第一千六百八十八章 岳父报复女婿
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李奇这一回倒是没有勉强,干笑两声。突然右手挥出,大喊道:“王叔叔,许久未见。想煞小婿也。”
这一声喊真是石破天惊啊!
王瑶的那些哥哥妹妹们听得都傻了。
王叔叔倒也给面子,招着手乐呵呵道:“贤婿,别来无恙了。”
李奇快步上前,直接给王叔叔来了一个大大的熊抱,嘴上却低声道:“王叔叔,你又胖了不少啊!”
王叔叔压低声音道:“去你的,你还想不想娶我女儿。”
李奇忙道:“当然想。”
王叔叔道:“好了,现在终于让你得逞了。”
“这不是王叔叔期望的么?”
“咳咳,今后可要好生对待我女儿,三娘可是我最心爱的女儿。”
“一定,一定,这你放心就是了。”
“好了,快点松开吧。”
一旁的人都看傻了,冷汗狂流。
可是王叔叔和李奇却是一点也不在意。王叔叔还笑呵呵道:“我说贤婿呀,你怎么还叫我王叔叔?”
李奇道:“可是小婿觉得叫王叔叔倍儿亲切,这叫惯了一时半会改不过来。”
“随便你吧。”
王仲陵又道:“听说贤婿最近又立下奇功回来,真是可喜可贺呀。”
“哪里,哪里,小事一桩,我就是出门旅旅游的。”李奇投桃报李道:“不过我倒是听说王叔叔最近在墨学中是一呼百应,受天下墨生的敬仰,更应该可喜可贺啊。”
“哪里,哪里,就是年纪大了点而已,虚名,虚名罢了,不值一提。走走,咱们还是进去说。”
“王叔叔请。”
这两翁婿相互吹捧,惹得他们的夫人那白眼是一阵一阵的,只摇脑袋。
来到屋内,一家人团团坐下。
王仲陵开心呀,呵呵道:“总算是一家人团圆了,来,咱们一家人干一杯。”
喝了这一杯。
王仲陵又道:“贤婿,关于你和三娘的婚事,我也跟你丈母娘说了,只要你们两个没有意见,我们也无所谓。”
李奇忙拱手道:“多谢王叔叔体谅,不过王叔叔放心,这聘礼是肯定不会少的。”
王叔叔瞪了这厮一眼,道:“谁跟你说这事了,你以为你的那点聘礼就能换得我女儿么,自罚三杯。”
“啊?”
李奇眨了眨眼睛,道:“王叔叔,我是茶。”
“也是,那就六杯吧!”
你这是成心整我啊!李奇郁闷的望着王叔叔。
王瑶皱眉道:“爹爹,这---。”
“你少说话,听着就是了。”王仲陵脸一板,那气势是杠杠滴,又朝着李奇道:“这里是我王家,你就得讲我王家的规矩,是不是为了我女儿,连这六杯茶都不愿意喝。”
李奇算是明白了,他这分明就是在报复。咬着笑道:“王叔叔见外了不是,不就是六杯茶么。”
王仲陵道:“好,贤婿果然是一个爽快人,来人啊,斟茶。”
duang!
纳尼?李奇看着面前的“茶杯”,纳闷道:“王叔叔,你们家都是用碗喝茶的么?”
王叔叔道:“你今日才知道啊,看来你今后要多来才是。”心里却笑开花了,你李奇也有今日呀,平时尽是你揶揄我,今日老夫可得好好出这口气。
你这王胖子,算你狠,这笔账老子记下了。李奇点点头道:“明白,明白。”
王瑶见李奇被整,正欲开口,却被王仲陵用目光制止了。
唯一有希望替李奇做主的王夫人,却也是笑而不语,她也想看看女儿在李奇心里究竟有多少分量。
这女婿上门就是被老丈人整的,李奇早已经见怪不怪了,记得他第一回去他后世岳父家见家长时,那一幕幕他至今都不愿回想,简直就是噩梦呀,相比较起来,这六碗茶就显得太简单了。
但是真喝起来,也不是那么简单。
六碗茶下肚,李奇肚子都撑死了,暗道,看来今晚得在茅房过夜了。
“好!”王仲陵又朝着自己儿女们道:“你们还不快向李奇敬酒。”
靠!你是成心想玩死我吧。李奇赶忙抬起手道:“等下。小婿有件非常重要事要与二老商量。”
王夫人道:“什么事?”
李奇道:“是这样的,马上就要过年了,以往年关小婿一直都很忙,今年相对而言会比较轻松一点,所以我想请二老和各位兄长妹妹们去我家过年。”
“这---。”
王夫人有些诧异,按道理也是你来我家过年,怎么弄反了。不禁瞧了眼王仲陵。
李奇又道:“哦,我还会请老丈人他们一家人来我家一起过年,大家一块热闹热闹,而且,我最近在研制一种新美味,正好过年咱们可以一起品尝品尝。”
说着他跟王仲陵一个劲的使眼色,眸子时不时往王瑶那边瞟。
王仲陵没有反应过来,但是王夫人却反应了过来,忙道:“如此甚好,甚好,老身也想热闹一下。”说着脚下还踢了王仲陵一下。
王叔叔登时反应过来,道:“对对对,夫人说的是,就这么办吧。”
王瑶娇羞的白了李奇一眼,她哪里不明白,李奇这都是为了她,她这一家人去李奇府上过年,那这关系一目了然,而且也不会让她觉得尴尬,只怕到时她进了李家的门就别想再出来了。
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