声哀叹,道:“我们这不是急着追你么,竟然忘记邀请几个歌妓一块来了。这游船没有女人,那有个什么劲,我还头一次与几个男的同坐我这游舫上面,早知如此,当初就把邓春那厮也叫来。”

他越说越郁闷,都快哭了出来。

这厮还真是会享受呀,我TM倒是带了三个大美人出来,可惜---TMD都不属于我。李奇脑袋里不禁冒出一副极为享受的画面,各种意淫呀。

高衙内又道:“李奇,你到底带了歌妓没有,有的话,你就别小气,借几个给我呗。”

你这个畜生,这么丧尽天良的话都说得出口。李奇怒斥道:“没有。”

高衙内道:“我不信,我要过去瞧瞧。”

李奇道:“你信不信,我撞翻你那艘破船。”

“你敢?”

“你来试试看。”

高衙内瞥了眼柴聪和小九。

柴聪道:“还是算了吧,这可是河面上,他不让咱们过去,咱们也过不去啊!”

高衙内哼道:“李奇,我今日算是看透你这人了,真是太不讲义气了。”

李奇道:“你少给我提什么义气,你出卖我和小九还出卖少了。”

洪天九点点头道:“李大哥这话倒是没有错。”

高衙内怒道:“小九,你---。”

他话还刚出口,柴聪抢先道:“何谓没错?简直就是大错特错。”

高衙内激动的都快哭了,被人理解的感觉真是好啊,道:“柴聪,你不愧是我最好的好兄弟,还是你最懂我。”

柴聪咬牙切齿的大声道:“你们两个算什么,这厮出卖我的次数比你们加在一起还要多一些,怎能不算上我。”

他这话还真是没有错,因为他喜欢装逼,平时一副不问事实的模样,即便受了些委屈,也咬紧牙关往肚里吞,装出一副不屑解释的样子,这不出卖你,出卖谁啊!

洪天九听得登时哈哈大笑起来。

李奇也是笑着直摇头,心想,被他们这么纠缠下去,也不是办法。忽然灵机一动,低声向马桥说了几句。

马桥一听,为难道:“这好吗?”

“你就说,你办不办得到吗。”

马桥哼道:“你若不相信我,那你还问作甚?”

“这就行了。”

李奇突然朝着高衙内道:“衙内,我这船里女人就没有,大老爷们倒是有一群,其实我闲着无聊呀。”

高衙内将信将疑道:“要不咱们靠岸停一会,再随便买几个歌妓、小姐上船。”

我倒也想,但是这屋内还有三个间谍呀,真要这么做了,那我的名声可就全毁了。李奇轻咳一声,道:“这就不好意思了,我赶时间,要不这样,咱们比比快,如何?”

洪天九兴奋的点头道:“好啊,好啊!”

高衙内哇哈哈大笑起来,道:“就你这破船,还想跟咱的比,小九,咱不能欺负人啊。”

李奇道:“你别嚣张,到底比不比?”

“比。当然比啊。我与你赌一百贯。”

“正合我意,那咱们就君子一言。”

柴聪瞧李奇的船明显不如自己这边的快,可是李奇却一副信心满满的样子,心中生疑,刚想阻止高衙内,哪知嘴都没有张开,就听见高衙内嚷道:“八船难追。”

“这---好吧,就八船难追。”

李奇微微一笑,朝着马桥点了下头。

马桥面色为难道:“步帅,我堂堂男子汉,这卑鄙的手段实在是不适合我啊!”

“你不行就直说,我换人就是。”

马桥脸一板,道:“谁说我不行了,拿弓来。”

李奇方才就吩咐人去拿了,很快,一把重量级的弓就递到了马桥手上,马桥拿着试了下手,很勉强的说道:“轻是轻了点,凑合着用吧。”

MD。这还算轻,老子拿着都费力气呀,你丫是故意的吧。李奇不屑的撇了下嘴。

高衙内见马桥拿着一把巨弓,哈哈道:“李奇,我原本还想让你先走一会,但是你既然要以弓箭为信号,那就随你吧,快点射吧。”

柴聪看的眉头紧锁,他相信李奇绝不是一个喜欢公平的人。

李奇摇着头笑道:“非也,非也,你们可还记得诸葛孔明借东风那一回?”

洪天九兴奋道:“自然记得,莫不是李大哥也想借风行船?”

这个小九,思维真是天马行空啊!李奇又摇头道:“非也,非也,那你们可还记得赵子龙是如何救走诸葛孔明的?”

洪天九一个劲的点头道:“当然---。”

柴聪突然惊恐道:“不好,他要射我们的帆。”

“什么?”

高衙内大惊失色,见马桥已经张弓搭箭,歇斯底里的喊道:“小千,快快保护帆。”

陆千听得不知所措,这怎么保护呀,就算我想拿命去挡,我也爬不到那么高的地方啊!

马桥毕竟有一颗君子的心,先礼后兵道:“衙内,对不住了,这是步帅吩咐我这么做的,我也不想这样做。”言罢,他拉弓弦的二指一松。

嗖的一声,一支流矢飞向高衙内的游舫。

船上的三个蠢货,眼随箭动,动作整齐划一,先听得砰的一声,又听得哗啦哗啦几声,片刻功夫,他们渐渐感觉李奇的船是渐行渐远。

李奇招着手哈哈道:“衙内,我公务在身,就先行一步了,你们慢慢欣赏这沿途的风景吧。”

“李奇,你这鸟人,竟然使出这么卑鄙无耻下流的招数,我饶不了你,我一定饶不了你。---你们还傻站在这里作甚,还不快去修理。”

李奇听到高衙内的谩骂声,站在船尾哈哈大笑起来了。

PS:衙内军团一出,月票速速投来。

PS:求月票,求推荐。。。

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