第一千四百七十一章 一桶泡面的深意
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“就是我呀。”李奇道:“你应该这么说,咳咳。我夫君英俊潇洒,风流倜傥,文成武德,上天入地。无所不能,千秋万世,一统---一统---。”
话说至此。戈然而止,赵菁燕笑吟吟道:“一统什么,你倒是继续说呀。”
李奇憋了半天,道:“一桶泡面。”
赵菁燕噗嗤一声,哈哈大笑道:“你的志向还真是够大的。”
李奇面不改色道:“你可别小看这一桶泡面,其中包含的深意那真是太多了,这也是我能活到如今的关键原因,你三哥可不喜欢志向太大的臣子,泡面足矣。”
赵菁燕笑而不语,现在还不是谈这个话题的时候,转而正色道:“谁人都知道秦桧这一回栽了一个大跟头,若他不弄点动静出来,那他可就颜面扫地了。”
李奇道:“这我知道,也不止一个人跟我说过,但是最近他不会有什么动作,等过完年我再与他过过招,不急,不急。”
说着他突然伸手搂住赵菁燕的纤腰,将其搂了过来。
赵菁燕大惊失色,将头往后面一缩,道:“你想作甚?”
李奇嘻嘻道:“如今你三哥已经点头,那你可以安心做我的妻子了吧。”
赵菁燕面色羞怯之色,颤声道:“那---那又如何?”
李奇睁着双眼道:“那又如何?当然是跟我回家过年呀。”
赵菁燕一脸歉意道:“对不起,这个年我想回家跟家人一起过。”
李奇一愣,点了下头道:“这是应该的,应该的,孝字当先。”
赵菁燕微微一笑,报以感谢,又道:“你现在可以松开了吗?”
“啊?”
李奇不但没有松开,反倒是轻轻一带,将赵菁燕搂了过来,又吻了下她的香唇,赵菁燕哪里想得到这厮竟敢在光天化日之下亲吻她,满脸通红,如同朝阳一般,心中是又羞又怒,但更多的是无奈,怒视着李奇,道:“你放不放?”
李奇厚着脸面皮道:“再抱一会吗。”
赵菁燕知道和这厮说再多也没用,轻轻一扭,就挣脱开来。
李奇手中一空,也是满腔的无奈,心想,也不知道马桥会不会擒奶龙爪手,这个倒是可以学学。
赵菁燕又道:“不过你可以让十娘跟你回家过年。”
李奇道:“这我当然知道,其实我原本打算明天来接你们过去的,哪知你三哥今日就拖我来了,待会吃完饭我就让十娘跟我回去过年。”
说到吃饭,那自然李奇亲自下厨,对于李奇的厨艺,即便是怪九郎都没有丝毫的抵抗能力,几人风卷残云一般的将李奇做得几道家常小菜给席卷的干干净净,说不出的舒服受用。
李奇这一品大员亲自下厨就已经非常了不得了,洗碗这等事自然不会交给他了,尹氏很自觉的将碗筷收走了,沈文也跟过去帮忙了。
而怪九郎酒足饭饱后,就跑去屋内午睡去了。
至于赵菁燕也回屋去了。
机会来了。
李奇悄悄来到内堂,见刘云熙一个人坐在火炉边上沉思,李师傅轻手轻脚的走了过去,嘻嘻笑道:“十娘,在想什么?是不是在想我啊。”
刘云熙一怔,道:“我在想猪。”
“呃...。”
李奇登时冒了一头冷汗,郁闷道:“这---你用不着这么寒碜我吧。”
刘云熙却是很认真道:“什么寒碜你?我的确是在想那头缝完线的母猪。”
真是越说越伤心啊。李奇非常无奈道:“想猪就想猪吧。”说着他又一屁股坐在刘云熙身边,呵呵道:“十娘,如今可是到了咱们试婚的最关键一步。”
刘云熙听得眉头紧锁,暗想,原来他还是在与我试婚,我还以为---。想到此处,她神色显得非常伤心,不愿多谈,只是嗯了一声。
怎么回事?李奇诧异的望着刘云熙,片刻过后,他登时醒悟过来,该死的,我又说错话了,这可如何办是好。沉吟片刻,他故作没有发现,继续说道:“在交趾的时候已经证明我们做夫妻完全没有问题,就差水乳交融了,但是你知道的,我背后还有着一个大家庭,家中还有很多成员,这事不是我一人可以做主的,你能否融入这个大家庭,还是一个未知数,正好马上就要过年了,你就跟我一块回去过年,走完这试婚的最后一步,不知你意思如何?”
刘云熙听得怔怔不语。
李奇谨慎的瞧了她一眼,小心翼翼道:“你不会怪我太唐突了吧,其实我已经非很委婉了,你看我都借用试婚来说服你跟我回家过年。”
刘云熙猛地一怔,道:“借---借用?什么意思?”
李奇道:“当然啊,你知道的,我这人比较腼腆,这种事不太好意思直说,万一被拒绝了,那多没面子呀,故此想到用结婚来说服你跟我回家过年,想不到你还是生气了,真是失败。”说着他叹了口气。
刘云熙忙道:“谁---谁说我生气了。”单纯的十娘,哪里是老奸巨猾的李师傅的对手。
李奇道:“你刚才那样子分明就是生气了,算了,既然你不愿意,那我就不勉强了,你知道的,我可是非常尊重你的。”
刘云熙彻底慌了,道:“我---我没有说不愿意,我---。”
李奇眼中带笑的问道:“你什么?”
刘云熙瞧了眼李奇,羞涩道:“其实我也想跟你回家过年。”
李奇大喜,一拍掌道:“那好,你快去收拾东西,待会就跟我回去。”
刘云熙摇头道:“现在还不行,我还得照顾那头母猪。”
李奇吃醋道:“究竟是猪重要,还是我重要啊。”
刘云熙很伤人的说道:“可是猪缝了线,你没有啊。”
“......!”
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